The F.r.i.e.n.d.s after F.r.i.e.n.d.s
Central Perk, NYC, 2012. Ross, Monica and Chandler are all sitting on the couch.
Monica: Wow it's so nice to catch up with you Ross, how long's it been, two months? How are you?
Chandler: How are you? And, more to the point divorced anyone while we've been gone.
Ross: (glares at Chandler) No. I'm fine anyway, how are the kids?
Monica: So cute, having two little eight year olds run around. I love it.
Chandler: (spits coffee back into mug) Wow has your memory been erased?
Monica: What?
Ross: Uh oh.
Chandler: May I remind you we have had 8 years of struggling. The crying, the whining, the nappies, the potty, the screaming, the kicking, the blah blah blahhhhh.
Monica: (devil eyes) It is rewarding though isn't it?
Chandler: Of course it is. (hugs Monica and gives the rolling-eyes at Ross)
Ross: Anyway, there's something I gotta tell you.
(Rachel storms in)
Rachel: ROSS!
Ross: However it may tell you herself.
Rachael: How could you do this? You told me you would be there!
Ross: Look, Rach I'm sorry, I had other arrangements, I did call.
Rachel: (sarcastic tone) Oh well that's okay then isn't it?
Ross: I said I was sorry, what more do you want?
Rachel: I want you to turn up to your own baby's 12 week scan!
Chandler: Oh so no marriages, no divorces but gotten someone pregnant. Now it makes sense.
Monica: YOU'RE PREGNANT?! Why didn't you tell me.
Rachel: Well Mon we haven't spoken for about a year and with the fashion business having problems and Emma's birthday coming up I just had too much on.
Monica: (mumbles) So you had too much on to make a phone call but enough time to let Ross knock you up, but whatever.
Rachel: Look my priority now is this baby that Ross obviously doesn't care about.
Ross: Hey I do care!
Rachel: Oh really?
Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: OH REALLY?
Ross: YEAH!
Rachel: So if you care sooooo much why weren't you there? Hey? What was your completely valid excuse not to turn up to your own baby's scan!
Ross: Phoebe and Mike were in a car accident.
Others: (cries out) WHAT?
