Mario Kart 64: Video gaming Gundam Style!

Ok, ok, ok. I know you can't have 6 people play Mario Kart 64 at one time but because this is my fanfic you can now! ^_^ Anyway I just wanted you all to find out what might happen if the Gundams got addicted to N64!

Elani: Meow, meow meow!
Rina: I don't know, El.
Heero: If that thing just asked to play, tell her to forget it. Remember what happened last time?
Rina: Do I ever. Sorry El.
Elani: Meow, meow. Meow.
Duo: Alright!! I'm playing as Toad, the mark of a true expert!
Quatre: I think I'll play as Yoshi...^_^
Duo: Oh, big surprise...You always take Yoshi.
Quatre: Last time, I played as Peach, just to make a change. Don't you remember?
Duo: You bet I do. That was some disgrace...no real man plays as Peach!
Trowa: You should talk, Goldy-locks, I know you secretly play as Peach on your own, when you think no-one's looking!
All: What?! He does??!
Duo: No....No! I do not! It's a lie!
Rina: *Offended.* What's wrong with Peach? She shows the true essence of girl power!
Trowa: Yes, but it's also a way of distracting you dopes so I can quickly pick Wario before anyone else does.
Rina: *very offended* Dopes?!?
Heero: ......I'm taking Bowser...anyone who's got a problem with that gets their head (and pretty hair) blown clean off.
All: Gu....gulp...
Wufei:......I....can't decide...
Duo: Aaaaa....just make up your (twisted, evil, little) mind so we can play.
Trowa: You always plonk for Luigi anyway, so get it over with.
Wufei: This game's title screen has no sense of justice! If you can't do same-player-vs-same-player it's totally unfair!
Rina: It's just a game!
Elani: Meow.
Quatre: Dear readers, if you think this kind of arguing is bad, I must warn you that things'll get even worse when we actually start playing ^_^.
Duo: You mean IF we ever start playing *rips off Wufei's pad and chooses Luigi for him*
Wufei: Hey!
Rina: Serves you right for being such a slow-poke.
Duo: *trying to imitate Pokemon* Slow………. Poke?
Rina: Dork. I can't believe I'm related to you.
Elani: Meow.
Wufei: As a pay-off, I should at least be allowed to pick the track we race on. At least that way, justice is sort of served....
Rina: Whatever.
Heero: If you dare pick Luigi raceway, I'll break all your bones. *creepy stare*
Trowa: And don't even think about picking Rainbow Road.
Quatre: Please don't put pressure on him before such an important and difficult decision!
Rina: Or else he'll never choose.
Wufei: Oh, thank you, Quatre! You are the only one who sticks up for me! The only one who understands how I feel! Sob..... I'm so touched I could cry....
Quatre: There, there...have a Kleenex....should I make you a nice cup of tea?
Rina: QUATRE!!!
Quatre: What?!
Duo: This really isn't the time to think about tea!
Rina: *starting to get mad* Just pick!!!
Elani: Meow!!!
Wufei: I think I know what track I'll choose...Hey!!!!
All: What, what is it?
Wufei: While I wasn't looking, someone quickly picked Bowser's Castle!
All: *totally innocent look* Ooooo, what a nasty thing to do!
Wufei: Right, I know it was one of you backstabbers! I won't tolerate such injustice! Now, speak up, who was it?!
Quatre: But I'm innocent! And I was handing you Kleenexes, so I couldn't have done it.
Trowa: But you might've quickly done it while he was drying his eyes with that very same Kleenex!
Duo: Man, this is beginning to sound like Jerry Springier.
Quatre: Oh, I like that show ^_^.
Rina: You have,
Quatre: Yes?
Rina: No life whatsoever.
Wufei: Don't try to change the subject! I see right through you!
Quatre: But...but....
Heero: In case you dunces hadn't noticed, the race has already started while you were bickering....and Rina and I have built up huge leads by now.
All: GASP!!!!
Quatre: We'll never win now!
Trowa: Unless......
Duo:...we all gang up on Heero and Rina and zap them with a thousand lightning bolts!
All: Yes! Good idea!
Rina: WHAT?!?!?!
Quatre: Oh my, I got a lightning bolt item!
Trowa: Use it when one of 'em is about to jump over the lava pit! That way they'll fall in and get toasted!
Heero: I'm warning you, blondie. I've got a red shell, and it has your name on it.
Rina: If you even think about it....well I will just have to do something really mean.
Quatre: Oh no... what should I do?
Duo: I'll use a ghost item on Heero and nick his shell! That way, you won't have to worry. Rina you should just be really, really nice to.
Wufei: Excellent idea!
Trowa: Except that you don't have a ghost item, smartass!
Duo: Oh crap! Hurry, we must get a ghost item!
*Duo, Trowa and Wufei start to drive over item blocks in quick succession*
Wufei: I got a green shell....no good *fires the green shell*
Trowa: I got a banana...useless! *fires the banana*
Duo: I got a thunderbolt...that's not what we need! *fires thunderbolt*
Trowa: Gaaaa! What have you done, you moron?!
Wufei: You've totally knackered our strategy!
Quatre: Oh no, we've all been shrunk except for Duo!
Duo: Which means I can still win! *gets crushed by a Thwomp*
Rina: Not if you're such a crappy driver, you can't.
Duo: I'm...finished......
Wufei: Duo' s thunderbolt is wearing off..
Trowa: We're nearing the end of the last lap...Quatre, you'll have to use that thunderbolt, or Heero and Rina will win.
Quatre: Yes, I won't let you down! I'm doing this for you, Trowa!
*Heero uses a ghost item and nicks Quatre's thunderbolt before he can use it*
Rina: Heeheehee.
Quatre....eh? What? Aieeeeee!
Heero: Now, eat this, suckers *uses thunderbolt and laughs evilly*
All except Rina: Eeeeek! Not fair!
Rina: *laughs hysterically* Y'all got toasted.
Quatre: So did you.
Trowa: I thought Heero had grown out of his blow-stuff-up-and-laugh-like-a-maniac phase.
Elani: Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow!
Rina: Awwww, thanks Elani. That's really sweet.
*Rina crosses the finish first*
Rina: *closes one eye and gives everyone two peace signs* WOO-HOO!!!
Elani: Meow, meow!!
Duo: *mimicking Rina* It's just a game!
*Heero comes in a very close second*
Heero: Mission completed, awaiting further orders.
*A shrunk Quatre comes in third*
Quatre: It's all my fault! I'm so sorry, I failed you, Trowa! Could you ever forgive me?
Trowa: Don't make such a big deal out of it, it's just a game.
Quatre: Okay, I won't cry.....
Rina: *rolls her eyes* Get a grip
*Duo is now no longer squashed by the Thwomp*
Duo: I might still make it in fourth.....
*Trowa shoots Duo with a red shell, and comes fourth*
Trowa: Or not.
Duo: Fifth....? I'm supposed to accept that?
Wufei: Well, you could also let me cream you and come sixth!
Duo: No way! *uses a mushroom and speeds toward the finish *
Wufei: Oh no you don't! *uses a red shell*
Quatre: Oh, all could still go wrong for Duo...the suspense is killing me!
Heero: Enough with the drama already.
*Rina shakes her head sadly*
*Wufei's shell falls off the track into the lava*
Rina: *laughs hysterically* Psycho justice boy came in last!
Wufei: Psycho justice boy? What's that supposed to mean?
Duo: Yes! Fifth after all!
Trowa: Just a minute ago, you hated the idea of being fifth.....
Wufei: I'm dead last...I prefer to die *drives into a lava pit*
Rina: Isn't that Heero's line?
Quatre: Well, anyone want to play another race?
Rina: Oooo! I do!
*All the others dash out of the room screaming Noooooo! Never again!*
Quatre: Um...um...guys? Is it something I said? Guys???
Rina: *Shakes head again* Idiots

-Moral: The saying; "The more the merrier" doesn't apply to everything. -



************************************************************************

Dear lord this is an old one. But I STILL love it. I will ALWAYS love it. And since that is the case I now share it with all of you in all it's nutty glory.