*DISCLAIMER: WE DO NOT OWN DEGRASSI, RockBand, or Google Earth*

OC INFO:

OC: his name is C. Yes that's right, just the letter.

5' 10'' with a square jaw, brown eyes, dark brown curly hair, often with gel, muscular, big shoulders, white.

Sports: swim team, soccer, football occasionally.

Background: lived in Germany on woodL street. In the ghetto. He grew up learning both English and german and has a strong german accent. Never had a girlfriend, but has gotten plenty of blow jobs … somehow… *cough* rape *cough* virgin? NEGATIVE.

Style: preppy, fav color: ORANGE! Nike shoes all the time. Has swagger in his step. Walks with a limp like an old school pimp. Sort of tan.

* this is meant to be really funny/ stupid beyond all reason. FOR FUN. so just read fer some lolz! 8D *

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Chapter one: Goodbye Germany, hello Degrassi.

"Mom why do we have to move?!?!" a boy screamed to his mom.

"Because I need a new job! I cant be a stripper anymore! It isn't enough to support both of us anymore!" his mom yelled.

"God mom wtf! I'm so sick of being around you! But fine, ill move where ever the frick you want 'cuz you have the money and I need my hair gel!!!!!!"

"Yeah that's what I thought ass." his mom said under her breath.

" I heard that! You should stop mumbling fagot fucker!"

His mom then went to her room to blast Mozart and cut her wrists.

After cutting her wrists, his mom surfed the web looking for a job.

" Mom we best not be moving unless we live on a street called WoodL." he said with authority. He was the boss of his mom not the other way around. You best believe.

" Yeah aight C." his mom then went to Google Earth and typed in WoodL. The only place on the planet suited for a man such as C was a place by Degrassi High School.

"C!!! I FOUND A PLACE!" she waved her arms which showed her stripping skills. Her boobs shook the house to the ground. Al that was left of their shit hole house was C laying on his packed suit cases (cuz he didn't have a bed) in the nude, masturbating to a rockband song.

C was not a shy boy so stood up nekked in front of his mom, finished real quick, but as he went to pull up his boxer briefs, he realized it was covered in white sticky goodness. He ripped them off disgusted, rolled them into a ball and softball threw them at his mothers face. It hit her square in the face with a 'SPLAT'! she wanted to scream profanities but she knew from experience that would not go over too well with C. C kept on like it happened all the time, which it did. C grabbed all his suit cases in one arm( cuz he was so muscular from masturbating, yes with both hands; it takes two to make his fantasies come true.) and his moms hair in the other and dragged them out of the rubble. C then proceeded to steal a old lady's car and hijack the plane to America.

They arrived safely and as his mom was stepping off the plane, C thought it would be ha ha hilAARIOUS to trip his mom in her stripper heels. She summer saulted down two flights of stairs and landed on her breast implants. Then exploded inside her on impact and leaked out her nipples like puss.

"Get up ass bag your embarrassing me! Im not about to start my life in America with embarrassments!" C yelled at the top of his lungs making a scene much bigger than his moms tripping incident.

"Ok GOD, C!"

"Bitch back sass me again!" C said in booming voice. "now come on! I don't want to be late for my first day at.. What the fuck was the name of the shit hole school again?!! MOM?!"

" AH! Uhh… Degrassi I believe" she said scarred out of her mind. She peed a little.

"Ew who the frigg would name a school that?!" C yelled to basically no one cuz every one around them were in the process of fleeing or calling the cops. Foolish people.

C's mom found a place to stay for the time being… it pleased C which is all she need to stay alive and un abused. Tomorrow, C would have his first day of school at Degrassi High.

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C: I liked this chapter toywus101.

Toywus: thanks it just came to me as I was writing

C: I love my character DON'T YOU?

Mom: AH! YES! Uhh… yes. Yes C I do

C: *bitch slaps mom for being jittery*

Toywus: 8O *GAZP*

C: you wanna say something 'bout that??

Toywus: D8 n-n-no C! 8D PLZ READ AND REVIEW OR C WILL BEAT ME!!! DX

C: …and whoever reads and DOESN'T review about how awesome I am! :D