Disclaimer: Oh the wonderous evil things i would do if i really owned this...
"Soul?" I asked tentivly (sp?) as I walked through the door making sure he was awake… and actually here for once.
"In here," he called from the kitchen, most likely drinking all the milk again.
I walked in and flopped into one of the chairs we rarely used at the equally unused table. It stayed quiet for a while while Soul was making his dinner before I asked a question that had been bugging me for a while. Well ever since I slept over at Liz's house with Tsubaki anyways.
"Soul?"
"huh?" he replied looking up from his giant bowl of soggy cereal (So he was using all the milk!).
Wh- what's your, um, sh-shoe size?" I asked blushing furiously and even stuttering a bit. It was a joke that Liz had brought up that both Liz and Tsubaki vouched for (Patty was too young and naive to understand). Anyways it was something I had been wondering for a while now if you know what i mean. (A.N.I hope you are getting the joke, if not I'll explain it in the author's note)
"Not cool Maka," Soul started and I blushed harder. They said he would be confused! Not understand! "I can buy my own shoes." I breathed out a sigh of relief. "And anyways if you really wanted to know you could just check yourself." He smirked suggestivly, his sharp teath shining in the bright light.
Oh God, i can't believe it, he does get what I'm saying. I'm mortified! I just want to go die in a hole! Why did I just ask him that? Why didn't I keep my mouth shut? Why am I not Maka chopping him? Where is a nice big book when you need it!
He chuckled and I muttered something incoherently about sleep and maka chops andwent to bed.
When I went to take a shower the next morning I found the mirror all foggy with a sticky note on it that said:
Maka,
If you really wanted to know for reasons unknown I'm an 11, but if you don't believe me you can see for yourself. ;)
Soul
Well if he really wants me to see for myself maybe I will. Maybe. One day.
Although the offer does sound mighty appealing…
A.N: If you did NOT get the joke, supposedly the bigger a man's shoe size, the bigger his… ahem, member is…
Anyways I hoped you like it! I know it may not be that great but it's at least a little finny! Right? Right? C'mon? Really? Nothing? Whatever, fine… just revive!
