Twilight
Car crash scene
Bella turns to see Tyler's van coming for her. Edward goes to run but sees his reflection in the Volov's windows.
Edward- dude I dazzle myself.
Sparkle scene
Edward stepped in the sunlight.
Bella- OMG how did you do that?
Edward- oh that was easy, I used glitter glue.
Lion and the Lamb scene
Edward- so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella- What the hell are you on?
Baseball Scene
Edward and Emmett crash together trying to get the ball, then they randomly start kissing.
Jasper- Haha I told you I would get you back.
Emmett- Rose don't be mad this isn't fair!
Carlisle- Jasper, don't tell me yo-
Jasper- Don't start or you can join them!
Ballet Studio.
Bella walked to the ballet studio afraid of death, she opened the doors to see James sitting around a tea party with teddies and dolls.
James- Oh yay, Bella you came! Would you like to join us?
Bella joined the tea party. 5 minutes later
Edward- What the hell?
Bella- uh, um, well, uh, hi. Hey black or white?
Edward- What the hell?
Bella- Do you want tea with or without milk?
In the flash back Edward has of being bitten
Carlisle bites Edward
Edward- RAPE!!!
Carlisle- Its not rape if you like it
Edward- oh, ok.
Making out scene
Edward falls of the bed.
Piano scene
Edward starts playing the piano, then he grabs Bella's head and bangs it on the piano keys.
Biology
Bella walks into the biology room. She farts and Edward holds his nose.
The tree scene
Edward and Bella are up in the huge tree
Bella-This isn't real
Edward- it is in my world, so get lost!
Edward pushes Bella out of the tree.
In Edwards bedroom.
Edward- I could always make you!
Bella- I'm not scared of you!
Edward- Well I'm scared of you!!!
Edward runs into the glass wall because he's trying to get away from Bella
Cafeteria scene
Edward kicks the apple, he tries to catch it but it hits Bella in the head.
Port Angeles
Edwards Volvo comes around the corner
Edward- Get in!
Bella gets in.
Dude- That was a very Dum move.
Edward- Um, I… I'm really sorry. Here have her back. Please don't hurt me
Alice Pov- extra scene
I walked upstairs and opened the door to see…
Jasper wearing my blue mini dress, make-up and a blonde wig he was singing and dancing to girls just wanna have fun.
Emmett came up behind me
Emmett- CROSSDRESSER!!!
Rose walks in.
Roe- Carlisle is so mean, no physical contact for 48 hours. Jasper, what the hell are you doing wearing my wig? You promised not to tell anyone I was bold!
Random walks in.
Random- oh hi guys
Alice- And you are?
Random- I'm just passing through, can I borrow your toilet?
RANDOM SCENE
Random person walks into Edwards room. Finds a guitar and runs away.
Late at night Random person turns up outside Edwards bedroom and starts playing the guitar extremely bad and singing terribly.
Bella- piss off.
Random person- why is Jasper walking around in his underwear and pretending to be in a war OMG there lady undies, what the hell?
Bella looks down
Bella- OMG he wont stop not till the sun comes up.
Edward- go away, and why is Jasper doing tha- oh cool he's playing army! Lets tell Emmett.
Emmett- GET THE CAMERA!
Esme- GOT IT!
Edward opens the door. Alice is lying on the floor with tomato sauce coming out of her chest. Jaspers doing a victory dance. Esme takes the photo. Jasper squeals like a girl.
Authors Note-
This was written by Katie and I in science, I hope you liked it, I know it's a bit random. We couldn't stop laughing and everyone we showed laughed to. Please review xoxox
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