Dedicated to Erin

To any Raiha, Tokiya, Fuuko, and especially Joker fans beware this fanfiction contains OOCness and all that goodstuff.


In a deepest darkest and most secluded place in earth lies a mangled Raiha tied in chains as he soundly sleeps in the filthy yet, some what fluffy rug. Surround him were a black silhouettes giggling like as if they were teasing their prey before feast.

"Ugh...good grief I shouldn't have Joker persuade me to drink that much..." As Raiha slowly regain consciousness he noticed that he was shackled and could not move and confused. "Where am I and why am I shackled?" In his state of wariness a black figure stepped into the light revealing a short haired girl with a t-shirt that clearly says "Raiha is my obsession."

"Nothing to worry Raiha-sama this was the only way for you to come to our secret base with you retaliating and killing anybody with your awesome ninja skill." She said with a sweet tone. "Oh my name is Sherly, President of the Raiha Fangirl Club."

"Our?"

More girls stepped into Raiha's sight all wearing funny clothing with all Raiha logos and among them was a very fat guy with long hair as Raiha.

"OH DEAR MUFFINS FANGIRLS!" Raiha screamed in a high tone. "Wait, who are you...you're not a girl" pointing at the very obese guy.

"I am too a girl!" She screamed in the most manliest voice regarding that was is his normal voice and ran off to the shadow crying. Silent befall into the room once again.

"...Why am I here?" Raiha said to Sherly as surely enough he was confused of the situation.

Sherly's face changed to a more serious tone as she began to give him a brief explanation. "Well you see the only reason why you are here is because that there is a great deal of conflict that is now become a war. We are afraid that you are in a great deal of danger if this war doesn't end quick."

"What kind of war is this...?" Raiha said in a sad concerned tone.

She cleared her throat to make it clear what kind of war Raiha was facing. "It's against who gets Fuuko-chan You or the evil sinister sister complex Tokiya!" All the girls and the one boy booed like rabid bankers hearing yes for free checks.

"Are... you girls serious! You dragged me all the way here to hear you stupid war of me fighting for Fuuko against Tokiya even though I would so definitely win." Raiha was struggling froom his chains.

Sherly shook her head and handed him pages of paper. "What's this?" Raiha calming his tone down. "These are recent forum pages of who would win Fuuko's heart."

Raiha skillfully haste through the page absorbing every word in the forum pages, a helpful skill whenever his master Kurei-sama gives him no explanation and only a folder of paper to do his next assignment. He finally stopped and put the paper down. Then he threw down a tantrum.

"There is now way I am less sexier and less boyfriend potential for Fuuko and what do you mean pedophile? I was planning to ask her out when she's 18! And how the hell is Recca of all people get a higher percentage then me of being Fuuko's possible boyfriend, for goodness sakes his in freaking love with Yanagi! ." He grabbed his Raijin and burned the paper to smouldering ashes.

"You must win Fuuko's heart Raiha-sama so we can stick it to Tokiya and his fangirls." Sherly said with a smile in her face.

"I still won't do it! It's just sick and twisted." He protested but, it didn't stop Sherly. She snapped her fingers and two cages covered in blankets where dragged in the middle. They pulled of the blankets to reveal Neon and Joker shackled and imprisoned.

"Neon-san!?!?" He said in disbelief. "Why are you here!?"

"Raiha-san!" Neon yelled.

"Are you ok Neon-san did they hurt you? I don't want Kurei-sama to get mad at me."

"Hello you're forgetting someone here." Joker said thinking Raiha forgotten him.

"We were ambushed by them, it was so quick we couldn't react in time." Neon said half sobbing. "Well actually Joker was already past out drunk before they even came."

"Eh! No fair Neon-han, I was drunk and unconscious, anyways why don't you lovely fangirls at least let me go ...you know Im considered a bishie too." Joker smiled hoping to be released.

"Hell no...and you are half a bishie comparing to Raiha or even Tokiya and at least they both stayed alive in the end anyways."

"Eh what do you mean stayed alive in the end?" Joker said confused. All the girls whistled as they put their Flame of Recca issue 29 in their backs.

"If you do not cooperate they will be put down." The President said threatning Raiha as if he has no choice.

"No please spare Neon-san and I will agree to help you and your faction." He unwilling agree.

"Ahem I'm also here, you know beloved Joker?..." Joker trying to remind a certain someone who is an ally also.

"So...if we spare Neon you will definitely help us..." Sherly said again looking at Joker at the same time.

"Yes definitely, anyways I need to protect my certain hime from a wannabe bishie." He said smiling. Sherly smiled and jumped in joy.

"What do we do with Joker?" Sherly asked.

"Joker who?" Raiha shrugged. His answer was good enough for Sherly and command him to be put in a holding cell till further notice. That drew Joker to his last nerves

"Damn you Raiha! I'll kill you I swear it. If I got my Taishaku Kaiten I would kill you all! You here me all you disgusting hybrid of monsters!" His voice was heard all the way till he disappeared from the shadows.

"Who was that man?" Raiha said in the most innocent tone. Neon just looked at shocked as she saw Joker pulled away from the darkness, then she smiled a big grinned.

Sherly and the girls plus one obese fat guy released their idol from the shackles and Neon from her cage. Neon soon gave Raiha a hug happy to be away from her cage. The girls seemed to keep it in them to refrain from killing Neon because no one hugs their man-god except the fangirls or Fuuko.

"So what do I have to do?" Raiha asked.

"You are our leader and commander of the Raiha Attack Force, you must command your army of fangirls to fight against the obstacles who threatens your relation with you and Fuuko." Sherly said giving Raiha a large commander hat and a stick for...well pointing.

"Well can't you girls do that for yourselves? I still don't see a reason for me being here." Raiha said confusingly while playing his hat.

"We fangirls are powerless without our idol." Sherly said sadly.

"I guess that's true..." Raiha said concerning. They nodded in unison.

"So what's Raiha-san's situation?" Neon said trying to help out Raiha. All the girls hissed like a snakes threatning Neon. Neon backed away a few centimeters away from the fangirls.

"You must understand we fangirls don't like you period...to us you're a whore willing to take our also beloved Kurei and all his hotness , that prostitute girl Kureina was close to winning his heart but, we stopped that from coming."All the fangirls hid the c4s from their backs also.

A very very long pause came to both Raiha and Neon.

"Ahem anyways when this conflict first came out is when the Tokiya Fangirls attacked us with ridicules fanfictions of Tokiya and Fuuko. The attack was so devastating we lost many of our supporters. Thousands where lost and went and others where taken prisoners force to become a ToFuu lover .We tried to attack back with RaiFuu fanfiction but we where so overwhelmed." Sherly said with her head down.

"Seriously... there are like ...22 pages of Tokiya and Fuuko mush all over the fanfiction site." Neon whispered to her self.

"We manage to maintain ourselves with really good fanfiction and post discussions in forums saying that you two have more comparability with each other but, it isn't enough." One girl said holding statistics and paper.

"You must get Fuuko's first kiss!" Sherly yelled, " It is indicated that Fuuko has never let a guy kissed him not even Tokiya...If you and her share a kiss we might win this war!"

This was a time if Raiha was ever drinking something like tea or chocolate he would quickly spit it out in front of Neon, but sadly for the fangirls he didn't instead his mouth just dropped down all the way to the floor if even possible.

"Y-you want me to k-kiss her?!?" Raiha studdering every word. " I mean that is like a big step for me I never even dated her ye-"

"Sherly! Sherly! We got an emergency!" A hooded girl ran with a cell phone. " It's one of our spies, Fuuko's has been kidnaped by the Tokiya Fangirls!"

"How can that be! Give me the phone," She quickly snatched the phone from the girl. " She's been taken where!"

- - -

"Ugh... where am I? I shouldn't haven't drank so much beer, damn you Recca..." Fuuko shook her head reviving herself from the hangover. She soon took notice that she wasn't in her house anymore. In fact she was on top a giant bed covered in silk sheets and red pillows, there where blood red drapes surrounding the bed. Fuuko was some what relieved in not to be in a dungeon.

"You like it?" A very familiar voice came behind the drapes. Fuuko was sure she heard that voice before. Quickly pulling behind the curtain was what she suspected.

"Mii-chan!"

"Hello Fuuko-san...and welcome."


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