Oh the cuties in the Army,
You wanna love us all,
And we're prepared to let ya,
Coz we're having a ball!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
Us doctors in the Army, All we want is out And to work on simple cases, Appendicitis, gout!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
The cooks here in the Army We're the butt of many jokes We want appreciation, For feeding all you folks!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
Oh the nurses in the Army, You think we're pretty sweet, But when we play strip poker, You know we've got you beat!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
Oh the Colonels in the Army We have to act real tough To keep you guys in order But you know that it's a bluff!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
Oh us Majors in the Army We do our level best To try and look well-mannered And not pigs like the rest!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
Oh the enlisted in the Army, You think we're here by choice, But they told us when drafted us That we'd get a Rolls Royce!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
Company Clerks here in the Army, We don't get no respect, So as far as we are all concerned, You can go to heck!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
The soldiers in the Army We get all sorts of cuts, But we're grateful to you doctors, For saving all our butts!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go, But they won't let me go, Gee mum I wanna go home!
Oh the Majors in the Army, You think we're really brave, Coz we go into battle.. Someone help me out here, what rhymes with brave?
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
Us doctors in the Army, All we want is out And to work on simple cases, Appendicitis, gout!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
The cooks here in the Army We're the butt of many jokes We want appreciation, For feeding all you folks!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
Oh the nurses in the Army, You think we're pretty sweet, But when we play strip poker, You know we've got you beat!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
Oh the Colonels in the Army We have to act real tough To keep you guys in order But you know that it's a bluff!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
Oh us Majors in the Army We do our level best To try and look well-mannered And not pigs like the rest!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
Oh the enlisted in the Army, You think we're here by choice, But they told us when drafted us That we'd get a Rolls Royce!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
Company Clerks here in the Army, We don't get no respect, So as far as we are all concerned, You can go to heck!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!
The soldiers in the Army We get all sorts of cuts, But we're grateful to you doctors, For saving all our butts!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go, But they won't let me go, Gee mum I wanna go home!
Oh the Majors in the Army, You think we're really brave, Coz we go into battle.. Someone help me out here, what rhymes with brave?
