The F.r.i.e.n.d.s after F.r.i.e.n.d.s

Central Perk, NYC, 2012. Ross, Monica and Chandler are all sitting on the couch.

Monica: Wow it's so nice to catch up with you Ross, how long's it been, two months? How are you?

Chandler: How are you? And, more to the point divorced anyone while we've been gone.

Ross: (glares at Chandler) No. I'm fine anyway, how are the kids?

Monica: So cute, having two little eight year olds run around. I love it.

Chandler: (spits coffee back into mug) Wow has your memory been erased?

Monica: What?

Ross: Uh oh.

Chandler: May I remind you we have had 8 years of struggling. The crying, the whining, the nappies, the potty, the screaming, the kicking, the blah blah blahhhhh.

Monica: (devil eyes) It is rewarding though isn't it?

Chandler: Of course it is. (hugs Monica and gives the rolling-eyes at Ross)

Ross: Anyway, there's something I gotta tell you.

(Rachel storms in)

Rachel: ROSS!

Ross: However it may tell you herself.

Rachael: How could you do this? You told me you would be there!

Ross: Look, Rach I'm sorry, I had other arrangements, I did call.

Rachel: (sarcastic tone) Oh well that's okay then isn't it?

Ross: I said I was sorry, what more do you want?

Rachel: I want you to turn up to your own baby's 12 week scan!

Chandler: Oh so no marriages, no divorces but gotten someone pregnant. Now it makes sense.

Monica: YOU'RE PREGNANT?! Why didn't you tell me.

Rachel: Well Mon we haven't spoken for about a year and with the fashion business having problems and Emma's birthday coming up I just had too much on.

Monica: (mumbles) So you had too much on to make a phone call but enough time to let Ross knock you up, but whatever.

Rachel: Look my priority now is this baby that Ross obviously doesn't care about.

Ross: Hey I do care!

Rachel: Oh really?

Ross: Yeah.

Rachel: OH REALLY?

Ross: YEAH!

Rachel: So if you care sooooo much why weren't you there? Hey? What was your completely valid excuse not to turn up to your own baby's scan!

Ross: Phoebe and Mike were in a car accident.

Others: (cries out) WHAT?