Letters
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"Hey, Ron," George called just as his younger brother was about to leave the shop.
"Yeah?" Ron asked. He looked over his shoulder. Their mum, their dad, Harry, Hermione, and Ginny were already leaving the store and he didn't want to be too far behind of them in since he knew his mother would start yelling at him.
Fred leaned closer to say something to him, "Listen, you wouldn't mind sending us a letter telling us if…"
"-he means when…"
"-yes, Ginny and Dean breakup…"
"and if…."
"-she starts dating another guy…."
"-and who he is?" George finished.
Ron stared at the two of them. "Yeah, no problem. You know, it's really scary when you two finish each other's sentences like that?"
"We know," Fred began.
"Why do you think we do it?" George asked.
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"George, Ron's letter finally came!" Fred called to his twin.
George ran into the living room of their flat. "It's about time. I was starting to get worried."
"Oh, ye of little faith. She'll marry Harry yet! I mean, do you think that she'd be so heartless as to give us a brother-in-law other than Harry?"
"Whatever. Just read the letter," George rolled his eyes.
"Dear Fred and George,
They finally broke up! It was over something stupid like him trying to help her through the portrait hole or something. Anyway, Hermione says that their relationship was pretty rocky anyways so it's no surprise that she dumped him. She seems much more cheerful now anyways. Well, if she starts dating anyone else, I'll let you guys know.
-Ron
P.S. Lavender and I broke up too.
Fred grinned up at George. "There's hope yet!"
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"FRED, GET IN HERE NOW!" George shouted at the top of his lungs panicking.
"What?" Fred asked irritated. He'd been peacefully eating a sandwich and now George sounded like he'd found a dead body in the living room.
"Ron sent us another letter about Ginny!"
Fred's eyes widened. "Already?"
"Uh-huh," George nodded, his face extremely pale.
"Well, read it!" Fred shouted, sandwich forgotten.
"Dear Fred and George,
Yes, Ginny's dating another guy! And you'll never guess who it is! Harry!"
"Yes!" Fred and George shouted relieved. George continued reading.
"I don't believe it either! After we won the Quidditch Cup (GRYFFINDOR WON!) Ginny ran over to hug Harry and HE KISSED HER! I still can't believe either and I was there! Anyway, please don't kill Harry next time you see him. It's better him than Michael or Dean.
-Ron"
"NO!" George shouted while Fred shouted, "YES!"
"Pay up little bro," Fred said smugly. "Harry kissed Ginny!"
George gave him a look of deep and utter loathing (though only for a moment) as he reached into his pocket and handed Fred five gold galleons. "Well, at least there's still our bet for Ron and Hermione."
"Yes, when I will win twenty galleons!" Fred grinned as he put the galleons in his pocket.
"No, Little Ronniekins doesn't have the guts to kiss Hermione," George grinned.
"Hermione is too shy! You need to have more faith in your brother!" Fred protested.
"Well, I will if (which he won't) he loses me twenty galleons," George said lazily. Fred started to leave the room and George asked, "Where are you going?"
"Writing Ginny. I'm going to ask her to tell her to write us when Ron and Hermione finally start dating!"
