[A/N: A silly story that came to me one day. I hope you enjoy this. XD

Hm. I don't really have a theme song for this chapter. How about …. Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3?

Written with fanfiction author (and friend in real life) AlixAurelia. Enjoyyyyy~]

Tori laughed quietly. This was going to be great. She just knew it. Derek Morgan had another thing coming! This ought to teach him to eat her Spaghetti-o's. He's such a Spaghetti-o's thief! She wondered, though, what he would do to get her back. Maybe he wouldn't do anything?

"Is everything set?" Alix asked.

"Yep!" Tori answered proudly. She looked at the door to the entrance of the Bull Pen. The two girls had wired a giant balloon over the door that would be triggered when the door opened. (Oh, thank the Lord for Spencer and his knowledge of physics!) "All that's left is for Morgan to open the door."

"Excellent!" Alix pulled her camera out of her pocket.

As if on cue, the door handle began to jiggle. The grin on Tori's face was quickly wiped when she saw none other than Aaron Hotchner walk through the door. Before either Tori or Alix could do anything, the ball above the door exploded and showered Hotch in glitter dust.

Tori's heart began to beat faster as Alix nervously piped, "Look Hotch! You're like a sexy version of Edward!"

"I thought you sent a text to Morgan!" Tori hissed.

"I did!" Alix quickly flipped through her phone. "Oops. I sent it to Hotch instead."

"How do you get 'Aaron Hotchner' and 'Derek Morgan' confused?"

"I was texting both of them, okay? They just happened to be near each other!"

The two girls watched in horror as Hotch wiped the glitter from his face and glared at them. "Push ups." He said simply. "Now."

"But Hotch!" Alix began to protest.

"Now!"

"Yes, sir!" Tori and Alix responded as they assumed the push up position.

Ten minutes later, the rest of the team, which consisted of Derek, Spencer, JJ, Penelope, Emily, and Rossi, walked into the Bull Pen. They all gave confused looks as they watched a glittering Hotch glaring at the two girls that were doing push ups on the ground.

"Ow, I can't feel my arms!" Alix shouted as she flopped onto her stomach.

"Did I say you could stop?" Hotch asked.

"No…" Alix attempted to resume her sixtieth push up.

"But Hotch!" Tori whined. "It burns!"

"Good. What did we learn?"

"Make sure our pranks hit the intended target."

"And?"

"Not to involve Hotch in any of them."

"Good. You can stop now."

Tori flopped onto her stomach next to Alix and sighed.

"What's going on?" Spencer asked.

"And Hotch, why are you all sparkly?" Emily questioned as she, JJ, and Penelope tried not to laugh.

"Prank gone bad." Tori rolled over onto her back.

"You have to admit." Alix said. "It would have been funny on Morgan." She grinned.

"What now?" Derek asked, upon hearing his name.

"Don't worry about it." Tori, Alix, and Hotch said simultaneously.