Loving that Missy sass! I mean seriously team pointy stick!

"Missy?!" the Doctor exclaimed. Missy turned around and smiled widely. "How did you get in my TARDIS?" the Doctor asked seriously.

"I'm fine thanks for asking" Missy tilted to her head "It's not like I just crossed the galaxy to visit you"

"I appreciate the gesture but I'm a bit worried, you did just break into my house" the Doctor retorted.

"It's not breaking in if you leave the door" Missy swung around "Open" she sung.

"Ok whatever, what do you want?" the Doctor asked seriously.

"What do I want?" Missy made a mock look of concentration "Good question"

"Sweetie, who is that?" a female voice called.

"Ohhh naughty" Missy giggled. River appeared in the console room, she looked suspiciously at Missy "Who's this?" River asked, she immediately assumed her battle stance with her hand on her hip.

"Oh Doctor I thought I was the only one" Missy said in a stage whisper.

"Shut up" the Doctor snapped pointing at Missy "This is Missy or the Master as she was formally"

"Right" River took in the information "What's your relationship with her?"

"She's my friend or was" the Doctor shot Missy a look "If she stopped trying to kill"

"Ohh friend puts it a little mildly" Missy flirted "And who are you?" she looked at River accusingly.

"River Song. I'm his wife" River smiled triumphantly.

"Well I'm his girlfriend then" Missy smiled back tilting her head.

"No" River smiled serenely "He's out of your league" Missy face dropped into a frown. "Well at least I don't sound like an old mystic con"

"No you sound like a broken down hooker" River retorted.

"Mummy! Daddy!" a small child ran into the console room. River smiled and picked up the girl balancing her on her hip. Missy looked from the girl to the Doctor. "Freya, my daughter" the Doctor explained.

"Ohh" Missy breathed.

"Yeah" River smiled.

"Who's that?" Freya asked rather rudely.

"I'm Missy" Missy held her hand. River turned away so Freya couldn't reach for it. Missy sniffed and withdrew her hand "Fine"

"I thought I saw some baby spillage on your jacket" Missy made a sour face "And a wedding ring. I hoped I was wrong"

"Yeah well don't beat yourself up" the Doctor smirked "You were never my type"

"And she is?" Missy raised an eyebrow "I'm a Timelady"

"So am I" River said indignantly.

"How?" Missy furrowed her brow.

"Child of the TARDIS" the Doctor said softly. Missy raised a pencilled eyebrow "You have let this place go"

River pretended not to hear Missy's comment and kissed Freya's cheek. "Well I suppose, I'll have to give you a present" Missy dug in her pockets "Just like you did when my daughter…. Ah here" Missy held out a silver and opal bracelet. "Pretty sparkles!" Freya chirped.

"Yeah, look how they shine" Missy encouraged.

River held out her hand but the Doctor stopped her and soniced the bracelet "I don't think so" he smiled.

"Why not?" Missy asked innocently.

"It's impregnated with poison, very sleek" the Doctor smiled as Missy pocketed her deadly gift again.

"I'm the only one who's impregnated something" Missy muttered.

"I think you should leave" River said strongly.

"Yes, I will" and with that Missy disappeared with a zap.

"Come on Freya let's go play" River set Freya down. River waited till Freya was out of sight and earshot before turning on her heel. The Doctor's face fell at the sight of his wife's face "If I ever find that there is anything between you and that Missy" River spat the name "I'll cut your balls off" she smiled sweetly before disappearing to find her daughter.

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