Do to popular demand. Here his chapter two m8. Here ya go.
Pertrees went to Mount Opimpus. He walked in the door and Afromighty was shooting her pistol. Afromighty is the goddess of hookers and tobacco. She is also black and has a afro. "Mmmmm girl. Ol' pimp Relaxes need to by you something nice." Afromighty said to Abeamer, the goddess of ADD and ADHD medication. Hepatitiscrackheadcoocoo was snorting cocaine. Pertrees saw every god but Shreus. Pertrees looked around. Then a white sheet came down. It was someone dressed as a ghost. "IT'S THE KKK!" Yelled Afromighty. Then she shot the guy thirty eight times. Then the guy took off the sheet revealing it was Shreus. "YOU TRYING TO SCARE ME SHREUS! WELL I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU THIRTY EIGHT TIMES AGAIN!" Yelled Afromighty. Then shot Shreus thirty eight times again. Shreus then died. "Ummm... well... I guess you can go home now." Said Relaxes. Pertrees went to his dad, and took a hit from Potproviding's bong. "Son. What do you want to do?" Asked Potproviding.
You get to vote on the next chapter. A. Have Potproviding and the gods throw Pertrees a party. Or B. Have Pertrees fight gangsters with his dankness level over 9000 Bluntosaurus rex unicorn Pegasus. Review to vote. And remember to 420 blaze it. Peace!
