[September 5, 2003]
"Ugh, I can't believe I got detention." Kim stated as she walked through the mall.
"I don't really see the problem with it. You just spend an hour in a room doing something quietly. More than anything it's like an extra hour of homeroom." Naruto stated as he walked with her into Club Banana.
Pulling a top off the rack, Naruto shook his head at the prices. Smarty Mart had the exact same thing for a quarter of the price, but of course, Kim said no.
"It's not about the time wasted Naruto. It's about the fact that I, a cheerleader, have to go to detention. Cheerleaders don't do detention." Kim said as she looked over some shoes.
"Kim, anyone can get detention. As long as you're a student you can get detention, and you're a student first and a cheerleader second." Naruto said as Kim held up a dress.
Spinning around and presenting it, Kim looked at Naruto expectantly. "Kim I've told you many times that you can pull off almost anything. If you're asking for an expert opinion you're asking the wrong person."
With a smile, Kim looked herself over in the mirror before deciding to put the dress back. It was from last season anyway and it wasn't old enough to be considered retro yet.
Walking out the store, Kim sat down on a bench and placed her head in her left hand.
"It's not just about the fact that I'm a cheerleader. It's knowing that I'm going to have to deal with Bonnie's harassment tomorrow." Kim expressed sadly, as her right hand played with her hair.
Sitting down next to her, Naruto wrapped his right arm around Kim's shoulder. "Kim, like Ron has said countless times. You fight criminals and save the world. Why does dealing with a fourteen year old girl bother you?"
Leaning into his shoulder, Kim explained, "When I'm out there helping people, it's not about me. It's about them.
I like helping people. As long as it's for someone else it's no problem because I'm doing it for them, but when it's about me.. things get complicated. I worry about what people think about me. I know I shouldn't, but I can't help it.
It gets worse when I realized that I've been all over the world and I've seen so many different kinds of people, but people like Bonnie just get on my nerves. It also doesn't help that I can't just deal with those types of people like I do with criminals. I can't punch or kick them into submission because that's 'illegal'." Kim finished while crossing over her arms and frowning.
Letting the silence hang over them for a while, Naruto thought about what to say. It was a conundrum to say the least.
Kim could deal with criminals no problem, but that was because she didn't think of them as peers. They were just criminals to her and thus didn't deserve more than a passing thought. Unfortunately, the same couldn't be said of their high school peers.
Having to deal with Bonnie constantly could wear on anyone's nerves.
"I don't have an answer to that. I really wish I did though. Well, I do, but I know you'd say no." Getting a raised eyebrow, Naruto elaborated.
"I have Bonnie transferred to a different school." Stifling a laugh, Kim just shook her head. It was a tempting offer, but she couldn't do that to someone or have someone do that for her.
"C'mon let's go. I need to be home soon. You're coming over tonight, right?" Hearing her stress the word right, let Naruto he couldn't get out of it without a very good reason.
"Yes, I'll be there at midnight." Naruto responded despairingly.
"Spankin." Kim said as they left the mall.
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Lifting up the window, Naruto sneaked his way inside. Making sure not to make any excess noise, Naruto sneaked his way over to the bed in the room and tried to stealthily go inside the covers. However, a voice made him freeze.
"You're late," mumbled a half awake Kim.
"I lost track of time working on something. Sorry." Naruto whispered to Kim.
"Just for that you have to be the big spoon." Kim mumbled and then smiled when she heard Naruto respond. "But I like being the little spoon."
Chuckling at his response, Kim got comfortable and fell back to sleep.
Naruto however, didn't fall asleep immediately. Holding Kim so close let him know that she wasn't wearing a bra. Again.
Grumbling about how he told her to wear one when they slept together, he fell asleep soon after.
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[September 6, 2003]
Holding his breath under Kim's bed, Naruto kept himself off the floor. He didn't want James to see, hear, or even smell him. It'd be hell trying to explain what he was doing there so early.
Hearing and seeing him walk down the stairs, Naruto waited thirty seconds before he slowly lowered himself down to the floor. Rolling out from under the bed, Naruto stood up slowly. He didn't want to accidentally see Kim undressing.
"Kim, I thought we talked about you wearing a bra when I'm sleeping over?" Naruto stated as he sat on her bed.
"But it's so uncomfortable to sleep in." Kim stated with a puppy dog pout. Quickly averting his eyes, Naruto continued.
"Be that as it may, I don't feel comfortable doing this and you not wearing underwear." Naruto said as he crossed his arms.
"Naruto, you don't like doing this period." Kim said as she began to undress in plain view of Naruto.
Quickly closing his eyes, Naruto began to frown. "I don't like sneaking around behind your parents back." Thinking over the words he said, he realized that it didn't sound like he meant. "That came out wrong. I mean that I don't like betraying your parents trust."
"And just how are you betraying my parents trust, hmm?" Kim stated as she finished dressing herself.
"I'm sneaking into their house once a week to sleep in the same bed as their only daughter. Any parent would freak over that." Flicking his ear, Kim chose to repeat what she had said many times before.
"You only sleep once a week. If you didn't sleep here, you wouldn't sleep at all. For some reason, you can sleep only when you're near me. That means that it's my responsibility to make sure that you do." Kim stated as she pointed her finger at his face.
Getting cross-eyed from looking at her finger, Naruto looked at her face and saw once again the resolve in them and knew that he wouldn't be able to change her mind.
Sighing, Naruto put his hands up in surrender. Kim could be so stubborn.
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'Naruto! What are you doing in here?' Kim quickly wrote into her pad. Seeing the words disappear, Kim knew that he got the message.
'I talked back to a teacher. Told her that Romeo and Juliet is a horrible play and that Shakespeare wrote many better plays.'Smirking, Kim noticed a certain mole rat make an appearance.
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"Thanks for getting us out of there Ron. Though, you might want to hide Rufus from Barkin later on or he might just give you detention." Naruto said as he sat next to Kim at Bueno Nacho.
"I'm telling you, he is out to get me. I looked at him funny once and he's been after me ever since." Ron stated as he was busy mixing his order together.
"Why did you look at him funny?" Kim asked as she sipped her drink, though her eyes kept traveling to whatever monstrosity Ron was currently making.
"I thought I saw a booger! I was gonna tell him about it, but then he gave me detention." Ron half screamed while his arms flailed about.
"That reminds me," Kim said as she gave Naruto a look, "how is Romeo and Juliet a horrible play? Two star crossed lovers who die in each others arms. That's romantic."
Making a disgusted look, Naruto replied, "It's a play about two horny teenagers who couldn't control themselves and then got everyone around them killed. There's nothing romantic about it. It's a tragedy for a reason. It's even more tragic that out of all of Shakespeare's plays we have to learn about that piece of crap."
"AH HA! Kim, Naruto, I want you to see the crowning achievement of all humanity. The Naco. The perfect blend of nacho and taco." Taking a bite, Ron's eyes rolled up a bit from the taste.
"Do you guys want some?" Ron asked as Rufus took a big chunk out of the naco.
Shaking their head, they were startled when Kim's Kimmunicator went off. Pulling it out of her pocket, she answered the call, "Hey Wade, what's the sitch?"
"I looked into our mystery thief and it turns out that she was spotted taking a private jet to a private island." Wade stated while looking smug.
"What about her history? Any info on that?" Naruto asked while he leaned into the view of the camera.
"Unfortunately, no. You'd think that someone who wore a green and black outfit like that would be memorable." Wade said while looking frustrated.
"Hmm, that's weird. Well, I guess you're gonna have to expand your search." Naruto said as he moved out of camera view.
"I could, or you could do it." Wade stated as he winked to Kim, and ended the call.
Snapping his head back to the Kimmunicator, Naruto glowered at the blank screen. Kim just smirked.
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"Ready?" Getting a thumbs up, Naruto opened the door. Immediately, the winds began to buffet them as Kim and Ron made sure their packs were secure.
"Ron! I added suspenders to your pants to see if they'll stay on finally!" Naruto yelled while Ron was busy fiddling with his suspenders.
"GO!" Beckoning them to jump, Kim and Ron did so. Though Ron was screaming before and during the jump.
Seeing them turn into small little dots, Naruto went back to the controls and looked at Team Possible's vitals. Sighing, Naruto settled himself in for a wait.
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Hearing an explosion Naruto was surprised to see the island exploding. Looking at the clock he saw that less than thirty minutes had passed. Quickly spotting Kim and Ron in the water, Naruto deactivated the ship's cloaking and flew down. Arriving near them, he set the ship on the water.
Opening the door, he pulled Kim and then Ron into the ship. Closing the door back up, Naruto wasn't surprised to see that Kim and Ron went to immediately change out of their mission suits. However, Naruto was pleasantly surprised to see that Ron's suspenders held and kept his pants on him.
Going back to the controls, Naruto set the plane on an automated path back to Middleton. Hearing a slight yell, Naruto chuckled when he realized that Ron had fallen over.
SMACK!
"Ow," Naruto said as he rubbed the back of his head while looking at Kim. Apparently, she didn't like physical comedy.
"So what happened? You two were in there for less than a half hour." Naruto stated while rubbing his head, it still stung. Kim had freaky strength for such a small girl.
"Well, we got caught before we could even infiltrate the lair. After that this guy named Dr. Drake or something tried feeding us to his pet sharks. So, we escaped the sharks and then we were able to retrieve the disk for the cybergentic tick and then we got attacked by Shego. After that, some lasers were activated and the lair exploded." Kim stated nonchalantly after she sat down on the seat next to Naruto's.
"You know, I'm wondering about how that happened. I don't buy that chain reaction excuse Shego gave." Ron stated while toweling off his hair.
"Wait, wasn't he talking about attaching small bombs to his tick? Maybe that's what did it?" Kim suggested while Ron just shrugged his shoulders.
"Anyway, let's get this back to it's rightful owner. So set course to the amazon." Kim stated while crossing her arms and putting her feet on the controls.
Glaring at her, Naruto pushed her feet off. This in turn made Kim pout at him. Of course, Naruto just turned his head. Rufus's giggling behind them made Naruto smile, while Kim went into a deeper pout. Ron just fell asleep.
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[September 7, 2003]
'So, the Barkin got you too?' Words appeared on her pad. As she was about to respond, she saw that she was being stared at.
"What are you three staring at?" Kim asked rudely.
"Cheerleader you've got a zit." Junior stated in a flat tone.
"Cheerleaders don't get zits." Vinnie corrected in a condescending tone.
"Oh, then maybe it's a tiny explosive device." Junior stated in a strange moment of insight.
Quickly pulling out her compact, Kim check and saw that she indeed had the nanotick on her.
"Crap, Mr. Barkin I gotta g-" "Not this time Possible. No exit." Barkin stated as he blocked Kim from exiting.
Back flipping onto her desk and then jumping over Barking Kim yelled, "Sorry Mr. Barkin."
"No one escapes from m-" Barkin's threat was cutoff when he saw that Naruto ran out the door during his moment of surprise.
"Those two are going down."
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Seeing Kim and Ron speed off, Naruto was concerned when he saw a hovercraft following them. However, he then realized that he had no way of following after them, until he heard tires squealing as Barkin drove the student driver car.
Quickly running, Naruto jumped onto the roof of the car and had to hang on when it began to swerve. Tapping the passenger side mirror, he saw the shocked faces everyone on board. Big Mike quickly lowered the window for Naruto and he was just able to get himself inside.
"Follow them!" Quickly speeding off, Naruto kept on eye on the hovercraft. It appeared to have lowered some sort of ray thing. Though it seemed that whoever was using it couldn't control it well.
"Are you talking to yourself?" Junior's voice distracted Naruto as he saw that Barkin was mumbling to himself.
"Never distract the Driver!" Barkin yelled while turning his head completely to look at Junior.
"Eyes on the road!" Naruto yelled as he saw the gravatomic heading there way.
Getting out of the car and onto it's roof. Naruto was ready when the car began to float up.
"Sorry about the roof Mr. Barkin." Naruto yelled as he jumped as hard as he could leaving small dents in the roof.
Grabbing the ray, Naruto began to turn it away from the car and he was glad to see that it dropped the car back onto the road. Quickly swinging himself up, he landed on top of the hovercraft.
"Hello! You must be Dr. Drake!" Naruto yelled as he surprised the villains.
"It's Dr. Drakken! How have none of you heard of me?!" Drakken yelled as he shook his fists in Naruto's direction.
"It's cause you aren't that big of a threat!" Naruto replied with honesty. The laugh he got from Shego just made him smirk.
"Shego! Make him pay!" Drakken screamed while pointing at Naruto.
Jumping at him with glowing green hands, Shego was unprepared for Naruto to duck under her and then push her with his back causing her to fly off the hovercraft.
"Umm, can we maybe talk about this?" Drakken offered nervously while slowly backing up in the little amount of space he had available.
"Sure. Just deactivate the tick on Kim and you can go." Naruto stated while staring straight into Drakken's eyes.
"Wait, it's on her?" Drakken asked surprised. The glare he got from Naruto though quickly had him pushing buttons to deactivate the tick.
"Detonation sequence activated." Stated a computerized voice.
"Uh oh." Drakken stated while slowly turning to look at Naruto. Only to find that he was gone.
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"We need the the most dangerous chemical known to modern man. Diablo Sauce stat!" Ron requested of Ned.
Grabbing one quickly, Ned threw it to Ron who was about to catch it the hot sauce was blasted with green energy.
"Uh-uh-uh, that tick isn't going to come off." Shego stated with a smirk before she was knocked unconscious by a knee to the back of the head by Naruto.
Quickly grabbing another diablo sauce packet, Naruto tore it open and spread it on his right hand. Carefully he grabbed the tick and ran outside where he saw Drakken still fiddling around with his controls. Throwing it at the hovercraft, the tick attached itself to the bottom of it.
Hearing a ticking, Drakken chose to jump from the hovercraft as it exploded and he managed to grab onto the Bueno Nacho Taco.
"You think you're all that, but you're not!" Drakken yelled as he hung onto the taco as it spun around.
The sounds of sirens filled the air as SWAT arrived to arrest Drakken and Shego.
"Who was he yelling that at?" Kim asked as she and Ron walked out of Bueno Nacho.
"No idea, but Ron you know how to get this stuff off of my hand? It's starting to burn." Naruto stated with a grimace as he held up his hand where the salsa was slowly bubbling.
"Water, but you might want to start washing it off now before it starts causing third degree burns." Getting a wide eyed look from both Naruto and Kim for that he went on to explain.
"Yeah, diablo sauce is actually being discontinued because its caused a number of third and fourth degree burns." Ron stated while rubbing the back of his neck.
Quickly running back inside, Naruto began to furiously scrub his hand with water.
Outside however, Kim was busy accepting the fact that she stilled had to go to detention.
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"Oww," Naruto complained as he hit his burned hand on the desk.
"Careful there, or you're going to aggravate your burn injury." Kim stated as she painted Big Mike's finger nails.
"Yeah, well the pain is nothing compared to how betrayed I feel." Naruto stated while staring at Big Mike with narrowed eyes.
"Naruto, your finger nails don't need nail polish. The natural shine and shape your nails are in are beyond perfect. It makes girls jealous that a boy has better nails than them." Kim said as she focused on putting sparkles on Big Mike's nails.
"Yeah, well everyone likes getting dolled up every once in a while Kim." Naruto stated while now glaring at Junior as he got his nails painted.
"I can't believe it. Possible has ruined the holy time known as detention. What is wrong with the world!?" Barkin screamed from his desk as Ron just stood off to the side smiling smugly.
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[Mexico]
"Now tell me, who is the mightiest?" Tohru asked gloatingly.
"Give you a clue." Jade said from the plane door.
Turning around, Tohru was able to see the small glow of the talisman activating before Jade jumped.
"Hiyah!" With a yell, Jade kicked Tohru into the same house that he had knocked Jackie and El Toro against.
Landing on her feet, Jade ran up to Jackie and asked, "Can I keep it Jackie?"
"No," came Jackie's quick reply.
"Aww," was Jades response.
I'm using dates in order to keep things on a schedule of sorts.
And yes this is a triple crossover story, and for those of you who have read my other stories this one story is not connected to those. It stands apart in its own canon.
This Naruto and Kim are very close because as stated Naruto is an insomniac. They found out that for some unknown reason that only when Kim and he are physically touching and sleeping together can he actually get any rest. This will be explained later on, but not for a while.
This Naruto is an orphan who emancipated himself when he was young. He was under the age of 10 when he emancipated himself. This means that he can not only support himself, but he also has a residency. Therefore as a result of his insomnia Naruto has a lot more time to do things and add in the fact that he is a super genius of Wade's caliber and you get a kid who constantly fiddles around with machines.
He has money, the exact amount which won't be revealed until a later date. This means he helps fund Team Possible. So you'll rarely see them having to cash in favors for rides.
However, many things will remain the same. Ron will lose his pants. Drakken will forget peoples names. Shego will still be a deadpan snarker.
I had recently discovered Kim Possible because I missed it when it aired on tv. As a result I am pissed that there aren't more episodes! I want more seasons!
EDIT: I was wrong about the year. She series starts in Freshman year if I try and put the Kim Possible episodes in a chronological order.
