Ed-san was weeping under a sakura tree, drinking from a flask of Saké. All around the rain was falling, save where Ed-san was sitting and the rain had been turned into wine. Ed-san could only find solace from his overly emotional soul when he was flamingly drunk.. so whenever he touched water

which was when it rained.

And when he took a bath.

And when he sweated.

And when he drank a glass of water.

And when he went swimming.

And when it was humid.

And when he went skiing.

And when he had a snowball fight.