Mark: Hot damn, I'm back!

Jon: Never thought that would happen you fag!

Mark: Fuck off bunny bumper:shoots Jon in the face:

Jon: DAMN!

Mark: This should be a good fic, a comic jewel, aw hell ya!

Jon:reading the script: … dude, this is awful.

Mark: But it'll sell! Muwahahahahaha!

Jon: Parents, TV and video games don't introduce kids to the evils of the world, this guy does.

Mark: Bow down before my evilness, buwahaha!

Disclaimer: JizzzzzzzzzzzzACKNAR! (Translation: Mark doesn't own anything besides Jon and himself ACKNAR!)

CHAPTER 1!


A strange boy in a blue t-shirt, faded blue-jeans, tan kicks with the "Pink Floyd" and "Tenacious D" patches sewn on the sides, with shaggy brown hair sat watching the TV in the Kame Game Shop/Household of Yugi.

"So is this all you do all day?"

"Yea, pretty much, when we aren't saving the world from something."

"Sounds crunchy."

"Yup."

Yugi soon came running down the stairs from his room, smelling the new smells of a new day! Every fiber of his being charged full of energy and happy to be alive!

"So you've got a midget twin huh? That's odd."

"Well actually I'm an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh whose spirit was stuck in this puzzle around my neck, then I was reincarnated, and he's my other half."

"That's on crack dude."

"Totally"

Yugi just sat there stunned, "Umm, who is your friend Yami?"

"That's a good question, who the fuck are you?"

"Name's Mark, good to meet ya Yami."

"Same, Mark." The two shook hands.

"Umm, why is he here Yami?" Yugi asked vexed.

"Dunno Yugi, I just woke up, went to drain the lizard, and then when I came back he was there."

Yugi stood there dumbfounded, "Well don't you think he might be some kind of evil spy or minion sent by an evil force that you managed to piss of a few thousand years ago?"

Yami thought about it for a second, "Naw."

"Urge… to… kill… RISING!"

"He's annoying." Mark said to Yami.

"You just get used to it."

Right before Yugi could explode on the two, the door opened, crushing him behind it, "Yo guys! I'm here!" Joey yelled in a big, dumb fashion.

"And me too!" Tristan yelled in a bigger, dumber fashion.

The door bounced back to it's original position leaving a thinner and severally pissed midget.

"Hey Yami, who da hell is dis guy?"

"Names Mark."

"Nice ta meet ya, I'm Joey."

"Tristan."

"My pleasure boys." He said shaking their hands.

Yugi opened his mouth to explode on all of them, then the door opened and flattened him again.

"PHARAOH!"

The four turned to see a tall, dark, albino (dark albino?) standing in the doorway.

"What do you want now Flufflufflooy?" Yami asked innocently.

"STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT YOU FUCKER!"

"Oh, you're a character Tomb Robber!"

"… I will kill you all, hey who is the new guy?"

"I'm Mark."

"What'dya do?"

"Not much, just kinda chill."

"Ah damn not another Tristan!" Bakura said smacking his forehead.

"Yeah, damn not another me! HEY!"

"What? You think I'm as dumb and ugly as that big rhino haired freakboy?" Mark asked motioning to the teen in question.

"Not cool!" Tristan yelled.

"Very cool!" the other four yelled.

Yugi had taken the time to gather a steak knife from the kitchen and was sneaking on the others to stab them all to death, but suddenly the door was kicking in off its hinges and it flew into his skull.

"Hey boys!" the girls all said in unison as they walked into the door.

"Hello stereotypical, un-proportional, bitch and Tea!"

"I'm here to!"

"No one cares Mokuba go snort your coke in the corner." Bakura said to little Kaiba.

"OKAY!" Mokuba said cheerily before going over to the corner and snorted his gram coke, which would probably kill a child of his age in real life.

"Who is the new kid? Can I be his friend?" Tea asked upon seeing Mark.

"Who is the new kid? Can I suck his cock?" Mai asked upon seeing Mark.

Guys besides Mark: O.O''''''

"I'm Mark, and if you want to on both other questions."

But before anything else could happen, the side of the door exploded and a big green demon stood there, "Yuugi-Tasshi, I am here to take you all to a world of demons where you will have to duel to survive or surrender your souls to my mast- hey who is the new kid?"

"I'm Mark."

"Really? Do you do anything?"

"Not really."

"Oh so you're another Tristan."

"I'm nothing like that small dicked fool!"

"HEY!" Tristan screamed angrily while everyone else chuckled lightly.

"Ok, time to transport." The demon said, but outta nowhere…

"HYYYYYAAAA!"

"OH MY FUCKING GOD WHERE DID THIS KID COME FROM AHHHHHHH!" the demon yelled as he was cut in half by young Link.

"HAHAHAHAHAh I pwnd ur azzz biaaaaatch!" Link yelled at the dead corpse.

"Wow thanks Link you saved me the trouble of saving the universe again!" Yami said.

"Dunt metion iit newwwwwbzxooor!" Link said.

"He sounds different in real life." Joey said for all to hear.

"AI! I bez teh man!"

Suddenly another green demon appeared out of nowhere and teleported them to the demon world anyway.

"Muwahahahaha, I am too clever for you fools-"

"YOU SUCK DEMON! I BAT YOU!1" Link said slicing the demon in half.

"Well that was fun." Tristan said.

"Shut the fuck up no one likes you!" Bakura yelled, making him cry.

"Oh did you really have to do that to our friend Bakura?"

"Hey, Tea, the only reason I like you is your hot and you sex me up, so he isn't my friend."

"Oh… whatever." Tea said glaring at him. Meanwhile everyone else was staring at Tea like she had a monkey's ass coming out of her head, which while it could be a distinct possibility in my fic, it was because they learned that she sexed Bakura up.

"… I bet u gav hr AIDZZZ!11"

"You shut up you pointy eared leet speaking not right!" Bakura yelled.

"So, does this happen often?" Mark asked.

"Yea." Yami answered, it was going to be a long time before this one was over.


Mark: That's it for the first chapter. Don't like it? Oh well, as long as you review and it makes my fic look good when people look at the review count. And if you did like it, YAY! I will make more. Totally. And as for my other fics, they'll get updated too, eventually… Muwahahahahahahahahaha!