Oh the cuties in the Army, You wanna love us all, And we're prepared to let ya, Coz we're having a ball!

Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!

Us doctors in the Army, All we want is out And to work on simple cases, Appendicitis, gout!

Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!

The cooks here in the Army We're the butt of many jokes We want appreciation, For feeding all you folks!

Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!

Oh the nurses in the Army, You think we're pretty sweet, But when we play strip poker, You know we've got you beat!

Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!

Oh the Colonels in the Army We have to act real tough To keep you guys in order But you know that it's a bluff!

Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!

Oh us Majors in the Army We do our level best To try and look well-mannered And not pigs like the rest!

Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!

Oh the enlisted in the Army, You think we're here by choice, But they told us when drafted us That we'd get a Rolls Royce!

Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!

Company Clerks here in the Army, We don't get no respect, So as far as we are all concerned, You can go to heck!

Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go home!

The soldiers in the Army We get all sorts of cuts, But we're grateful to you doctors, For saving all our butts!

Oh, I don't want no more of Army life. Gee mum I wanna go, But they won't let me go, Gee mum I wanna go home!

Oh the Majors in the Army, You think we're really brave, Coz we go into battle.. Someone help me out here, what rhymes with brave?