Bonjour, everyone, and welcome to the second installment of the Toons of Legend series! There's going to be a few more twists along the way as everyone's favorite pig continues his fantastic adventure. Not only that, but also, be sure to expect the eighth member to Wonderbump's crew. Zylon will even make an appearance! Okay, it's time for Toons and Cogs: A Third Enemy!


DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN TOONTOWN, DISNEY, OR ANY OF THAT GOOD STUFF. I OWN WONDERBUMP AND ZYLON, TWO CHARACERS WHO ARE FREQUENTLY USED IN MY STORIES AND ARE MY REAL TOON AND DOODLE IN REAL LIFE. NOBODY CAN MAKE AN IMITATION OF MY TOON AND/OR DOODLE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.

Please refer to this Chapter for the Disclaimer from now on.


TOONS AND COGS: A THIRD ENEMY

Chapter 1: An Invention Gone Awry

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS! I'M YOUR ANCHORMAN, HYSTERICAL HARRY, AND I'M HERE TO SAY THAT THE TOP SCIENTISTS OF LOONY LABS HAVE FINISHED WHAT THEY SAY TO BE THEIR GREATEST WORK YET! NOW, ON TO TOONTOWN CENTRAL, SO WE CAN HERE THE WHOLE STORY...

A news chopper was hovering above Toontown Central, where hundreds of Toons were gathered, oohing and aahing at the sight of a cybernetic Toon that bore a striking resemblance to Flippy. It had bronze battle armor where its clothes should've been, jet boots, and a mechanical arm that could transform into a grappling claw, a mega cannon, and much, much more.

The cybernetic Toon was powered down, and its eyes were closed like if a Toon was sleeping. One of its eyes was camera-like gray square, with red in the square's interior. Flippy was calling order with Wonderbump and Bubbles at his side, along with his other friends, Professor Pete, Li'l Oldman, Swordfeather, and Genetoon. Wonderbump was carrying his doodle Zylon, who was licking his face.

"Order! Order, everyone!" Flippy shouted, quieting everyone else, "I would like to present a new invention made by Loony Labs' top scientists, the Robo-Toon! It is made from Cog parts into the form of a Toon, and the Toon Council and I hope it will be our greatest ally in the Cog Wars." Little did he know that it would become a gruesome foe, more powerful than anything the Cogs could ever dream of.

"Now, without further ado, let's get this baby ready!"

The crowd cheered as Flippy powered on the Robo-Toon. It opened the Toon eye, and a dot of red light appeared on the robotic eye.

"Processing Data... Processing Complete. Powering up..." said the Robo-Toon in a slightly metallic monotone Toon voice.

"Hooray! It works!" cheered Flippy, "Robo-Toon, attack the Cog Test Dummies, if you please."

The Robo-Toon looked and saw many Cog Test Dummies. It shot red lasers from its robot eye, instantly vaporizing them. The crowd clapped in astonishment.

"Good, good." Flippy said, approaching the Robo-Toon, "Now, I'll just power you down so you can recharge. We'll begin your mission next week."

"Power... down?" The Robo-Toon said, confused, "I... I... I WILL NOT POWER DOWN!"

The Robo-Toon flew up above Toon Hall with its jet boots. It shot it's eye laser at several places in the playground, destroying many things. Toons screamed as they ran left and right, trying to escape Toontown Central. Zylon leaped out of Wonderbump's arms, looking quite alarmed.

"Robo-Toon, we order you to cease activity immediately!" Wonderbump said, Swordfeather and Genetoon coming to aid their commander.

"Robo-Toon..." The Robo-Toon said, "No. No more Robo-Toon. There is now only Tog, half Toon, half Cog, future destroyer of both!"

Before Tog flew away, his mechanical arm transformed into a mega cannon, and launched a missile at the news chopper.

"No! Wait!" The pilot cried in fear.

The missile collided with the chopper, and the TV went to the 'Please Standby' screen. The screen went back to Hysterical Harry's newsroom.

EGAD! THE NEWLY FORMED ROBOT NAMED TOG IS ON A RAMPAGE! IT'S ADVISED TO STAY INDOORS AND FLEE AT THE FIRST SIGHT OF TOG! CAN OUR HEROES DEFEAT THIS MENACE JUST LIKE KING TOOT?... heh heh... STAY TOONED! THIS IS HYSTERICAL HARRY SIGNING OFF.


There's the first chapter! Oh, in case you were wondering, the romance genre plays a very, VERY minor role in the story, which has to do with the eighth member. I mean, seriously, we wouldn't want my adventure stories to get TOO mushy gushy, now would we? Sayonara!