Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this cluster fuck of a series, they belong to whoever the hell is the owner of the series. Blah, blah, blah, let's get to the AN then the story already.

So I've been obsessed with CYOA stories on Space Battles lately and while working on the rewrite for my Gamer story this idea got stuck in my head and would not go away. Good news is I'm about 78% done with the first chapter of the rewrite. Look up the Worm CYOA if you don't know what it is as I'll be skimming over the details of it.

I might throw this up on Spacebattles sometime in the future. But for now it's staying on fanfiction.

This is certainly something new that I have never tried before.

This story is written for fun and to help with my writers block. Don't take it too seriously. If a ridiculously broken OP beyond belief protagonist turns you off or a questionably sociopathic one does then you probably shouldn't read. While this will be fairly light hearted there will be some pretty messed up moments here and there.

Hope you enjoy. Oh if you notice any blatant spelling mistakes feel free to point it out I may have missed a few during my final revisions. Warning I will be skimming over pretty much the entire 'Juvenile period'. Dear god I should not have started him at one years old… I'm not even going to try to keep track of his daily charges.

Chapter 1- Why it's a bad idea to give some people super powers.

It was a fairly normal peaceful day… Well really shitty Texas weather aside. I mean seriously it can be sunny outside then it would start snowing. Texas weather likes to give a big fuck you to logic sometimes. The damn weather also has made it impossible for me to do any decent running for the past two weeks. Damn it I'm trying to get my ass into shape for the Marines!

At this rate it'll probably take more than my remaining 3 months to meet the max weight requirement.

Anyway I was walking home from 7-11, since it was close to my house I decided to walk instead of driving. When I suddenly got a random text message asking me if I would like to play a game.

Taking my phone out of my pocket I got it from some guy name ROB. Now common sense would dictate me ignoring the message, telling the guy to fuck off, or simply delete the number that somehow got on my phone. But in an act of boredom or sheer stupidity I replied yes.

"Mother fucker! He hacked my phone!" I shouted out, very much pissed, as I tried to press back causing nothing more than a loud clown laugher to come out of my speakers.

Then after a two or so second delay my phone shut off being turning back on with what seemed to be a very lazy cheap knock off of the Worm CYOA. The thing was so lazily made that it still had the Worm title next to the CYOA only crossed out by what looked like a black marker to have it replaced with 'Mushoku Tensei CYOA'. At least it isn't My little Pony…

Huh hack aside I'm kind of curious if I'm about to be inter dimensionally get kidnapped. I've read enough fanfiction to know where this is about to go. I better get super powers or I'm going to go mad scientist on someone's ass trying to get them in my new world.

Jesus whoever edited this CYOA is a lazy bastard. As all they did was cross out anything that had to do with Worm and replaced it with something that had to do with Mushoku Tensei.

I skim through the intro and go onto the next page. Well… At least they gave some effort in the next page. All of the pictures are different from the original. I had three choices on how I ended up in the Mushoku Tensei world.

The first being Self Insert, where I teleported end up on the demon continent right around the time Volume 2 ended and that whole shit stormed occurred. Yeah no way am I picking that.

The second being Reincarnation. It's pretty self-explanatory I think you should know what it is.

The last one was Alien… Wow Dragon Ball should so sue. I'm basically a Saiyan in all but name and crash somewhere on the world. Picking this means I can only pick perks and complications.

The choice was obvious. If I was going to end up in another world with powers I was going to pick Reincarnation and become Rudeus Greyrat. Great magic powers aside I can have my own harem.

Bwahaha using my haxed powers I'll become a harem god and create my own inter-universal Imperium which I will use to troll the actual Imperium. Haha I can picture it now the Imperial Guard vs Magical Girls who shoot planet busting friendship beams…

Granted by the time I do get around to invading another universe I should have more than enough power to solo it but… I'm a pretty chill, lazy guy and really prefer to just kick back and watch the people under me do the heavy lifting.

Do get me wrong I'm not a pacifist or anything. But what is the point of building an Empire if I end up handing everything to my subjects. No it'll take a while but I'll give them just enough to thrive and will only step in when some asshole empire manages to piss me off enough.

Whoops I went off on a pointless mad rant didn't I?

Anyway I pressed next and it took me to a difficulty screen.

There were five difficulties.

God Mode- You have twelve points to spend. Are the envy of everyone who took 'Help is for Pussies.' And your powers are twice as strong they are at the start.

Easy- You start with nine points and danger seems to avoid you unless you try looking for it.

Standard- Start with six points. Roll a die that will depend on whether or not your luck is shit or amazing.

Hard- Start with three points. Danger tends to come your way often and avoiding will take a lot of work.

Help is for Pussies- No points, no powers, and start the game immediately.

Yeah… Fuck that last difficulty, while I'm not picking god mode and I do like a challenge, that last one is bullshit.

And thus I picked hard mode. It seemed to be the most logical and sides if this is anything like the Worm version the powers are complete and utter bullshit. This will give me quite the challenge at the beginning but once I get my own base up and get some practice in everything else should be a cake walk.

If it gives me an option I'll start at one years old. If I remember correctly nothing really happens for like five years giving me a lot of prep time. Plus who would attack a one year old? Although I really can't do anything until after the demon continent arc assuming everything stays on canon. I'll just copy everything Rudeus did then go off and do my own thing once Eris runs away on her training trip.

Shouldn't be too hard right? I mean a fat NEET who pretty much locked himself in his room for years managed to somehow make it that far with no trouble and managed to snag himself two harem members somehow.

I skimmed through the victory conditions that were right under the difficulty. Basically it boiled down to live for at least thirty years and or kill Hitogami. Bah child's play. I'll show that noob how it's done.

Moving onto the next screen I was completely right. The powers were the same and still complete and utter BULLSHIT with capitals. Especially in a world like Mushoku and don't even get me started on each power being practically planet busting while the cost was just two points each. I don't think that world even has any casual planet busters. Orsted might be one but his curse seems to limit him a lot.

I picked two bringing me down to negative one. Those two being Power Manipulation and Inspired Inventor. With those two and prep time plus resources I can pretty much have any of the other powers on that list in due time.

Plus who wouldn't want to be the illegitimate child of Tony Stark and Reed Richards, who also has the ability to create any super power he wants… That just gave me some disturbing ideas I could use to troll the Marvel verse…

Pressing next I was sent to the companions' page. Wow that's pretty lazy their exactly the same as the original. Yeah no thank you next. Then again why bother changing this page since no one ever seems to pick companions. Besides I rather just spend my time creating a clone army then deal with these companions.

To the Complication page.

Skimming through the page that had a few new ones compared to the original a few of them caught my eye.

Being Rudeus is suffering- You are reborn as Rudeus Greyrat a person that should not exist in this world. Sure you may have the Laplace Factor could potentially have a harem. But you are immediately noticed by Hitogami and other powers in the world and are kind of fate's bitch. Gain two points.

Yandere- There is a fifty percent chance that all the women or men if you prefer that stuff you romance could turn into a Yandere. For one point the woman in question rates a one on the Yandere scale. Meaning she is obsessed with you but is relatively harmless. Think comic relief Yandere.

For two points she is bumped up to a level two, worry. She is beyond obsessed and does not like you being around other women and will stalk you. She also tends to be pretty violent but not life threatening.

For three points… Jesus Christ don't pick this, she is beyond reason. She will take measures to hunt down and eliminate all rivals and will do everything in her power to make you hers'. In other words fucking run she's a crazy bitch!

Leviathan- Somewhere out there in the multiverse an asshole SI takes the Endbringer Leviathan during his attack on Brooklyn and throws him out into the multiverse. Unluckily for you Leviathan ends up in your universe, right next to you four years after your journey begins. Have fun, oh and gain two points.

Plot Armor? Bah WTF is plot armor? - You have no plot armor what so ever. Doesn't sound like much but… Gain one point.

Fate hates you- You somehow managed to piss Fate the fuck off. It will now try it's very hardest to kill you at every single turn. Gain four points.

It gets worse from here- There is nothing stopping you from making major changes to the universe but the same goes for the villains. Every change you make fate will do everything she can to make you pay as much as possible. Sure you can create a better world for everyone but the price of that world will be an ocean of blood. Gain four points.

OH SHIT! - Ten years after you start, two entities similar to Hitogami set their eyes on the Mushoku Tensei universe. Unlike him they are not limited in their ability to interfere with the world. And they are not nice people. Gain ten points.

My Little sister can't be this psycho- So for whatever reason worm slut… I mean Sakura Matou is reborn as one of your sisters. She keeps all of her abilities from the Heaven's Feel Good End. And she thinks you're another Shinji for 'reasons'… Gain two points.

Wow the last two sound pretty shitty. Seeing as how I was going to be Rudeus anyway I picked being Rudeus is suffering bringing me back up to one point. Yandere sounds kinda entertaining… Yup picking it at level two. Now let's hope this doesn't affect Eris or Ariel.

Ha! I just realized something while Rudeus is pretty overpowered in canon and could be a lot more if he wasn't such an idiot and a pussy. I just took that opness and upped it to eleven…Quintillion.

While this will come back to bite me in the ass I chose It gets worse from here. I actually do want to make some change to the universe without anything holding me back. Besides if I keep everything on canon until around the time the Youth period starts I should have all my basics covered enough that I can fight back against fate.

With seven points I knew that I had more than enough for the perks I wanted so I went back to the powers screen to get an extra power.

Damn… I'm actually kind of stump and not sure what to pick. Alexandria turned me into a less hippy superman with no limits. Legend allowed me to shoot out a million mounting busting lasers in seconds. I was planning on saving me Power Control charges for a few years before trying to buy the Kaleidoscope so I don't want to buy that now.

Emperor of Man is pointless since I can do better with my Power Control and Inspired Inventor. Same goes for Eidolon. Psychokinetic and Sharper seem to really be the only useful thing that could save me a lot of trouble if I pick it now. Granted if I dick around too much I could accidently blow up a city... Oh well nothing more than details, I'll flip a coin… Psychokinetic it is, power ring abilities with my mind, oh the opness.

Pressing next until I got to the final perks page. I had five points to pick and the first one that I instantly went to was Blank.

Blank was a must being immune to precog is a giant fuck you Hitogami. Sides if he can't see my future and lacks the ability to directly interfere what's he going to do haunt me? Plus it will save me so much trouble when I get around to conquering the Star Wars universe.

The second must have for me is Shattered Limits. No limit on my growth of power along with doubling my charges nearly every year even if I do nothing. I pretty much turned into Ichigo Kurosaki in terms of bullshit of power growth.

Manpower next on the list. Since I will be making my own little empire I'll need to be able to recruit people. That'll make everything so much easier.

Next up is Inspiration. Sounds like a cool ability and since I won't be taking Invictus I went with this instead. Invictus while sounds awesome, I'm already apathetic enough so I like to keep my emotions thank you very much.

On second thought after re reading the description for Invictus and Cloak and Dagger I will pick Invictus as my last one. I can just spend my tinker points for the Cloak and Dagger skill anyway.

'What age would you like to start? Please note that events will proceed as normal until your character awakens.'

I enter six months old. I don't want to start off as a newborn and with this sticking to canon I get nine years of prep time before anything serious happens. I should be able to walk around now right?

After pressing enter a loading screen pops up for a second before my screen returns to normal. Then nothing happens. I stand there for a minute yet again nothing.

"Well… That was fucking disappointing. Now I feel like an idiot for getting my hopes up." I cursed out loud before taking a step.

My world turned white and a felt an intense pain I felt as though someone ripped my body to shreds before throwing it into a meat grinder and setting it on fire.

"Ahh!" I roared out as my vision came back to me. I was on the ground my glasses were gone… And… I was a child again… I was in some unknown room and my head hurts like a mother fucker! Well shit I just been ROB'D.

"Rudi! Are you all right?!" I heard the voice of an older woman shouted out causing me to look up. Yup definitely been ROB'D. The woman in question was quite the older beauty type. Her hair was a light blonde. I guess she was now my 'mother'.

She came over and helped me up.

"There, there you look fine, but to be safe. Let the power of God be converted into a bountiful crop, and bestowed unto those who have lost the strength to stand once more healing!" She chanted as my 'mother's' hand began glowing a dim white light and I felt a pleasant feeling wash over me.

So this is what magic felt like? It was a hard feeling to explain words. Like the satisfied feeling of a long hot shower after a long days of work. Better figure out how to use my power soon.

"What's wrong?" A deep arrogant sounding voice breaks me out of thought. A very muscular dark brown hair man casually carrying a sword on his back enters the room his expression seemed worried a bit. I noticed he was sweating a lot, probably in the middle of a work out.

"I don't know Rudi started yelling out suddenly and collapsed. But he seems alright now." My mother Zenith if I remember her name correctly said. First thing is first get some power that lets me remember everything because I can't seem to remember much right now.

"Bah it's probably nothing. He probably needs more exercise." My father Paul brushes it off. His expression returning to normal. Zenith seemed to frown a moment.

"He's still a child, besides I'm worried he might injure himself so bad that I can't heal him." Zenith shot back.

"He'll be fine." Paul said as he embraced Zenith her cheeks turn red for a moment. Okay… this starting to get a bit awkward.

"I was so worried when he didn't cry in the beginning, but if he's so naughty… Then he will surely be fine." Paul kisses her.

Right time to take my leave, if there's one thing that I will never be that is a cockblocker. That and I'm getting a really strange feeling of disgust right about now for some reason.

"Not in front of Rudi!" She chastised.

"Well he looks tired, I think it's time for him to go to bed." Paul said as he waltzed over to me with an annoying grin on his face as he picked me up bringing me to a little crib in the next room and hurrying back.

I am honestly not sure how to respond that what just happened and decided to say screw it and the fatigue came out of nowhere so I ended up falling to sleep right around the time they got loud.

"Could those assholes keep it down there's a baby trying to sleep next door!" I muttered as darkness took me.

I woke up slowly an unknown amount of time later.

"Man I just had the weirdest dream… Ah fuck nope not a dream… At least I have powers right?" I whispered out while pinching myself. A slightly delirious rant was getting close to slipping out before I stopped and took a deep breathe. Honestly I could rant about the unfairness of being dragged away from home but I decided that it was pointless and nothing will come with it.

Survive, adapt, and thrive. I quite like that motto and it seemed to fit this situation.

The period of pointless angst gone for now I decided now was the time to figure out how to use my CYOA powers. Most of the fanfiction I read involve the SI closing his eyes and looking deep inside of them for their power. Since it didn't hurt to try I went along with that.

It was strange. As I tried to will my powers into existence. All sound from the world vanish and it felt as though the world and time itself stopped. It was as though I was looking into my very being. A violent crimson three pointed star appeared in front of me.

On the top was the image of a giant yellow star uncaring and unstoppable.

To the bottom left the image of a being in a massive silver power armor.

To the bottom right the image of a man holding a miniature universe in his hands.

Psychokinetic on top

Inspired Inventor to the left

And Power Control to the right.

I willed myself to the right and the star shatters. I found myself looking at a blank black screen with the number ten on the top.

Taking a guess I immediately imagined spending three of those points of the power of an enhanced memory. The number goes down to seven and then.

Everything opened up inside of me. I could remember every single detail of my entire life! Every single moment, all of the text in every single book I so much as glanced at! It fucking burned! It was god damn much! I felt as though my brain would soon overload and melt. So In a spur of the moment decision I dumped my remaining seven points in creating a power that enhanced it to beyond human limits.

The number went to zero then the world calmed. The pain disappeared, the world seemed to slow to a crawl. All the data processed and stored to be easily accessed when needed. My brain going through years of my education scanning through it along with solving every single math problem I had encountered. Things that seemed so difficult that I struggled for months to get now just came like a snap.

But that was not all things that like my reaction time seemed to improve as well as various other ridiculous things. Wow not even an hour into messing with my new powers and I was already overpowered as fuck! How glorious!

In due part to either my natural apathetic nature or maybe Invictus I took all these changes in stride. Feeling completely calm and working out scenarios on how useful this will be in the future. Plans for how to manipulate others into doing my bidding along with the practicality of using telepathy and forcing the Kaminoans into creating an army of clones for me. I'm not sure if this change had anything to do with my 'upgrade' as I always had questionable morals, but can't really seem to care.

By my calculations if I start in fifteen years it will take me ninety years until I have a decent enough fighting force to take over a small star system. This assumes that I keep my influence at the minimum and give my troops time to train and gain experience and my troops are clones. Awesome!

For some reason I kind of want to show up the Worm universe right as Taylor triggers and turn her into my Exalt… Oh the chaos that will be unleashed…

Holy triple shit, I will gain 3,650 charges a year adding plus one charge every year to my ten charges a day… I'll have more than 15,000 charges to spend by the time I turn five… That's assuming I don't get into any conflict that accelerates my growth. Yup the world is officially fucked. By the time I turn two the world will now have to deal with a two year old planet buster who's bored, a borderline god, and has delusions of creating an empire.

I am so going on a huge power trip as soon as I turn five. I can't help but feel sorry for Orsted as he spent all those years trying to figure out a way to beat Hitogami yet I can kill him as soon as I turn three give or take a few months.

The books stated that Hitogami lived in another dimension. So all I need to do is find it then drop in a universe eating super massive black hole. I can't wait to see his expression when I do that! Especially Orsted reaction when I pop in out of nowhere and show him proof that I killed Hitogami… Man I'm kind of a dick aren't I?

But then it hit me… I couldn't really use my powers all that much or it just won't be fun anymore. Sure overwhelming power and curb stomping my enemies would be fun at first but then it would get boring after a while. So for now I'll try to limit using my CYOA abilities and just use magic. It's not like the magic in this world is weak. From what I can tell the magic system the only real limit is your imagination and how much mana you have.

Rudeus could have been a God of Magic if he didn't drop the idiot ball so many times and looked into more 'destructive' types of magic. Well I'll give him credit for creating a magic nuke and magic iron man armor though.

While I do plan on following to what Rudeus was doing originally I am drawing a line at Roxy's panties. I am not stealing them and worshiping them! I don't care if it causes fucking war of the worlds to happen! That shit is too kinky for me!

I slip out of my power mode and the world returned to normal before breaking out in a creepy laughter. If I had paid attention or cared I would have noticed that an older red haired maid who was about to pick me up, immediately backed out of the room. Her expression one of fear. Wait that's wrong I did notice, just didn't care I was too busy going on a minor power trip.

Whelp guess I'll spend the next so and so months dicking around exploring this place and reading every book I can. But first I closed my eyes and looked deep within. I could feel a small minuscule 'thing' that did not felt like my other powers. The thing which I am going to take a guess as to be my mana was growing. Not at a noticeable rate but it was growing very slowly.

It was too early for me to do any kind of practicing with it so I might have to put that off for a few months.

Eight months later

Bored…bored… I'm so fucking bored! Why the fuck did I give myself all this prep time?! All I've been doing is re-watching various anime in my mind. If it weren't for that perfect memory thing I would have gone on a cocaine induced rampage by now.

So it's been eight months since I ended up in this new world. And honestly I've not done a single thing. My body is currently too weak to do any kind of training, my magic core still needs another four or so months before it matures enough that I won't kill myself casting a basic spell. Sure this is all easily fixable by using Power Control but then that would just ruin the whole point of training and take out all the fun in it. Hell this past months I have only used my Tinker ability once to give myself the ability to learn languages faster.

The light novels really don't mention how boring day to day life is in-between the time skips. I guess Rudeus was fanboying over the magic world thing to not mention it. There are only five books inside the house and I read them all within the first week.

The novels really understated just how much Lilia feared… well I think more like hated Rudeus in the beginning. She caught me re reading the book on the guide to magic awhile back and to say she was creeped the fuck out over a one year old child reading and looking like he understood the material was an understatement. So far she hasn't mention anything to my 'mother' or 'father'. Although I think she already tried to go exorcist on my ass once when I was sleeping. Not sure what was going on I just heard a bunch of chanting and decided it was best to stay asleep.

It seems I'm not allowed to go outside yet either. Well that's wrong I could up and leave but I have no idea where anything is in the surrounding lands. And I rather stay on my new parent's good sides.

I let out a sigh. I'll think of this as a test of my patience, after all that is definitely going to be a useful skill in the future. After all you can't run an efficient empire if you just kill everyone that annoys you.

Four months to go till I can start messing with my magic. Guess I'll just rewatch Aldnoah Zero… Fuck you ROB you could have waited four weeks before summoning me. Now I'll never know if that fucker Slaine gets NTR'D by Inaho. Ahh the awesome thing about a perfect memory I can rewatch every single movie Ive seen with perfect clarity… This is so not power abuse…

I really should get around to planning out the details on how I'll be building my Empire. So far all I have is go to the Star Wars universe around fifty years before the prequels start. 'Convince' the Kaminoans to create around twenty million clones and 'convince' the best mercenaries I can find to train them. Then I should go steal the Star Forge and use that to build my fleet. After taking over my first planet in a universe that is way weaker than Star Wars. Find and free a bunch of slaves who will then become my first citizens. After all a benevolent rulers tend to last longer… Or I can just seduce Ariel and start from there… But I really want my clone army. The white armor while being impractical as fuck was sexy!

Slowly expand for a few decades and get a proper military in place. Clones aren't good for a long term force.

Oh shit I'll also have to fix the design on some of the ships there. The CIC should be inside the ship not visible. Exposed bridges are a retarded idea.

Four Months later

Today is the day! It marks the day I can finally start using magic and the end of my first year. You know if I ever get a chance to do another CYOA there is no way in hell am I starting as a baby again. It's so boring!

The last few months have been smooth to say the least. My daily routine usually getting up, eating, creeping out Lilia for the greater lolz, and watching Paul do sword practice. While my knowledge of swordsmanship is currently limited I do have to say he is quite the powerhouse. If I didn't have my enhanced reactions I would struggle to keep up with him.

Although it will be years before I can physically keep up with him in a fight. Hmm I got about another year until Roxy is due to arrive.

… Wait a minute…

"I'm a fucking idiot!" I shout out in English, thankfully no one was around.

I currently have over 3,000 charges saved up. Why the fuck did I not think of just making up a power that puts my mind to sleep. After that it puts my body on auto pilot by creating personality exactly like canon Rudeus but with no knowledge of who he really is. Then have him do everything for me then right after the Orsted fight have all of his memories imported over to me as I regain control.

I close my eyes repeating the steps to activate my powers earlier on the year and dumped seven points in creating a power that was able to do all of that before immediately activating it.

I started to get drowsy. My vision began to slowly blur and darkness crept unto me. I felt something push my consciousness back toward the very end of my brain trying to lock it in.

Now if it were not for the whole year of boredom, myself being pissed off over my stupidity I would have took a moment and thought that plan through. Not only did I forget to turn off my enhanced memory and brain, but… I completely forgot about what the perk blank did.

"Oh fuck I forgot about Hitogami!" I manage one last loud shout, quickly forcing what little control I had left to spend a point to modify the power to deactivate one hour after I met Orsted just in case.

I wasn't sure if I was able to do that as before I finished I completely blacked out.

Author Note:

And done with the first chapter. I was originally planning to have him skim over the events of the first two periods… But I doubt you guys wanted a rehash of canon. And yup while I may be overwhelmingly powerful, I tend to do some stupid things that might come back to bite me in the ass later.

Thoughts on this? Was it an interesting story, was it shit? Drop a review.

Hell drop some suggestions on what I can do to improve it if you feel like it. Next chapter either in a few days or a few weeks. Weather just got better so I might have time to do very much writing.

Edit 3/5/15

Response to review

Guest- Well yeah he's being dumb. He just got handed godlike powers from out of nowhere. Having beyond human intelligence and actually using it are two different things. He was over confident that nothing would happen if he stuck to canon.

Hell he is just now learning that not everything is going to be a walk in the park. What's worse on this is that he still treating this like a game. He views the whole Mushoku Tensei verse as something extremely weak and a vacation because he has so much more power than anything else in it. What he really needs right now is a wakeup call.