Author's Notes: HELLO! Enjoy, warning's to be include are, Its AU, maybe just a little OC, there is reference to abuse, It Yuri! Its Yuffie POV and the italic bits are Yuffies mind. R&R please, for the love of god review! See begging is not beneath me!
Disclaimer: I don't own FF7, If I did Tifa and Aeris would live happily ever after and I'd build them a castle in the sky. Oh and I don't own Malcolm in the middle either!
I'm Just Yuffie, You Cant Argue That!
I love you Tifa Lockhart! There I said it mentally at least, now if only I could tell her out loud. Yeah but you won't do that. And how d'you know? Dude, I'm you, god I knew you were stupid but you just out did yourself there. Silence you. No, someone's got to snap you out of it and girl, get a grip your arguing with yourself here, dam skitzo!
"You ok Yuffie?" Tifa's ethereal voice called pulling me out of my trance. Trance? Yes trance, you got a problem with that? Yeah, its lame! No its not, if it's lame your lame to! I-I…uhh…uncle? Ha thought that would shut you up bitch!
"Yuffie?" Tifa called again. Well, say something!
"Yeah, just contemplating life, you know." I reply, Tifa just giggled, I love her giggles, they're like, hell I don't know what there like, I just know they make me happier than anything else in the world, the way her cute little nose wrinkles and her lips. We get the message, you're a big major uber dyke. That's not nice! No, it's not but it's true.
"Yuffie?" Tifa called once more interrupting my argument with, well…me, or maybe it's my conscience or something.
"Yuffie." Tifa pokes me in the back. "You're being weird again." Tifa sighs.
"Sorry…" You little bitch, girls got you whipped, its really pathetic. Yeah, well, you're a bitches bitch and that's even worse! That doesn't even make sense. Yeah, it sounded better in my head. Dude it IS in your head!
"So, what you up to this weekend?" Tifa enquires as she taps her half chewed up pen on her notepad.
"Uh probably just study; maybe finish that book we were supposed to read…" I sigh, 'I'd rather spend it with you' I add, silently of course. Your suck a chicken-shit girl. Shut it you! "You know, just junk, you?"
"Oh I'll probably just hang out with Aeris…" The pain in her crimson eyes is agonisingly obvious.
"Things that bad huh?" I should explain right? The reason she's hurting so bad is because of him, her stepfather. Sephiroth. Nasty piece of work, someday I'd like to beat him into a coma one day for what he's done to Tifa, for what he's still doing to Tifa. She doesn't give details of course, she wouldn't burden us with the true extent of her horror . See that's why I love her, she's so selfless even when she's in so much pain. It wasn't so bad for Tifa when her mom was around, but she died when Tifa was 11 and things have been getting slowly worse since then. She spends most of her time at Aeris house, and mine not that I'm complaining. She is after all my best friend, along with Aeris and my stepbrother Cloud. He's more of a real brother though. Yuffie you can do this later! Oh, right, sorry, thanks. See, I can be useful.
"Yeah…"Tifa sighs under her breath.
"You can always stay here you know." I offer, Tifa smiles and gives my hand a gentle squeeze, her way of thanking me. She's good at that, talking without actually saying anything. There's a knock at the door accompanied with Clouds deep voice. "Safe to come in?" He really is quite considerate, for a guy anyway.
"Yep." I grin at my blond spiky haired brother as he enters.
"Hey ninja, dad wants you." That's his nickname for me 'ninja' don't ask me why he's just always called me that, in return I gave him the nickname 'solider'. I really couldn't tell you why, its been that way since we were 6, I've known him as long as I've known Aeris and Tifa, he's not so close to them though so we don't really hang out much beyond home. He's in a completely different crowd, he's in the geeky crowd and my friend and me, well were the weird kids that no one likes. But we don't care because we have each other.
"Kay, I'll be back." Clouds the only one who knows I'm gay, he's also the only one who knows I 'that four letter word' Tifa. What's up with 'that four letter word' crap? Well, I didn't keep repeating the word love, it diminishes the meaning, you knew that! Yeah but they might not! Oh right, sorry people. I've decided not to detail my chat with Dad, its just him yelling at me for not taking out that trash and stuff, I don't like him much. Don't get me wrong I love him, he's just annoying. But knowing what Sephiroths like with Tifa just makes me appreciate how great he really is. I mean, I'm a moody little so-and-so, I hurl abuse at him randomly and disobey most of his rules but he's never once raised his hand to me, or to Cloud, not that Cloud ever does anything wrong anyway. You're rambling girl! Ok, sorry, I bet your dying to know what Sephiroths like right? Well you'll just have to wait till next time I'm at Tifa's, could be a long wait! Anyway, I've had enough of talking to you, I feel like Malcolm in the middle! Gah! I'll talk some more tomorrow, maybe.
