Episode 1: S.I. 2
"The Apollo"
::
Ryo-san runs up onto stage with a black hood over his eyes and a tied
down Muscle Shirt::
:: Grabs a Microphone from the man on stage::
Ryo-san: WADDUP MY NIGROS!
:: The crowd full of black people goes wild::
Ryo-san: THATS RIGHT! ALL yal Americans can suck my small, jap DICK!
:: The room fell silent::
Ryo-san: Uhhh...fo'get i said dat'! Heres my flow, DUDES!
"Ryo-san's flow"
Ryo-san: Ok ok yal listen up! This goes to Eminems song," The REAL SLIM SHADY!" And here is goes:
Yo yo yo! Yal listen up now! Im the JAPPY!
Yes im the REAl Jappy! My dick is sooo FLAPPY! So wont the REAL JAPPY
suck my dick1 Suck my dick! SUCK MY DICK!
Im large and in charge
bitches! I'll kill you and bury ya in the ditches! Mo'fos! My ass is
soo TALL, and ya can bearly see my BALLS! My dick is so flat, ya can
squash it wid' a MAT! My dick is soo small, it can be crushed by my
balls! U japs our wack! Some worship Buddha, other can kiss my ass!
We all so damn crazy, lazy, and just soo IRRATATING! PEACE!
Crowd: BOOOO!!!!!
:: Ryo-san is thrown off the stage::
"Hazuki Residence"
:: Ryo-san tosses and turns in his sleep::
Ryo-san:(Sleepidly) No! NO! I want to be the champ of the APPOLLO! NOOOO!!!
:: Ine-san charges in the room::
Ine-san: Ryo-san! Wake up! Nozomi's on the phone!
:: Ryo-san wakes up and answers the phone::
Ryo-san: Hello?
Nozomi: RYO!!! Boy am I glad to hear your voice!
Ryo-san:(Tiredly) Uhhh...y-yea...
Nozomi: Maybe this'll bring
ya back to life! Im coming down to Yokosuka, and im bringing one of
my girlfriends. We wanna come over. I'll bring her over for Fuku-san,
since he cant get layed even if a girl spread her legs and yelled,"
FUCK ME!"
Ryo-san:(Suprised) Oh ok Nozomi! Talk to ya went
ya get here.
"Fuku-san's Room"
:: Ryo-san peeks his head in::
Ryo-san: Fuku-san! This is your lucky day! You might get layed!
:: Fuku-san is startled and drops the Playboy Magazines he had in his hand on the floor::
Ryo-san: ...and ya wont need ta' read them anymore...Fuku-san. The REAL thing is a WHOLE lot better! Ask Shen-Hua! Ah well...later Fuku-san.
:: After Ryo-san
leaves... Fuku-san goes over to his drawer, filled with Playboy
Magazines, and removes the bottom section of the drawer, reveiling
Playgirl Magazines::
:: Fuku-san gets hard;:
Fuku-san: GUYS! Yes...guys.
"Later on that day"
::
Ryo-san picks the phone up in his room to call Nozomi::
:: He
hears a guy with a gay lisp on the line::
Man on line: Oh baby... I wanna work it from behind! Talk to ya when I see ya!
::
Man hangs up::
:: Ryo-san walks to the main telephone::
::
Fuku-san is holding the phone: He hears Ryo-san coming and hands it
to Ine-san::
:: Pretends that hes stretching::
Ryo-san:
Ine-san? Is there something ya wanna tell me?
Ine-san:
Fuku-san...why did you-
:: Fuku-san fake falls and knocks Ine-san on the floor::
Fuku-an: OPPPSS!! Sorry Ine-san!
Ine-san: YOU FUCKING BITCH! IM GETTING THE DAMN STICK AND BEATING
YOUR ASS!!!!
"Ine-san's room"
Ryo-san:
Ine-san? A guy? Is there something ya wanna tell me?
Ine-san: Oh
no honey! Everythign is perfectly fine!
Ryo-san: Ine-san!?!?
Ine-san: OH FUCK! YA CAUGHT ME! COME ON OUT...!
:: Bill
Clinton pops out from under the bedsheets with Al Gore::
:: They
give Ryo a thumbs up with cheesy smiles::
:: Ryo-san kicks them
outside in their pink poka-dot boxers::
Ryo-san: AND STAY OUT!
"Yard"
Man: THAT SON OF YOURA
TRYED TO MAKE A MOVE ON MY LITTLE BOY! He fell and got a hole in the
back of his pants and your GODDAMN SON tryed to stick a dick in his
ass-hole!!!
Ine-san: OH NO! OF COURSE NOT! Fuku-san wouldn't do
that!
Fuku-san: YEA! HES LYIN'!
Man: FUCK YOUR SON!
Fuku-san: Noooo..im fuk-u-san!
Man: FUCK YOUR SON!
Fuku-san:
NO! Im FUK-U-SAN!
:: Man walks away furiously::
Fuku-san: MAN! Some people need to go back to school.
" Late at Night"
:: Nozomi knocks on Ryo-san door::
::
Ryo-san answers::
Ryo-san: NOZOMI! Come on in.
:: Nozomi walks in with her hott, blonde, canadian friend::
Nozomi:
This is my girlfriend from Canada...soo? Wheres Fuku-san.
Nozomi's
Friend: I betcha this Fuku-san guy is sooo SEXY!
:: Fuku-san walks out with his pants down and a bottle of lotion::
Fuku-san: DONT BUG ME RYO-SAN! I have DRY feet and im waxing them!
:: Nozomi and friend laugh::
Fuku-san: DONT MAKE FUN OF ME!
:: Fuku-san crys and pounts, running into his room::
" Hours Later"
:: Beer cans are piled in Fuku-san's
room::
:: Fuku-san is thrown in his bed, is pants taken off, and
shaking nervously:
:: The girls scootches ontop of him and
chuckles::
Fuku-san:(Nervously) I-I dont think t-this is a
good I-IDEA!
Girl: Yea it is! I WANT LOVE!
Fuku-san: AHHHH MY
EYES!
Girl:(Flustered) W-WHAT!?
:: Fuku-san holds his eyes and runs into the bathroom::
Fuku-san:(To himself) Whooo...that was close.
:: A man waits on the toilet::
Man: Lets get it on!
:: Fuku-san and the man start making out::
:: Ryo-san is out in the pond with Nozomi::
:: He claps
twice and lights light up the pond::
Nozomi: OHHHH!! Your
SOOOO romantic, Ryo-san!
Ryo-san: I can be even more romantic in
BED!
Nozomi: OHHH! IM HORNY! TO THE BED IT IS!
:: Nozomi and Ryo-san run into the house and head for Ryo-san's room::
Nozomi: WAIT! I have to use the restroom!
:: Nozomi cant open it because it's locked so Ryo-san uses the Double Blow on the door, knocking it over, hitting the man in the head, and having his head fall on Fuku-san's lap on the toilet::
Fuku-san: ITS
NOT WHAT IT LOOKS!
Ryo-san: OH MY GOD!
Fuku-san: I can
explain!
Ryo-san: GIVE ME YOUR PANTS NOZOMI!
Nozomi: Why?
Ryo-san: cause im gonna throw up in them!
Fuku-san: ALRIGHT
IM GAY DAMNIT!
:: Man turns around and its Goro::
Goro:
HOWS IT GROOVIN' BRO!?!?
Ryo-san: SO that explains why you've
been actin' so fruitish!
Goro:(Chuckling) Oh ya dont even know
half of it!
:: Goro changes to his Gay Lisp::
Goro:
Wassup digs!
Ryo-san: OH MY GOD! That explains the GAY MAN on the
phone this morning!
Goro: I seeee yeev been doin' yir homewirk!
