Happy Birthday
"Coolest party ever!"
"No present, no enter. Dis is life." Junko said.
"Hell yeah." The four girls showed a box, which was Madoka's present.
"This ain't enuff my dear girls." Junko shook her head.
"Mom don't be so embarassing please. Come in, my beloved friends" Madoka gestured her friends in. She handed the party hats as they passed her by.
As they creeped through the deserted hall, the sound of their footsteps echoed through the hall. Their shadows spread across the wall as they passed by each birthday candles hung on the wall. Their eyes darted around in fear, not wanting to step on the balloons or it will burst. Finally, they managed to tiptoe and reached Madoka's room without breaking a sweat.
As they opened the door, the shimmering disco lights shine brightly in the room. The music seemed to sense someone in the room and started blasting with music. Everyone rushed in because of the air-conditioned room as they sighed in relief.
"Coolest party ever!" Kyoko exclaimed. "And we barely started!"
"Oh my god this is so awesome." Sayaka fanned herself and blinked tewnty six times. She pulled out her phone and took a picture of herself in the room before started tweeting: Currently at Madoka's bday bash! So fun wif ma frens! #Super #Fun #Omg #Birthday #Happy #BFF #Yay
"So let's start the party! What should we do?" Mami asked
"Open presents!" Madoka cheered.
"You mean, present." Kyoko corrected before handing the gift to Madoka. "Goddamn it Madoka, you are actually in a school and I'm not you dumbass."
"Yay!"
"Stop being a phone ass and come around birthday girl, Madoka." Homura grumbled, watching Sayaka tweeting while Mami was using friendster. Oh my God who the heck still use friendster.
"Okay wait okay." Sayaka clicked her tongue in annoyance.
Kyoko rolled her eyes and gestured Madoka to open the present, leaving the two loners alone.
As Madoka unwrap the present, it was actually 500 sheets of MacDonald coupons stacked together and put in a box.
Madoka smiled. "I love McDonald!"
As they stood up and party, Madoka asked Homura for a hiphop and slut dance and they sashayed out of the room and into the sea. Kyoko took the disco ball and fly away as she hit her dad's church like a wrecking ball.
Sayaka continued tweeting and finally got a reply from Justin Bieber while Mami upgraded to Facebook.
Everyone lives happily every after
LOL YO
HAPPY BRITHDAY MADOKA
AND I DON'T CARE FOR FLAMES OKAY YOU CAN FLAME ME ALL YOUR WANT AND I'M JUST GONNA BLAST YOU WITH MY ASS AND YOU'LL DIE
