Robb: Hey, guys, how are you?

Ned: Well, I feel like I had lost my head.

Robb: Dad, is that really you? What the hell are you doing here?

Ned: See, how my boy is, of course. And, what are you doing?

Robb: Well, actually I'm fighting a war for you right now. You know, revenge and so...

Ned: Oh, yeah. Thank you for that, by the way.

Catelyn: Ned? Is it you? Oh, is it truly you? I can't believe it! How are you? Do you need something?

Ned: Cat, you're also here … no, I'm fine.

Cat: Really? You need nothing? Maybe a warm milk or a new son?

Robb: …

Ned: Don't take it personally. She just likes you boys.

Robb: I'm not sure if it's that what she meant … it's better if I leave you both alone...

Jon: Hi everybody!

Ned: Jon! How is my boy? Did you miss daddy?

Jon: Dad! What do you do here?

Ned: Well, just relax a bit. Have nothing to do anyway.

Jon: Really … well, then you could actually tell me who my mother is. I mean, not that I'm pretty much interested in it or something like that … but come on, she had to be something special. A widling, maybe? I know myself that you don't get rid of them easily. And they are hot as well.

Catelyn: …

Ned: Oh, Cat, you're still here … haha.

Arya: Oho, awkward...

Catelyn: ARYA! Oh my baby, finally I have found you!

Jon: In a chat room...

Catelyn: No one asked for your opinion, bastard!

Arya: Mom, stop being mean to Jon!

Jon: Ha, I like that girl.

Ned: Arya, stop yelling at your mother.

Arya: You only say that, 'cause you are actually scared of her.

Jon: Who isn't...

Catelyn: Could you stop harassing me? I already feel like I'm in one of these fan-forums.

Ned: „If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow..."

Catelyn: NED!

Ned: Sorry, sweethear. I just couldn't resist.

Catelyn: Don't worry. I've already forgiven you. *kiss*

Jon: I'm gone.

Arya: Wait for me!

Catelyn: Oh Ned, I'm so happy I can finally talk to you. It's all the Lannister's fault.

Ned: Yeah, they don't like me much...

Catelyn: Oh, don't be worried. We get them and then everything will be fine again. Imagine, next week already Edmure will marry. And we all know that Walder Frey's parties are the best...