Nikki-chan's kid brother request fic
It was a beautiful day on earth when hitome and mamoru died…. I had just gotten a review asking me to write a fic about van and sailor moon getting together so obviously I had to kill off them… let's go see how it happened…
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*scream* " mamoru U ARE SO GAY!!!! AND NOT IN THE HAPPY WAY die die die die die die die die " usagi screamed as she contiuesly stabbed him in the chest while motoki and everyone cheered then hitome came running and started this big speech "my name is hitome and in the name of van fanel king of all fanaila I will punish u!" serena's eye twitched, "BITCH U STOLE MY SPEECH…sorta BUT IN THE NAME OF ME I WILL PUNISH U SO TAKE THAT!" then serena ran after hitome sumoning sum super strength and kick hitome so hard serena's foot went right through her.(o.O) then yukari came into the picture NOOOOO HITOOOOMEEEEEEE HITOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE then she charged at serena (an: just realized I'm switching from dub to sub names so uh SUCK IT) when a pillar of light came and van stepped out. "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE" hey yelled in a regal tone (An: so royal of him -_-) then he noticed hitome's body with the freakish gaping holes her face ashen from blood loss and being dead and stuff. Van fell to the ground…and cried out to the heavens, "FINALLLLYY I'M FREE!!!!!!" then he got up and did a little jig! A jiggity jig jig a jaggity jag jag.. then he saw HER it was of course Tsukino Usagi. She looked like an angel her hair matted with blood of many people. Then he noticed yukari behind her and ran to save his bloodied angel drawing his sword (AN: and if nicole is reading this…HEAD OUT OF GUTTER HENTAI) and with one swipe chopped off her head! Serena was startled none the less then embraced van! Thankyou soo much for saving cutie then the pillar of light enveloped them and they flew up to gaia..
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NO it's not done yet they got to get married'n'stuff (nicole head out of gutter)
The beam of light deposited them in the fanalian wedding chapal where van and hitome were promtly married. Just as van was about to kiss his bride DILLY burst in! VANNN U BURNED MY PANTS AND CHEATED ON ME FOR THE LAST TIME!! Van camly replied, "I never cheated on u we were never a couple u dumbass and for the last time U BUNRED UR OWN DAMN PANTS!!!!" dilly whipped out his trusty flame thrower while thoughts of van flambe danced through his head with van In his kerchief and serena her cap arose such a cladder yadda yadda (an: ok ok no more nut cracker and the santa clause story sheesh) dilly started to burn everything and everyone ran out of the chapel oh god people screamed and then they were burnt to a crisp by dilly dilly dallied lol sorry uhhhh then dilly became so crazed he burned his pants AGAIN then fainted. Serena and van walked out of the chapel, "SH!T LOOKS LIKE WE'RE REBUILDING AGAIN!!!" serena smiled and said oh well let's go to the castle cuz castles are cool. So they went to the castle and as the years went by the place was rebuilt and stuff when one day van jr and usagi jr. walked up to their parents and asked, "where do babies go to" (^_^) ha ha ha ha ha AND THE AUTHOR LAUGHED AS SHE FINISHED THIS FIC CUZ SHE COULD GO TO BED NOW nighty night ^_^
