A Dark Gravity Falls Comedy

Dipper, Mabel, Grunkle Stan, Soos, Wendy, and Ford just finished stopping the apocalypse and defeating Bill Cipher. They returned to the Mystery Shack to relax, knowing that everything is finally at peace.

Wendy clocked out and went home, Soos went to the couch to watch TV, and Ford went to the basement to do some tinkering. Dipper, Mabel, and Grunkle Stan stayed in the gift shop area, and Stan started to sort through some money in the cash register.

"Well I'm glad that's finally over!" said an exhausted Dipper to his sister.

Mabel nodded and replied "Yup! And we couldn't have done it without my...GRAPPLING HOOK!"

Mabel pulls out her grappling hook as she says this, and shoots it towards the ceiling.

Unfortunately, the grappling hook deflects off the ceiling back at Mabel's fragile skull, completely shattering it with extreme force. Skull fragments and brain matter fly out across the room, completely soaking Dipper.

Dipper, in horror, doesn't know what to say. After fully realizing what happened he screams "HOLY SHIT, MABEL!"

He turns to his Grunkle in desperation. "Grunkle Stan! What are we gonna do!?"

Stan chuckles a bit. "Hehe, well kiddo, it looks like your sister didn't master that grappling hook...BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER! Ya see, it's funny because incredibly gruesome and graphic deaths are terrible."

Dipper looks at him in complete disgust.

"What? Too soon?" replies the Grunkle.

Soos walks in from the other room. "Woah! That's some crazy mess right there, dudes! I feel bad for the guy who's gotta clean THAT up!"

Stan turns to Soos and says "Soos, clean this up."

Disappointed, Soos replies, "Aw."