Akari was walking along and then something hapen, kyoko jump out from a the bush and with a bat with nail sticking out of it.

"Oooooohhhh yea akari time for a good bumrusslin what have you"

Then kyoko hit her with the bat!

"Bash the fash! Make nazis afriad agains!"

Akai laiyd on the ground beleding out until buzzards came and ate her/

Kyoko was later hold on trail for murder and got off do to incompetency to stand trail (i know this type of case very well…)