Disclaimer:Kuroko no basket is not mine.All rights belong to Fujimaki Tadatoshi and the publisher so don't sue me.

Summary:Kagami is Kuroko and Kuroko is Kagami ?! Find out how they got switch and how they would deal with this. Noone knows what will happen but one thing for sure:the GoM won't let Kagami get away with this. They can't let that bastard do anything perverted to their beloved sixthman,can they. Look likes the power ranger would have to stal- watch over the duo for some time.


-Oi,Kuroko! Hang out the laundry will ya?
-Kagami-kun why don't you do it,I'm busy washing the dishes right now
-I can't do it because this stupid body can't even reach the clothesline
-Kagami-kun,would you stop insulting my body? Also,you are not the only one who have problem. I don't feel too good having everyone's (scared) eye on me everytime I walk on the street you know
-Tch,fine

The taller of the two gave a small sigh with the face of a mom who has to deal with her spoiled child.

-It just have been two day and I already worn out,I wonder how long this will last

The shorter boy with light blue hair grumbled and mumbled something like "devil coach" and "pink-hair witch"

-Well,even though it's annoying but isn't it amazing that they could switch our mind with their cooking
-I can't understand why you accepted that cake knowing fully well that it was poisoned
-…they made it with love,I can't refuse it
- Yeah,and their love got us into this mess.I bet that was your worse birthday ever

Flashback

It was a beautiful Friday and everyone's favourite phantom sixth man was on his way to the gym. Accompany him was an very annoyed tiger.

-Kagami-kun,is something wrong? You looked furious

Kagami seemed surprised and confused at the turned his face away from Kuroko

-O-Of course I'm furious. I have to carry all these box while you're walking empty-handed
-Sorry about that Kagami-kun.I really want to help me but the coach…
-I know! And don't apologize to me,it's not like I'm blaming you or anything
-Hai…

When they arrived at the gym,it was a pitch black. Kuroko tried to find the light,feeling weird that no one had came before them since they were late due to the coach's sooner had he turned on the light than a big bang was heard. "Happy birthday" said everyone in the gym minus in the gym was the members of Seirin's basketball club,their coach Riko,his dog Nigou,and to Kuroko surprise,the Generation of Miracles. There were a lot of boxes wrapped in colorful paper,a big ribbon with the line "happy birthday" printed on it. Apparently,that Friday was 31/1,Kuroko's Kuroko was still speechless by the surprise,he was tackled to the ground by Kise and Momoi.

-Happy birthday,Tetsu-kun/Kurokochi. I missed you so much!
-Good afternoon and thank you,Kise-kun,Momoi-san
-Your welome,Kurokochi. You are still as cute as ever! And stop repeating me Ki-chan/Momoichi
-What,I was the first one to congratulate Tetsu-kun!
-But I get to hug him first!
-Oi,Kise,Satsuki,get off him before he is suffocated to death

Even though they hated to follow what Aomine told them,they got off Kuroko because he was getting paler and paler,mostly from the weight of Kise and Momoi, partly from the noise they were making.

-Ahomine,that's my line.I am his light,not you so I'm the one who will protect him,dammit!
-My ass,if you can't even say it before me,you don't deserve to be his you object me coming here despite the fact that Tetsu would be sad if I of all people don't come to congratulate him just because you hate me. That alone prove you're not good enough for Tetsu
-I think he act like that because he is jealous so don't talk like ,Dai-chan,you said Kagami was the true light,right? Remember that time when Kaijou was having a match against Seirin in the WC and you suddenly started talking about fate and stuff?
-Shut up Satsuki,I didn't say that!
-Yeah,right. Momoi rolled her eyes at Aomine's denial.

Kuroko heard what Momoi had said and he figured out the real reason why Kagami was so furious the whole ,Kuroko has never expected the tiger to be good at keeping secrets and yet the party was prepared without him knowing about knew Kagami was lying that time,but he couldn't tell what Kagami really thought."Kagami-kun is cute"he thought,smiling to Kuroko relized that he hadn't thanked the others so he stood up and walked to where his coach and ex-captain as well as everybody else were standing.

-Good afternoon,coach,Akashi-kun and you for this...uhm…party.I am truly touched.
-Don't mention it,this is nothing compared to what you have done for us,Kuroko-kun
-You are our beloved sixth man,Tetsuya.A small party like this is not enough to indicate one thousandth of our care for you. Everyone in the GoM adores you,and I know you feel the same way about us. That why I invited everyone here.

Kuroko smiled upon hearing that. Unbeknown to him,that smile had put Akashi in a daze.

-Tetsuya,return to me. I will give you far more than this. Kagami's light is too dim,I am far more better. Return to my side,Tetsuya. Together we will rule this world…

Having seen Akashi eyes beginning to filled with mischief and possesiveness,Kuroko spoke up so that Akashi won't went out of control and take out his scissors.

-Akashi-kun,I'm sorry but I will have to deny your offer. As you said,I love GoM but I also love Seirin and I won't leave them. Maybe Kagami-kun can't match up against you and the other miracles now,but I believe in him,I believe that he would be stronger so please don't worry about me.
-I know that he will be stronger,but he can't never be on the same pars with us. Think about it carefully,you don't want what happened in the WC to repeat itselve,don't you?
-Akashi-kun,I believe in Kagami-kun
-TETSUYA!

The atmosphere was so tense that everyone had stopped their action and just stayed frozen,listening to the conversation. Finally,Midorima decided to spoke up

-Akashi,I believe Kuroko has made his decision so there is no use trying to change it.
-Shintarou,don't you understand that I do this because I care about him?
-Aka-chin,Mido-chin is right~ Don't force Kuro-chin to do what he don't want to~~ He won't be happy if he is forced to do something he hate,right?
-That right,I'm assure you that we are taking care of Kuroko-kun very carefully so you don't have to be worried

Well,if his two most loyal followers and a coach object him,he must be really wrong,huh? Akashi gave up and the party continue. Everyone give Kuroko present. Somehow,the Seirin basketball club had decided to gave him presents in groups : Hyuuga,Izuki,Kiyoshi gave him a pair of shoes and a pair of sweat bands;Koganei,Mitobe,Tsuchida gave him a set of mystery books-Kuroko's favourite;Kawahara,Fukuda,Furihata gave him a cactus and a dog plushie that look exactly similar to Nigou. The next ones to give Kuroko presents was of course,the GoM. Kise gave him designer clothes which would not be on sale until next week,Aomine gave him a set of NBA players figure,limited edition of course,Midorima gave him silver necklace while pushing up his glasses,claiming that it was Cancer's duties to give Aquarius a present that day,Murasakibara gave him a five-star reastaurant voucher that could earn him six months of vanilla milkshake,Akashi gave him a ticket for two to Hawaii,and surely,no one can doubt the quality of it. Nigou gave him bones. Kagami was no where to be found. Riko and Momoi said that they had a surprise for him and then they ran out of the gym together. Kuroko was truly grateful to everyone's effort to make him happy. After a minute or two,Riko and Momoi returned with a cart. Lying on the cart was a big plate,lying on the plate,there was a green and black mess with something hard and white on top, and was the plate melting?The two girl who was standing next to the cart was smiling and…blushing?!

-Tetsu-kun,B-san and I have made this with love,I hope you will accept it

-Hey,what does my cup size have to do with this?! Kuroko-kun,don't worry about the look ,it's just cake,I'm sure it would taste good

"How the hell can that thing taste good" everyone in the gym,minus Kuroko thought.

-H-Hey,coach,don't you think that too much? We hava a cake here so he would be too full with that. We all know how little Kuroko eat –the captain spoke up,tried to save his kouhai.

-It's okay if he just taste a bit,right –Riko said while smiling

Everyone sweatdropped :"One bite is enough to kill him!"

After some time of "compromising",Momoi declared:

-You guy just don't trust us,do you?! Please stop your doubt because we assured you that this cake is safe! We even teast it on Nigou – she held out the husky as she said

"You are too cruel!"again,everyone said. Well,at least the puppy still seemed fine.

-If you guys still don't believe us,I will prove it to you.

Riko said as she scoop up a little bit of that thing with a spoon,intended to taste it herself

"She is going to eat it?!"Everyone was literally gaping like a fish ,Kagami-kun just conveniently when into the gym at that very moment with a blushing face,completely ignored the coach who had frozen in place because of his sudden appearance and walked straight to Kuroko with his hands inside his pants' pocket.

-K-Kur-roko,I-I wan-nt to g-give…

-BAKAGAMIIIIIIIII! YOU DESTROYED THE MOOD! Riko screamed as she shoved the spoon into Kagami's mouth. And purely by instinct,Kagami swallowed he relized what he had done,Kagami froze in place.

Akashi had had enough of this.

-Aida,Satsuki,stop! Neither Tetsuya nor anyone here will eat that cake and that is final.

That would have put an end to this if Aomine hadn't said something like "Yeah,just keep yourselves and your digusting cake away from us" but since he did…the chaos looked like she was about to cry and Riko looked really sad with her taped hands behind her back and her eyes on the floor."Ahomine,why must you add fuel to the fire?!" everyone glare at Aomine and Akashi had taken out his scissors. Even in this chaotic situation,Kuroko stayed calm. He spoke up before Momoi could burst into tears or Aomine's head been cut off by Akashi.

-Everyone,please stop. Nigou ate the cake and he is still fine,as well as Kagami-kun so I don't see a reason why I shouldn't eat that. Please don't mind Ahomine-kun,coach,Momoi-san,I'm sure he didn't mean it.I appreciate your effort and I will eat it right now so don't be sad,okay?!

Kuroko use the spoon coach had used to feed Kagami and scoop a bit of the cake and eat it. And to everyone's surprise,Kagami,who had woken up a few minute ago,ran to Kuroko,screaming "don't do it".But he was too late. Kagami pushed Kuroko down right after he swallowed it. They painfully landed to the ground with their eyes shut and when they open their eyes again,what they first saw was…themselves.

~To be continued~

Author's note: Hi,this is the first time I have written a fanfiction so please forgive my mistakes. English is not my mother tongue so there will be a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes in each chapter,and in case you don't know what kouhai means,it means junior. I know I made all of them too OOC but this is a fanfiction,right? Urgh,sorry,that was an excuse. I tried to put humor in my fic and it failed and I'm too lazy to fix it so...I'm sooo sorry,it won't happen again. Drop a review please?