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"Hello, and welcome to my talk show! Today, I will be interviewing our favorite djinni. . . Bartimaeus!". Host points to Bartimaeus, who is reposing on a beach chair, eating nachos.
"But first, let me introduce you to Theme Song Guy, from Emperor's New Groove, who will be running the Blue Box of Paperclips stand, while singing pirate songs in LATIN!
"...And let me also mention, we are the only talk show, that doesn't chain our interviewees to chairs. Instead, we use purple twistee ties and stools!!!", holds up poster of various movie and book characters tied to stools with purple twistee ties, all smiling and eating nachos. (How this was accomplished while being tied up I couldn't say...)
"Now. On to the interview.". Creepy music begins to play, "Muwahahahaha!"
"Barty. Can I call you Barty? I-"
"No!"
"Fine...Be that way... So, Bart. Is it true you live in a giant paper mache cow that you stole from the Lucky Kid's Orphanage?"
"I DON'T live in a cow."
"DON'T DENY IT, I HAVE PICTURES!!". Host hands a thick stack of photos to Bartimaeus, while Theme Song Guy jumps onto the stage wearing an octopus mask.
"Well, DO YOU DENY IT? HMMM? DO YOU?"
"Of course I deny it! These are pictures of an old lady waving a ferret! Why would I turn into a-", He stops suddenly, gaping.
"What? What?" Snaps fingers in front of djinni. "Hello!"
Bartimaeus blinks, and points behind the host. The creepy music starts up again. The host slowly turns around...and gasps...shocked into silence.
Theme Song Guy is standing on a pile of blue boxes dressed as Davy Jones. Now this wouldn't have been so bad. But...
...It was the oddest group ever to congregate around a fictional singing cartoon (In this case, Theme Song Guy.) in the history of the universe (or universes, if you're so inclined.). One word, bedlam... Absolute bedlam.
Long John Silver stood in the corner, plotting with a sickly man in a red robe and Galbatorics. Soon, Voldemort walked over, and introduced a personnel friend of his, Saint Dane.
On the other side of the room, there was a large game of Monopoly going on. Curious, the host wandered over.
Playing the game, was Nathaniel (holding his box o' paperclips of course), Darth Vader (Who was clutching a bottle of rum and singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of his lungs), Captain Jack Sparrow (Who was upset about giving Vader one of his LAST BOTTLES.), Theme Song Guy (Still impersonating Davy Jones), and Davy Jones himself, who was impersonating Theme Song Guy, 80's wig and all.
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