ONE PIECE

TITLE: UNDER THE BALI'S SKY. (CHAPTER 1).

AUTHOR: mrredrum.

PAIRING: Eventually ZoroxSanji and a little bit of RobinxNami.

WARNING: From PG13 to NC-17, maybe.

NOTES: It's an AU (arch!, my first AU!). Sorry if it's rather short. Got caught up in real life (how cliché, I know) and the lazy virus also caught me dead (it's true, you know. My mind were set up at the would be story and moving, but not with my hand, they're being idle hand, lately. And went cramps when I force them to type somethings). But I try my best to update it in a not so long time. It's going to be a long journey for the chapters, though. So, please bare with me, will you?. At last, I'm really sorry if this came out bad and the characters went OOC. And also credited went to kakairupowns by beta-ing it. Thankyou, dude. Thank you.

That morning, almost all of the visitors in the Ngurah Rai International Airport were surprised when a loud shouting came from the arrival air terminal. Their eyes were drawn to a young man with blonde hair that just shouted a moment ago. This young man looked like he was having a huge conflict with another young man in front of him. The other man, the one with green hair, had his hands crossed in front of his chest, his forehead twitching in anger at the blonde, who held a black suitcase in his left hand, while his right hand was pointing an angry finger at the green-headed one.

Meanwhile there were two young girls standing near them, a girl with raven hair watching the two still fighting young men with an amused expression on her face, and another one with orange hair, looking bored to tears.

"See?! This is my suitcase, all right? Not yours. Mine is bigger than yours…" the blonde again pointed his finger from the suitcase in his hand, to another almost identical black suitcase which sat near the green-haired man's legs.

"So? I just thought that was mine, it's not my fault they look the same. But you were right, a suitcase too big like that; definitely not mine. I never bring along all of my clothes when I'm on vacation. That's just like something a girl would do…" the green-headed man snapped back.

The blonde young man got even angrier after that. He already had his free hand clenched in a fist, aching to punch the man in front at him.

"What?! What did you just say to me, you shitty-bastard! How dare you…"

Suddenly, his voice was cut off with a soft yet distinct voice.

"Sanji-kun, that's enough. People are starting to watch, you know…" the girl with orange hair had now slipped her arm under the blonde's elbow. The blonde quickly turned his attention to her, with a little glance up at the crowd that had really began to encircle them.

"Ah, Nami-san! I'm sorry that you have to watch and hear all of the rude conversation between me and the idiot here…"

"Hey! You better watch your mouth, you scrawny little…"

"Swordsman-san, I think that we should go now, too. I mean, this is our honeymoon, don't you want to be checking that our accommodations are ready in our hotel?" The girl with the raven hair was also trying her best to calm down the green-haired young man.

"Oh, so you guys were also on your honeymoon? How coincidental. We're still on our honeymoon too, you know." Nami suddenly said, her hand pulling the blonde closer to the other couple. Soon enough, both girls were getting along in some sort of conversation, just like they already known each other for a long time, despite the fact that they just met.

The blonde's face went sour when he realized that he would have to stand close to his new enemy. But he went closer anyway to the other couple. Besides, he really couldn't disobey his beautiful Nami-san. His beautiful Nami-san that at last had accepted his marriage proposal, after at least one hundred and one rejections. But now, at this moment, Nami-san was his wife! And what could make him the happiest person on the entire planet aside from this, anyway? The answer was nothing. He's happy right now. He's able to reach out for one of his dreams that he's had since he was a kid, which is to become his first love (Nami-san)'s husband. And he will not let that green-headed moronic bastard ruin this moment and distract him from his happiness.

Speaking about the bastard, he admitted that he was a little bit shocked to hear that the bastard was married to the tall beautiful woman with raven hair. What the hell did she see in the bastard, anyway, so that she settled with being married to that shitty-…wait, what was it that lovely woman said about her husband? What did she call him?...Ah, yes. She called him Swordsman-san…hahaha, how WEIRD, to be called by something like that in these modern days. His personality must be weird also. Just as weird as his hair. I mean, what kind of person could he be, anyway, coloring his hair green… Sanji snorted.

The man beside him twitched his forehead, being able to detect that the blonde man were actually thinking something bad about him. What the hell you looking at, anyway?! His mind fired up. He didn't like the way the blonde was watching him. Those deep blue eyes were starting to feel like they were boring through his clothes, stripping him bare.

He tried to calm down his hand, which aching to place a punch in the blonde's face.

He knew he would hate the man, the first time they met. This blonde man was the one who fought with him over who'd use the public bathroom first, when they were still up in the plane. Then after they're landed safely in Bali, he had to have crossed with the man again. When he reached his hand out to grab his suitcase after being checked-out by the customs officer, somehow the blonde was reaching out his hand at the same time, and before they knew it, their hands were tangled together over the damned suitcase.

He took a glance at the blonde, and realized that the man was now eyeing his wife. THE SCRAWNY LITTLE BASTARD WAS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH HIS WOMAN! And the man was daring enough to do this with him, the husband, standing right here, which meant he was also close enough to finish the bastard off!

"Swordsman-san, did you hear what Nami-san here just said?" His angry thoughts were cut off with his woman's voice.

"What? No, I didn't hear…" he muttered. Still looking with full dislike at the blonde man in front of him.

"Oh… Nami-san here just said that she and her husband will also be staying in the same hotel with us! How pleasant, don't you think?"

NO!..., Was all his mind was able to think after that.