Author's Note: the first fanfic I've ever written. I would appreciate reviews and constructive criticism. I am very sorry if you think a few parts of this seem especially cruel, but it seems like something Zim would say.
Disclaimer: Jhonen Vasquez and Nickelodeon Studios own "Invader ZIM" and everything related and Avril Lavigne owns the song "Complicated".
Complicated Mission
(in Zim's point of view)
Chill out, whatcha fightin' for?
Give up, I've always won before
and if you could only let me be
I know you see
I hate you the way you are
wish you'd get hit by a car
then I could enslave you humans
one by one
oh what I'd become
I'd prove myself
apart from everyone else
but you're stalking my back
and I can't relax
I try to be cool
but you make a fool out of me
tell me
Why'd ya go and make my mission so complicated
you see the way I'm
disguised as one of you it makes you frustrated
life's like this I
I push and you fall
yet you stand through it all
I don't get it
you're so determined to
expose me
but I always carry a few alibis
for I AM ZIM
You come over unannounced
I throttle GIR coz he let you in the house
so I strap you to a gurney
coz I like to see you
cry out when I probe your head
why don't you go bother Gaz instead
then maybe she can put you in the ICU
so I can look forward to
proving myself
apart from everyone else
but you're stalking my back
and I can't relax
I try to be cool
but you make a fool out of me
tell me
Why'd ya go and make my mission so complicated
you see the way I'm
disguised as one of you it makes you frustrated
life's like this I
I push and you fall
yet you stand through it all
I don't get it
you're so determined to
expose me
but I always carry a few alibis
for I AM ZIM
(doom, doom, doom, doom...)
Chill out, whatcha still fighting for
You don't give up, though you've never won before
you said you'd never let me be
till you exposed me
you're proving yourself
apart from everyone else
they all turned their backs
but you won't relax
they say you're insane
though the truth is plain to see
I see
Why you had to make my mission so complicated
you see the way I'm
disguised as one of you it makes you frustrated
well life's like this I
I push and you fall
yet you stand through it all
I think I get it
you're so determined to
expose me
but I'm smiling
you're a challenge in my eyes
for you are Dib
