The wedding Bells rang, the rows of people filed the room, Tears hit the floor as the young girl with long blond hair she wore a long silk wedding dress hugging her small frame, she sat down crying tears of Joy while one of her Brides maids tried everything to calm the blond down "would you relax, it's alright marjorine! This is what you want right?" the raven hair girl spoke while patting Marjorine on the back, who was crying like crazy "I-I know, I can't stop... I'm –I'm going to be Mrs. Cartman, I-I'm just so Happy Wendy " she pushed the tears out of her blue eyes while sniffing , she was always such a crybaby but today she was just overjoyed, She was getting Married to the last person she ever thought she fallen in love with , Eric T Cartman. They were best friends in high school, always hanging out together then Eric asked her out ,then during the end of collage he asked her to marry him, to which she said yes, Wendy was one of her Best friends, Wendy just smiled and shook her head "I bet Cartman is still having another one of his Breakdowns" " you-you think he's handling it well?" after finally running out of tears she looks at Wendy, who just smiled " I'm sure he's doing just fine" Wendy held back a laugh.
Meanwhile in the other room the tall brown haired Cartman, Walked back and front wearing his fine tux "fuck, fuck, fuck" he swore under his breath "dude would you relax! It's not the end of all life as we know it" Kenny spoke while taking a sip of his Beer "I fucking know that! You're not the one getting married! God damn it! Aw shit! What if I mess up?!" Eric was sweating hard, all morning he had been having trouble with his words, "what's there to mess up? Just say 'I do' then put on the ring and be done with it!" "Not helping asshole!" Cartman barked "alright! Just chill man , Jeez I've never seen you this worked up over something" Kenny took another sip of his beer " well it is my wedding day, tsk dang I can't wait to get this whole fucking thing over and be done with it" Cartman finally stopped and sat next to Kenny , who was wearing one of those Cheap blue tux's , Kenny chuckled " I never thought I see the day when you would get married" " I fucking know, it's driving me nuts ,god I just can't believe this is happening…." Kenny finished off his Beer "I didn't have it as bad as I did at my wedding, best fucking sex ever by the way!" Cartman just rolled his eyes as he smirked "yeah, Morgan and you? Both of you are fucking sluts, sounds good" Kenny punch him in the shoulder "fuck you! I love him, he means the world to me… just like how you love your soon to be wife" the two laughed before standing up, it was time.
Eric was at his worse, he was better but he was still sweating like crazy as he waited at the altar for his Bride, Kenny being the best man he stood nearby on Cartman's side. Then the two doors opened as the music started to play, Marjorine started to slowly walked down the aisle Wendy had to walk her down , because Marjorine's family wanted nothing to do with the wedding, So Wendy was the one who helped out, even though Marjorine would sometimes almost fall because she wasn't used to wearing high heels. Eric's Mouth went dry as he looked at her, she was more than just cute, she was beautiful he thought this as she stood with him at the altar, It was weird having Mr. garrison as the minster he was the last person who would agree to do it at the last minute. Marjorine smelled the blue and white roses she held them so close to her as she looked at Eric blushing hard, he looked so handsome.
Mr. Garrison could care less as he flips though the pages of the book he held "alright children, we are gathered here to I guess be happy for Eric and Marjorine and so-"Craig sighed annoyed and finally yelled"just skip the legal stuff! For god sake's" Mr. Garrison Glared at him "fine! Alright let's see... Blah, blah, blah okay here! Do you Marjorine Take Eric to have and to hold till death do your ass part?" "Um I do" she says shyly "yeah good for you, and do you Eric take Marjorine to have and to hold!" Eric mouth went dry "just say I do already!" Kyle called "fuck you Kyle! I fucking do!" "Then you are husband and wife, now kiss your woman or whatever" and with that, Cartman grabbed Marjorine and kissed her deeply on the lips, everyone cheered. When Eric pulled away he smirked at Marjorine "that wasn't so hard" Marjorine laughed at her new Husband, as the two walked down and ran out to the limo, where Marjoine threw the Bokay. To which it landed in Tweek's Hands by Accident "oh god! Flowers! So much presser!" Tweek yelled, as Craig smirked "looks like you're going to get married next sexy"
Meanwhile Eric and Marjorine were in Limbo, kissing holding each other close when she pulled away blushing "do-do you think were ready for this?" Eric raised an eye at his wife and smirk "I think we can handle anything, what's the worst that could happen?"
