This is just a sample of that series of one-shot ideas for Breaking Beyblade. I worked on this chapter by myself but the rest will be a collab with Gocty. This is 7 Ways to Break Nile.
Allow him to work in film business, only to be haunted by insane authoresses wielding fish.
Lock him in a room full of sand. After a few hours play music and watch carefully for results. He should be dancing by now.
While he's asleep poke him every now and then with a stick. Be careful to not rip out his hair, you will die. Now that you've poked him watch as he hits himself in his sleep. Priceless.
Trick Kyouya into dressing up like a girl. This is very important for what you must do next. Tell Nile that someone special wants to go out with him. He will be suspicious first, but will probably go along with it. Now take your cross-dressed Kyouya and confused Nile and send them to a nice restaurant while Yu and Kenta take photos since you payed them in ice cream. Later when you meet up with Nile ask him how his date with Kyouya went. He should be horrified.
Force Nile to tell Masamune that pandas aren't real. Afterwards check on Nile who is probably in the hospital by then.
Invite Nile to watch a movie. Don't tell him that the movie that your watching is Friday the 13th. After 20 minutes into the movie he should be screaming like a little girl.
And lastly, give him hug because you just put him through both physical and emotional pain. When you stop hugging him watch him turn red and walk away. You have now broken him with awkwardness.
Congrats, you have throughly broken Nile. I wonder whose next.
