"This has to be unhealthy," Mei groaned.

"Yes, because you're the health queen, Mrs. Midnight Christmas Cake Eater!" Yuzu retorted.

"That was..." Mei paused, "...different."

"It was your cake," thought the brunette.

In front of the girls were two piles of heart shaped chocolates.

No rest for the beautiful student council president and the shining rebel of the school on Valentine's Day.

"I definitely have more," they both thought in unison.

"Do you want to start with the cards or the food?" Yuzu asked.

It was quite obvious what she wanted from the small grumble that followed her question.

"... You want me to read these cards out loud?" Mei said incredulously.

"Well, yeah," Yuzu replied with a face that said, "Just let me eat my fucking chocolate."

The girls' gazes returned to the piles of chocolate. Mei picked a small card wrapped in a thin, red ribbon. She read over it silently. Yuzu stared at Mei with an expectant look on her face.

Clearing her throat, Mei began, "Dear Harumin, I love your boobs and smile. Mostly your boobs. I mean seriously what size are those melons-"

Yuzu snatched up the card and attached chocolate hastily, "Let's just save that for Harumi later."

Mei held back a grin at Yuzu's adorably flushed face.

Again, Mei reached into the pile, which Yuzu was now quite scared of. When her hand emerged, a closed tampon was in her palm.

A question lingered in the air, unasked.

"... Open it," Yuzu said firmly.

Mei gave her a petrified look.

"Oh my fucking donuts she's so cute!"

"You're kidding me," Mei said with a slightly disgusted voice.

Yuzu gravely shook her head, "Tradition is tradition."

"Because tampons are traditional Valentine's Day gifts," Mei muttered.

With that, Mei tore open the tampon to find... A tampon. Upon closer examination, on the plastic applicator was a tiny note.

"You're a pain in the ass. Like a tampon. If tampons went up your ass. And you were a butt virgin."

Yuzu's jaw dropped. Mei heavily sighed.

"Can you please read a card now?" she said, setting down the tampon.

"Mei?" Yuzu said quietly.

"Yes?"

"I'm not hungry anymore," she said in a heart broken voice, picking a card.

Yuzu closed her eyes for a second and murmured a swift prayer.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is on fire," Yuzu paused to smile in relief, "my heart is on fire, and so are your pants. You filthy motherfucking liar."

Mei snorted.

"Th-There's more..." Yuzu said weakly.

"P.S. This poem's beginning is as unoriginal as your fashion. Bitch nugget."

"Meii~" Yuzu cried out, wrapping her arms around the laughing girl.

"I was called a bitch nugget!"

"Yes, yes you were."

Mei smiled, "I have a gift for you Yuzu."

With a sniffle, Yuzu looked at Mei.

"I have something *sniiiiiff* for you too!"

"You can go first," Mei said.

Yuzu, now excited, loosened her grip on Mei, then smiled with a blush forming on her cheeks.

"I love-" Yuzu began.

Mei interrupted her confession with a kiss. The kiss, for once, didn't feel one-sided. They both felt the same way, and this kiss was a simple confirmation.

The girls separated, now they were both flushed.

Mei leaned close to Yuzu's ear and whispered something that caused Yuzu to kiss her again.

"I love you too."

Yuzu was hungry now.