Robb: Hey, guys, how are you?
Ned: Well, I feel like I had lost my head.
Robb: Dad, is that really you? What the hell are you doing here?
Ned: See, how my boy is, of course. And, what are you doing?
Robb: Well, actually I'm fighting a war for you right now. You know, revenge and so...
Ned: Oh, yeah. Thank you for that, by the way.
Catelyn: Ned? Is it you? Oh, is it truly you? I can't believe it! How are you? Do you need something?
Ned: Cat, you're also here … no, I'm fine.
Cat: Really? You need nothing? Maybe a warm milk or a new son?
Robb: …
Ned: Don't take it personally. She just likes you boys.
Robb: I'm not sure if it's that what she meant … it's better if I leave you both alone...
Jon: Hi everybody!
Ned: Jon! How is my boy? Did you miss daddy?
Jon: Dad! What do you do here?
Ned: Well, just relax a bit. Have nothing to do anyway.
Jon: Really … well, then you could actually tell me who my mother is. I mean, not that I'm pretty much interested in it or something like that … but come on, she had to be something special. A widling, maybe? I know myself that you don't get rid of them easily. And they are hot as well.
Catelyn: …
Ned: Oh, Cat, you're still here … haha.
Arya: Oho, awkward...
Catelyn: ARYA! Oh my baby, finally I have found you!
Jon: In a chat room...
Catelyn: No one asked for your opinion, bastard!
Arya: Mom, stop being mean to Jon!
Jon: Ha, I like that girl.
Ned: Arya, stop yelling at your mother.
Arya: You only say that, 'cause you are actually scared of her.
Jon: Who isn't...
Catelyn: Could you stop harassing me? I already feel like I'm in one of these fan-forums.
Ned: „If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow..."
Catelyn: NED!
Ned: Sorry, sweethear. I just couldn't resist.
Catelyn: Don't worry. I've already forgiven you. *kiss*
Jon: I'm gone.
Arya: Wait for me!
Catelyn: Oh Ned, I'm so happy I can finally talk to you. It's all the Lannister's fault.
Ned: Yeah, they don't like me much...
Catelyn: Oh, don't be worried. We get them and then everything will be fine again. Imagine, next week already Edmure will marry. And we all know that Walder Frey's parties are the best...
