Naruto go 2 get ramen with saskuke because dey sectly have yoais 4 eachother. Bu oh noes ! det bump into orochimaru! "kekeke! I is michal jack som and i is also a snek" seyes roachamaru. "i take u body now sasuke becus it hawt" and he try to use his snake tongue thinang on sasuke.
But naruto step in way. "No! u no hurt frond!" he sey. "sasuke is mah frond!"
Bu orchimaru wrp tong round narto. "u no stop me biotch!" he say 2 narto
"oh noez!" saskuke say "how wegonna beet him naruto?!"
Bu narto luk at saske an grin. "i livs u. i no let him teak u body cuz he muchal jacksum"
Narto sudenly do glowing flashy thingy with tauld basts or somting liek dat and rochmaru die and so duz sakra an hinata cux dey not yaoiz and get in way of ship!.
"oh narto" sey sasuke "let yoaiz"
An dey liv halpy after. End.
