Birth control
It was an unusually cold day in the titans tower. Cyborg and beast boy were playing their video games as usual, Raven was reading some book with a billion and one pages, while their leader Robin was drinking some coffee, when starfire walked in and blurted out:
"I am so puzzled and very curious, but where do the earth babies come from?"
Cyborg and beast boy at once burst out laughing.
"Is it wrong to ask such a question?" Starire asks sheepishly.
Their leader replies, " No Star, it's okay to ask."
"Oh, okay then, continue." Starfire says eagerly looking at their leader.
'Well, err…. They um, well…."
Their leader starts to sweat and turns a bright red.
"Friend Robin what is the matter, is something wrong?" starfire asks
(Raven in her mind) 'Let me help the poor guy out.'.
Raven stands up and says, " A man relises a sperm into a woman's egg and it fuses and it grows NORMALLY for nine months turning into a baby."
Fascinated Starfire, "Oh okay."
All that time Cyborg and Beast boy were laughing to the point that they were both crying, but they eventually stopped.
Starfire turns back to Robin. The sweat had gone, but he was still a bright red.
Just at that moment Cyborg whispers into beast boy's ear, "Stop thinking of doing that to Raven!"
" Dude I am not!" snaps beast boy
" Yes you are, you were staring and drooling at her the whole time she was explaining."
"DUDE I AM NOT!" snaps beast boy again
(Beast boy in his mind) 'How did he know? Does he read minds or something?
"You are not what beast boy?" asks Raven calmly.
"NOTHING." Snaps beast boy
(Beast boy in his mind) "Few, I would never want her to find out, I would be roasted alive!"
" Friend Raven," Starfire gives her a tap on the shoulder. " How does the sperm get into the woman and why is Friend Robin such a color red in the face?"
Raven sighs. " Starfire we need to have a little 'girl talk' in my room, is that okay?
Starfire chirps, " Sure let us have the talk- of -girls in your bedroom."
They both walk down the hall to Raven's bedroom and sit on the bed.
Starfire starts by saying, " So how does the sperm get into the woman?"
Raven turns a light pink.
Raven mumbles, "The man puts his private part into the girl's private part and the boy puts the sperm in there: remember on Thursday I told you about private part and about how no boy should ever touch them?"
Starfire talking to her self: " I wonder what is going to happen?"
Raven looking quite alarmed, " you wonder WHAT is going to happen?"
Starire calmly replies, "He did it to me."
: To be continued:
