My life was average at first. Just a normal boy, with slightly normal… scratch that, absolutely mad friends and a normal teen life. Until today. I lived in Weston-super mare, which kinda sucked, and me and one mad friend called Riley were taking a stroll down the beach on our way to some rocks when life fucked over with a brick up its ass. Due to our nature, nothing ever works out for us. As we walked and talked, people laughed, seagulls ate, and little kids (plus Riley) tried to kick them. We didn't have that many different things to talk about, but we talked a lot about the things we did have. Games, anime's and . (Look it up =p) it caught everyone's eye though. On the horizon, there was a slight glint, and it grew bigger and bigger. It kept doing that as it got closer and closer to the beach head. By this point, people started to panic a lot as a whole town flew towards the beach. Everybody ran apart from us, because we knew what town it was.
Karakura town.
Fun (!)
"Hey you two! Get the hell away from there!" an officer shouted as police flooded the place.
"Hey Riley?"
"Yeah?"
"We should so go there."
"Yeah"
"I mean, 'cos I've still got an hour so…"
"K" We just stood there for a minute as they officer warned us twice over. As he walked over, we just continued staring at the town.
"You boys need to get out of here."
"Ok...FUCK OFF!" we both shouted as we sprinted for the wall and launched ourselves over the wall. We ran around the town for about ten minutes trying to lose the cop until we had to resort to…. PARCOR! We jumped up, across, and down buildings until we finally lost him.
"Fuck yes!" I fist pumped the air as I watched Riley double over on the floor. "Come on! We have to find the school or we'll never see them!"
"Dude *huff* you need to *huff* calm down!" he replied, standing up straight to walk round a corner. Before I went round, I could here a gasp, a muffled protest, another gasp, and then a voice shouting
"YOU PERVERT! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH HER LIKE THAT!"
I looked round to see Riley assuming the foetus position as Tasuki and Chizuru beat the shit out of him.
"Shit Riley, they just love you don't they?" They stopped kicking and looked at me taking one of those mediocre bad guys poses by leaning on the wall. "O Tasuki, word of advice, don't curb stop. You always lift your leg too high and you end up flashing every one. Chizuru is the only person who appreciates that. But then again, I kinda do as well." I carried on talking, not noticing the wave of anger heading my way.
"What did you say?!" I looked down slightly to see her fail to look me squarely in the face, even on her tip toes.
"Heh, your tiny"
"Being small has its benefits!" she shouted, punching me in the balls.
"My apologies" I squeaked, falling to the floor.
"Who the hell are you two anyways?"
"Names Joe." I grunted, looking for something that I could balance on. When I did, I pulled my self to one knee, earning a squeak of off Tasuki.
"Get your hand off my ass!" She shouted, looking me square in the eyes.
"But I'm not…" I looked to see that I was in fact holding her butt. "AAH! Sorry! I didn't mean to…. I was just…pffft. What's the point?" I dragged my self and walked over to Riley to help him up as well.
"Oooo." I pointed at Ichigo "Have you met Rukia yet?"
"How do you know her?" he replied.
"Spoilers!" I giggled, walking off, and leaving them to ponder on what I'd just asked.
