Sleeping Handsome
Category: Humor
By: Nekostar 2
Rating: PG-13 because of some language.
Summery: A Yu-Gi-Oh! humorous fic of the Grimm Bro.'s Sleeping Beauty with Harry Potter elements in it.
Inspired by: Snow White and the Seven …Um…Costars. Great story, read it! @
Warning: Shonen ai: Yami/Yugi ^_^
Nekostar 2: Now time for the disclaimer! *nudges Yugi*
Yugi: Neko-kun doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of its characters. It's her first fic. Don't flame her!
Jonouchi: I bet I'm Price Charming and rescue the lovely Princess Mai. ^_^!
Yugi: Um…No…Sorry Jonouchi your not.
Jonouchi: WHAT?! Then who am I?
Yugi: A frog.
Jonouchi: I'M A FROG?! HONESTLY WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!
Yugi: ^_^;
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Once upon a time, a long, long, looonnnggg time ago far, far, away … Well, you get it, there lived a good king and queen. They had everything they money could buy, but they were miserable, for they really wanted a princess (they thought boys were too much trouble.) They had nothing better to do at night with no TV, so they imagined their daughter's physical appearance. She would have straight long golden blonde hair, bright crimson red lips, and beautiful purple eyes.
One day the Queen (Tea was her name) was bathing in a hot tub sniffing her aromatherapy candles and listening to Andrea Bocelli (opera singer) when a when a blond-haired man in a frog suit jumped out. Yes a frog suit! "Your wish will come true. My sister Serenity will grant it. She is a 'muggle-born'* witch. In a year, plus or minus, a child will be born. Isis said so, so its gotta be true!" he croaked.
"Say, aren't you supposed to be in a dog suit Jonouchi ?!" Tea asked. Jonouchi blushed in embarrassment.
"Well I was pretending to be a Knight when I lost this joust to Sir Rich Boy Horse's Ass*. The loser had to wear this costume." He thought briefly about yelling at the queen and stupidly risking his life, but then an image came to mind. He pictured the Queen naked with him there in the hot tub, giving him a massage.
"So? Ain't ya happy about my massage? I mean message."
"What are you thinking about? Never mind, whatever it was I'm sure I would not like it," she thought.
"Yes, I am. But when can we see your sister? Doesn't she go to that Hogwarts School?" she asked.
"She's 17 now, so it makes no difference. She isn't underage anymore I'll get her to do that prolevix potion thing she was talking about." Jonouchi replied.
"Well…okay, I'll tell King Ryou." With that she ran off to tell Ryou the great news. King Ryou was so overjoyed. They were finally going to have a daughter, a Princess to inherit the kingdom! Later that day they followed Jonouchi the frog to a small cottage in a meadow that was covered in sunflowers. They knocked in on the door. A medium height brunette with grayish eyes appeared and bowed to the King and Queen.
"Your Majesties, my brother and I are pleased to have our humble home. Please come in and tell me what it is you wish. I only hope I may be of service to you with my novice powers."
King Ryou sighed, "You may rise Serenity. Your brother tells my queen that you can make a potion to make her with child. Is this true?" he asked.
"Yes sir, I can. Oh where are my manners? Please come in."
They entered a small dark room that had a musty smell to it. Serenity stoked up the fire and sat down. In front of her there was a large pewter cauldron and a large assortment of gruesome looking ingredients. " Which would you prefer a girl, or twins, or maybe a hermaphrodite perhaps? I can't remember the prolevix potion for boys."
"We'll take the hermaphrodite, thank you." Joked the Queen. "No, we'd really prefer the girl."
"Okay" Serenity replied. She immediately set to work. When a quarter of an hour passed she found she had no asphodel, so she substituted it with broomslang skin. It was the closest thing she had. Then she handed it to the Queen who swallowed it in one gulp. "I did not think it would be grape flavored." Serenity sweat dropped. It was not supposed to taste good at all! "It may take one or two years to work… Katsuya you can take that frog suit off ya know," she sighed.
"I tried; it won't come off!" he retorted.
One year later…
The Queen was sitting in the sun, tanning herself when someone cried
"Tah gee it's hot today!"
"Who's there?" she questioned out of curiosity.
She looked up from her book The Psychology of Friendship by Amy Goe to see a frog. "Poor guy, your dehydrated aren't you? Let me get you some water, " she marked her place in her book, went over to a near by stream, and cupped her hands, scooped up some brown mucky water, and then dumped it on the frog.
" Hmmm… I guess somebody's sister got mad her big brother and turned him into a frog."
Jonouchi decided to let her highness's mistake pass, he was really a
"Yeah, and now she's thrown me out too. No idea why," He sighed. "But this life ain't all bad. There is a Princess in the next kingdom who thinks I'm an enchanted prince."
"Huh, imagine that," Queen Tea replied dryly. "Hey! Speaking of magic, your sister's potion was DEFECTIVE! IT HAS BEEN A YEAR AND RYOU AND I HAVEN'T HAD A PRINCESS YET!"
Jonouchi looked scared. "Plllleeeeaaaasssseee give it more time, it can take up to two years to work," he pleaded.
"ALRIGHT FINE! IF THERE IS NO CHILD BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR THERE IS GOING TO BE ONE LESS TOAD AROUND HERE!!!," she yelled.
"Ya know, it's good you said a toad would die 'cause I'm a frog and I'm in no hurry to die," he cried.
"Uh! Frog, Toad, same thing! Now get the hell otta here!" she ordered.
Jonouchi hopped away fast, still scared. "Hmm, I think that potion may be finally taking effect. I mean talk about your mood swings," he thought.
He was right, for nine months later a baby boy was born. Ryou and Tea were horrified at first, but that lasted for only about 30 seconds.
"What should we call him?" Ryou asked.
"Well, I always liked the name Yugi." Tea suggested.
"What do you think little one? Are you a Yugi?" Ryou asked the baby boy. The small child smiled and giggled happily.
"I take it that means yes, Yugi it is," replied Ryou. Yugi was pretty much the opposite of what his parents had hoped for. Not only was he a boy, he had hair that was black with blonde spikes and red at the top. However he did have the purple eyes they wanted. The King and Queen were delighted. They were so delighted that they decided to have a party for the entire kingdom to see. Okay so not the whole kingdom but most of it. Muahahahahaha…
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Kinda short I know. I'll have the party in the next chappy. Please r&r ^_^!
Muggle-Born: Wizard/Witch born of non-magic people.
Rich boy horse's ass: a.k.a Kaiba. Kaiba means horse in Japanese. I think…
