One day Loren and Romy were sitting on their ship in Tortuga thinking about the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow.

Romy: I love Jack * dreamily*

Loren: meh too

Romy looks at Loren

Romy: I CALL HIM!

Loren: grr.I hate yeh

All of a sudden an idea popped into their heads, simultaneously

Together: LET'S KIDNAP JACK!

The next day they went searching for Jack and they found him in bar drinking rum with a woman sitting on his lap

Loren: Here put on this beautiful red dress

Romy grabs the dress and puts it on, she then grabs water pads and shoves then in the top of the dress

Romy: AH! COLD! Wow my breastesses look big.*Loren glares at her laughing*

Romy then puts her hair up in a blonde wig and walks in front of Jack

Jack: * whistles a catcall * pushes the woman off his lap * I don't think I've seen yeh before luv

Romy: yeh haven't I'm new around, can yeh show me around. Maybe to a bedroom.

Jack: OH YEAH!

Romy grabs his hand and signals Loren

Loren: which one chloroform or hit him over the head.whichever one works

Loren walks over and pours the chloroform onto a wash cloth and jumped on his back and covered his mouth and nose

Loren: GOTCHA!..WHY WON'T YOU FALL?!

Jack wouldn't fall so Loren hit him over the head and he fell to the ground. They grabbed him and carried him home

Romy: is he dead? * pokes Jack *

Loren: I dunno * poke *

Jack opened his eyes and jumps up

Jack: I'LL GETCHYOU!

Loren: bless yeh

Jack: what?! * glares at her *

Romy: please don't hurt us! We saved yeh!

Jack: what?.you?.saved meh?.* glares at both of them *

Loren: yeh were following a woman when a green flamingo attacked yeh then the woman hit yeh over the head and we came to the rescue.

Jack.a couple of lassies. saved meh?.tha' be all right wit' meh! * chloroform working it's magic *

Jack hugs them

Romy & Loren: * sigh *

Romy: oh! I forgot. I be Romy Yew and this be Loren Storm

Jack: and I be Captain Jack Spar Loren: we know

Jack: so yeh heard of meh?

Romy: How could we no .yehr the most bravest, most interesting, most sexy pirate there ever could be

Jack: wee.what?.did yeh say sexy?

Romy: yup

Loren: very

Jack: yeh girls are my kinda people. Come meet my crew

Romy & Loren: OKAY! * ditzy kinda way *

Jack, Romy, and Loren went to the Black Pearl and saw Elizabeth kissing Will then they stopped to see Jack coming

Jack ey' Will.ey; Liz

Will & Liz: HEY JACK!

Loren, Romy, and Jack walked onto the Pearl

Loren: WOW! This is a pretty boat.

Romy & Jack: IT'S A SHIP!

Jack and Romy looked at each other then looked at Will and Elizabeth.

Loren looked at Will

Loren: wow.hot! * to self but a tad bit loud *

Will: what?

Loren: I didn't say anything

Liz: yeh better not be talking about my Will!

Loren: what if I was?

Liz: Well I'm gunna have to kick yeh hindquarters!

Loren: BRING IT ON!

Liz and Loren started to fight

Will; STOP! Wait this is pretty interesting

Jack: interesting indeed. Don't stop them yet

They stooped fighting and Romy grabbed Loren and they walked into the captain's quarters

Loren: we have the do something about her.I hate her

Romy: * evil smile * I know what to do

Loren: what?

Romy walks out and Loren stayed inside

Romy: Liz. Can I talk the yeh?

Liz: okay Row

Romy and Liz walk into the captain's quarters and Romy locked the door behind her

Liz: what's goin on here?

Loren: GET HER!

Liz: AAAAAHHHHHH! DON'T BREAK MY NAILS! I JUST GOT THEM DONE!

Romy ties her up but makes it so one hand can write

Romy: okay, write a note sayin yehr leaving Will

Liz: okay, okay just don't kill meh

She writes the note. Romy looks out the door to see Jack and Will talking to a woman who looked familiar

Romy: cost is clear COME ON

Loren grabs Liz and brought her to the ledge of the ship and looked down for sharp rocks and drops her on them. Will heard her scream and ran onto the ship

Will: my love! NO!

Romy: Will I'm so sorry she just fell

Lore: Do yeh need a hug?

Will: yeah

Romy and Loren hug him at the same time and go to see who Jack was talking to.