so i poked aru's face and she was like "yo woah how did you know that i'm actually not aru yo" and i'm like "excuse me" and then she tears off her face and it's disgusting and but then she reveals that she's actually "i'm actually reisen, the bunny girl of this place and i wanted to be another rabbit girl because i'm reisen" said 'to travel' in german and then i was like "oh no it's 'to travel' in german, i'm bloody out of here"

so then i take mima and then we skedaddle from the house of wherever the heck that is and then mima's like "yo so you're going to go to reimu and she's gonna be like 'freak another gosh dang foreigner, i dislike foreigners so much because they're foreigners and they're GROSS desu' and then i'm gonna be like 'you're GROSS' and she's gonna be like 'yeah' and we'll live happily ever after" and i'm like "okay"

so then we go to reimu and she's like "freak another gosh dang foreigner, i dislike foreigners so much because they're foreigners and they're GROSS desu" and then mima's like "you're GROSS" and then reimu's like "yeah" and then mima and i live happily ever after, it's not the end yet though so please stick around with me because i need friends, it's lonely down here in this manhole

so then i go to reimu again because i'm a gosh dang rebel and then i ask her to take me to the outside world because i heard that she gives people train rides or something and then she's like "sure" and then teleports me to japan or some place and i'm like "freak this is the land of the gosh dang people and like, chicken nuggets" and then someone walks up to me and like talks in whatever language they use in japan and i'm like "where are the subtitles" and so then i go to crunchyroll and watch myself watching myself watching myself try to talk to a japanese guy with subtitles and then laugh at that funny foreign loser and then i turn left and see another japanese guy and i'm like "bro i'd like to order a 7-ton pizza" and then he's like "fuck man i don't know any fucking english, i submitted to my fucking glorious japanese fucking overlords back in fucking ww2 and i've never known any fucking english since then, motherfucker" and i'm like "i'm never including you in this story ever again" and then i never included him in my story ever again

so then i go back to gensokyo because japan has like no crime whatsoever, i almost got kidnapped like 50 times and then almost had sexual intercourse forced upon me like 50 times also and then i was like "i've had enough of this country, i'm going back to where it's scary and there's also probably going to be a bunch of people trying to force sexual intercourse upon me and i'm not going to enjoy it"

and then i step back into gensokyo and the first thing i see is mima trying to force sexual intercourse upon me and i'm like "nope never going to finish this fanfiction ever now, byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

~End of Chapter 2~"