Once there was a little girl named Dorothy Gale. She seemed like a normal girl butttt she wasn't. You see Dorothy had a slight case of dementia. She saw things that weren't really there,crazy I know. One day an authentic Lady gaga ARTPOP album came into her mail in Kansas. She was very surprised, she didn't know what a GAGA is or an ARTPOP was, since she lived in the middle of FUCKING NOWHERE. So she put it on her old ass record player. She fucked up the C-D pretty bad and got really mad so she banged her ratchet head on her record player and consequently knocked herself out. When she awakened she saw the the road of "YELLOW BRICK"(it was really one of her hallucinations). So she followed the flashing road and discovered there was a man beside it (we'll call him "crap bag", first name "crap", last name "bag") Dorothy than sucked him. In reality Dorothy sucked an unsuspecting hobo.

Dorothy then went back to her house with crap bag and settled there. She was testing out his stash causing her hallucinations to be more vibrant and "colorful". Hedwig the owl then came crashing through her window, accidentally raping Toto. Dorothy then checked Hedwig. It had an envelope in its beak.

Dorothy couldn't read because she was a dumbass and had an IQ of an atom. So she forced crap bag to read to her. Crap bag then read the following:

"Come to the Amish village NOW"

Dorothy was very confused as she didn't know who it was from or why someone sent It...she was also a stupid cunt...

...To be Continued...