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Summary when they were babies Kagome, and Naruto each had a 9 tailed fox demon put into their bodies, in order to contain them, and save humanity from death and destruction. But Naruto's is female and Kagome's is male, what will happen when the two meet for the first time? Crossover Inuyasha/Naruto, characters ooc. Lol readers, updated extended Oct 14 2011, Naruto/Kagome
Fox Switch
By Raven 2010 Feb 25 2011
Two warriors born, two nine tailed foxes caged, coming of age, dormant foxes awake
Many years ago in separate villages two future warriors were born, they were Narruto Uzumaki, and Kagome Higurashi. And there were also two nine tailed foxes, one male and one female, that both needed to be contained to stop their uncontrolled destructive powers. In both cases the fox stood there ablaze in it's own flames, and with blazing rage filled eyes giving a glare that promised certain death. In each village 2 monks and 1 miko using an ancient ritual, and magic's began the ritual
"Power of the kami I summon thee come forth and fill me so that I may help bind this evil entity" Monk Moshin began
"In dormancy asleep you shall remain held by an unbreakable spiritual chain unable to spread destruction and pain. By the power of the kami I bind thee" Miko Akaashi recited
"Calm the wrath still rage this evil we must cage. On this day let us bind this being of sin and seal the fox deep within" Monk Miroku spoke the final part
Rage and pain filled screams filled the night air, as each fox was being drawn into and caged within their new vessel, and were successfully sealed inside the bodies of the two infants. Both children wore a tattoo like seal symbol on their stomachs keeping their fox locked inside, the female fox was put inside Naruto, and the male inside Kagome
Although putting a male fox inside a female body, or a female fox inside a male body was highly unusual, and never done, at the time there was no other way, or choice so for the first time in the history of this ritual being used it was done. Neither would know about the dormant nine tailed fox that dwelled within them until their eighteenth birthday when they came of age, the dormancy would end and the foxes would awake
"God forgive us but there was no other way" hokage Sarutobe said
"This one is going to be a devil and a half" Jiraiya said while gazing upon Naruto
"You say that after the boy has a kyuubi sealed inside him? Sarutobi asked in a mildly indignant tone
"No, I say it because it is his nature with or without the fox. Naruto is going to be a handful" Jiraiya answered "Take a good look at him"
Sarutobi did and at the same time read Naruto's eyes "Yes I see what you mean. He looks so much like his father, but will be a holy terror"
"Good luck, your gonna need lots of it" Jiraiya teased with his hand on Sarutobi's shoulder
"Oh what have I gotten myself into? Why me? Sarutobi said
"Aw don't worry I'm sure it'll be lots of fun" Jiraiya teased
"Gee your such a comfort"
Changes occurred heightened senses, smell, sight, hearing, seeing the future, and sensing things to come. Naruto, and Kagome were very different, Naruto was the fun loving, holy terror, prankster, ramen fiend, and hot headed, so was his fox. Kagome was laidback, relaxed, easy going, patient and reserved, as was her fox
The two grew up leading normal lives, except when they were both outcast by a few ignorant people because of what they were. Some ingrates who forgot that it was these two who saved villages, many lives, and stopped mass destruction by having a 9 tailed fox locked inside them, but then some people are ungrateful bastards no matter the circumstances
When Naruto's fox had awoke Jiraiya was in the midst of training him, Naruto who had leapt up, was in mid air, and was about to land a good kick on Jiraiya, when it hit him, at first for a few flash seconds he felt hot as if he had a fever, then he heard something
"What the hell? Naruto said when his body began feeling strange
"Well looks like somebody's awake" Jiraiya thought, seeing he strange expression on his students face "Somebody have to much sake? He teased
"Real funny pervy sage" Naruto shot back "I feel weird"
Fox
"Oh great stuck inside a boy" who needs to go to hell this is it?"
Naruto
"Hey? Wait a minute" who the hell are you? He said while landing on his ass "And get the hell outta my damn head"
Fox
"I am Shima, duh, boys are so dumb"
Naruto
"Shima, yeah like I'm supposed to know that, ya wise ass. And your proof of the stupidity of a female" he said to gripe her
Fox
"Well it's not my fault your dense, and a stupid boy"
Naruto
"Shut up and get the hell out of my head you non rent paying squatting rat"
Fox
"I'm not in your head, I am in you, numb nuts., Jeez" do you even have a brain?
Naruto
"Yeah well your getting out, if I gotta kill you to do it, believe it, you PMS, ing hag"
Fox
"Keep dreaming Nafruito" Shima wise cracked
Naruto
"Shut up, hema the he bitch" he said calling her that to piss her off, and it worked
"Naruto? Jiraiya called
"Yeah what pervy sage?
"I see you've met Shima"
"Pervy sage who the hell is this Shima? Why is she as she claims inside me? Which I don't believe" and what the hell's going on?
"Naruto it's a long story, lets take a rest and I'll tell you everything" Juraiya told him the whole story
"Oh great so you mean I'm stuck with this wise ass, pain in the ass, annoying, nine tailed fox pest, spec fucking tacular"
"Naruto language, and I'm not done yet"
"What do you mean your not done yet? Pervy sage I want that damn she pain outta me now"
"Your not the only one, there is another" Jiraiya said
"What? Oh you gotta be kidding me? Another guy like me? Poor bastard"
"No she, and her fox is male" Jiraiya told him
"Ah hahaha, a girl, w, with a male fox in inside of her" Naruto got out between laughs
"Oh man talk about conflict, wait till he experiences PMS for the first time"
"Naruto you are a sick puppy" Jiraiya commented "Her fox has also awoken from it's dormant state" Jiraiya said, then told him all about Kagome
"Say pervy sage who's training her? Jiraiya told him "Holy crap"
"And Naruto you and Shima can communicate with, and talk to each other through your minds, and others will be not able to hear your conversations"
"Awesome" Naruto replied
A few months later Kagome, and Tsunade were relaxing, and eating after an intense training session. Kagome was an exemplary student, she suddenly felt a rush of heat, and could swear she felt flames for a flash second, and then heard something but it was inside her head
Tsunade watched knowing what was going on "What the hell? Kagome exclaimed
"Looks like somebody's awake" Tsunade thought
Fox
"Oh man" what the hell? I'm in a female body, can't be I'm hallucinating"
Kagome
"What the hell? Who are you? And why are you in my head"
Fox
"I am Ryo, and I am not just in your head, I'm in your body"
Kagome
"Are you kidding me?
Fox
"No I assure you that I am not, I guess you could say we're stuck with each other" Ryo joked
Kagome
"Awww you poor kid" Kagome teased
Fox
"I can think of far worse things"
Kagome
"Man that means when I'm naked and look in the mirror you'll see all, oh crap, why would the kami's put a mans spirit inside a woman?
Fox
"I'll close my eyes, and first I am not the spirit of a man, second the kami's didn't do this, and third I am a nine tailed fox demon"
Kagome
"Whaaaaat? Gulp, oh no" but I don't understand how is it possible? I'm a miko, with miko powers, you're a demon"
"Kagome? You've met Ryo I presume? Tsunade said
"Ah, yeah guess I did" What's going on, and why are we sharing a body?"
"Don't go anywhere this is gonna take a while" Tsunade said, then proceeded to tell Kagome the whole thing "There is also another like you, Naruto Uzumaki, only his fox is female"
"Whoa" Kagome exclaimed
"Yup he's a real joker, trickster, notorious wise ass, and all around holy terror, and is hot headed, but Naruto also has a heart of gold" Tsunade explained "His fox's name is Shima"
Ryo
"Whaaat? Oh man he is so screwed, hehehe. Poor bastard"
Kagome
"What do you mean?
Ryo
"This Naruto's a wise ass, joker, holy terror, and hot headed, so is Shima, I know Shima all to well. If they do not kill or drive each other insane, or both it will be a miracle"
Kagome told Tsunade what was said "Ha, ha, ha, then they're a perfect match. I'd pay to see that battle" Tsunade replied while laughing "Oh and Kagome you and Ryo can talk through your minds, and others won't hear you
"Whoa, cool love it"
"You don't have to worry, Ryo is more laid back" Tsunade told her
"Poor thing trapped inside a girl" Kagome joked "But he doesn't seem to mind"
"Ryo is a true lover of the female species" Tsunade replied with a smirk
Pervy sage's worst nightmare, not ramen again, and worms for one
"Quit nagging kid" Jiraiya said
Tired from training "Aw come on pervy sage I'm tired and, and hungry" can't I go get some ramen? Please? Naruto pleaded "Pretty please? With hot sexy naked girls on top" he ragged and batted his eyes
"You are a sick pup, oh alright kid you've been good, and trained hard" said Jiraiya
"Thanks pervy sage"
"Maybe I'll come to, I can do some research while I'm in town"
"Yeah right more like stalking, peeping at, and spying on, poor unsuspecting women, and explorations in the practices of perversion" Naruto ragged
"What? I love the ladies. And many times they love me" Jiraiya answered "I'll have you know my research is vital, and legitimate, I am writing a book you know"
"Oh yeah then lets see some of what you've been working on" Said Naruto "Come on don't hide it I am absolutely dying of curiosity"
"Well I forgot to bring it with me"
"You mean more like forgot to write it period" Naruto needled "Hey pervy sage don't your cheeks hurt?
"My cheeks hurt, from what? What are you talking about?
"You know from getting slapped so much by mad victimized females. Hehehe" Naruto ragged
"Narutooooo" he yelled, and Naruto got the chase he wanted
They headed toward town, on their way there Jiraiya excused himself, after making the excuse that he needed to go pee, he walked away and headed into the woods. He stopped near the river, hid behind bushes and plants, and began watching the women that were bathing. Naruto followed him and waited, Jiraiya was so occupied peeping he let his guard down, Naruto snuck up behind him
"Hey ladies? Peeping tom in the bushes" Naruto said loudly "Pervy sage alert"
And at the same time Naruto shoved Jiraiya, Jiraiya went flying forward on his face landing at the feet of his female victims, who quickly began glaring daggers at the very nervous, wide eyed toad sage. Before Jiraiya could get up and make his escape he was surrounded by 7 furious females, who swiftly pounced on, trounced him, stripped then threw him into the water, while one of the others tied his clothes in knots then threw them in the water
"Naruto Slaezymaki, you will pay for this" Jiraiya promised
"Such kind loving words, have fun pervy sage" Naruto teased then ran like hell to town
During his run towards town, and his anticipation of ramen, Naruto's mouth was watering at the thoughts of it, however there was another who was not so happy about it, and was about to make it known
"Oh boy ramen, I can hardly wait" Naruto thought
Fox
"Not ramen again. Fucking sucking ramen" she wisecracked
Naruto
"What are you whining about? When you start paying rent then you can bitch" he ragged
Fox
"Ramen, ramen, ramen" do you ever eat anything else, like some meat, and vegetable's?
Naruto
"I eat what I like, so tooooo bad get used to it, I didn't ask to be stuck with a hag killjoy fox, with a crap attitude"
Fox
"Do you think I asked for, or enjoy being stuck inside an annoying immature, whiny brat like you? And a male one at that" why me?
Naruto
"Oh yeah well if you think being stuck with you, a bitchy female having PMS 24 7 fox, with a freakin attitude problem is any fun, then you got another think coming, being stuck with you ain't no picnic either, believe it"
Fox
"Miserable useless human"
Naruto
"Mangy should be a fur floor rug fox, hehehe"
Fox
"There, consider this my gift to you" Shima said while making his body hot with her powers
Naruto
What the hell? I otta skin you, then make gloves out of you"
Fox
"Ooo I think somebody needs a girlfriend, then he wouldn't be so frustrated" What is your hand getting tired, to much stroking the log, hmmm?
Naruto
"Dry rusty hole, hah? Ooo and I think somebody needs a boyfriend" Naruto mocked "But you can forget it cause I like girls, so it ain't happening"
Fox
"Fine oh bitchy one, find me a suitable female then I will gladly leave"
Naruto
"Hah, like there's any dumb enough"
Fox
"Awww I think somebody loves me, even though he'll never admit it"
Naruto
"Eeew as if"
Fox
"Smooches, love you to, see ya later butt munch" it said and was gone
Naruto
"Hey wait a minute, you get back here and fight like a man, ah forget it"
Jiraiya finally made it to town, and he was looking for Naruto, his mind filled with wicked revenge scenarios. Naruto had just finished his third bowl of ramen, in a flash Jiraiya had a bucket of huge fat worms down the back of Naruto's pants, Naruto jumped up off of his seat, squirming, and at the same time
"Eeeeeeeee" what the hell is this shit? Naruto screamed
Then looked he saw the worms that were now crawling all over his private parts, then looked and saw Jiraiya standing there grinning looking like the cat that ate the canary. Naruto then with murder in his eyes glared daggers at Jiraiya
"Whaaat? Jiraiya said in an angelic voice
"Jiraiyaaaaaaa" Naruto screamed
"Oh crap he never calls me by my name" Jiraiys thought "Is there a problem?
"Pervy sage I'm gonna kill you" like a child Jiraiya stuck his tongue out and ran "Get back here you sissy, and die like a man, you wuss"
"Catch me if you can" Jiraiya taunted
That afternoon Naruto waited for Jiraiya to go into town, Knowing that Jiraiya would go into his favorite bar, and hang out with the women there. Naruto followed him and patiently waited, Jiraiya was sitting in the middle of the room with a group of beautiful women, and quite enjoying himself, Naruto casually walked in, then did his sexy jutso turning into a woman
"Ahhhhhh" Jiraiya screamed and jumped up "Eeew Naruto how many times have I told you to stop doing that, it's really sick
"Ooo what's the matter big boy don't you have any lovin for me? Would you really turn a girl in need away? Naruto said sexily in a girly voice "You didn't complain when you grabbed my ass earlier"
"No but I will pound a boy in need of discipline" Jiraiya replied "How do you want to die fast or slow, cause I can go either way myself, both if you like"
"Both ways" hah? Aw pervy sagey wagey don't be that way" Naruto taunted in a girlish voice
"Kid your about to die" Jiraiya said, and Naruto ran
"Ooooo I feel the love" Naruto ragged while being chased "Spank me daddy, spank me"
Ryo's dread, the visit from hell, miko fox and sake
Unlike Naruto and his fox Kagome and her fox peacefully co existed, were buddies, and got along really well. But then one day when that particular thing started for the first time then neither was very happy, a damnable cursed day also known as hells visit
Kagome
"Gods it's times like this I wish I were male. Maybe I could get a sex change operation" she joked
Fox
"Oh why me? Now I know how females in labor feel" what the hell is this pain? I'm gonna die, just kill me now and end my misery"
Kagome
"Period, I just started my first period, foxy kill me now" pretty please?
Fox
"Ohhhhh we are so screwed" how can so called mother nature be such a cruel bitch?
Kagome
"Sorry dude, Ah fuck" Kagome said while another cramp hit hard "We need booze and reefer, yeah lots of reefer"
Fox
"Please somebody kill me now"
Kagome
"Aw don't say that, I agree it is unfair that you suffer these damnable female miseries with me. You've been a good kid" she teased "So tell you what" what's say we go have some sake? Forget about, and escape this hell we're in"
Fox
"You mean it? You'd really do that for me? Oh you're my bestest friend"
Kagome
"Hell yeah" and you know what else? My roommate, and best friend"
Fox
"What?
Kagome
"We're gonna be doing this every month"
Fox
"Yay, I wuv you to pieces" It teased
Kagome
"A drinking we will go, a drinking we will go we'll soon be so drunk no pain will we know" She teasingly sang
Kagome headed to the restaurant, she was well known there by the owner and staff, she happily anticipating drinking herself into happy land, and escaping from the hell of her monthly visitor. She sat for a while taking her time enjoying her sake, and soon she was to happy to remember what the hell had made her so miserable in the first place. Jiraiya who had come to the village to see Tsunade, walked in saw her and looked with a knowing grin
Fox
"Weeeee" wait how many nails, oh yeah I mean tails do I have?" let me see, damn I forgot, 7 1 5 3 2, damn it, okay lets try this again 8 2 4 1, crap I can't remember, that's wrong I think, ah screw it" how many snails, I mean tails do I have? Ryo said with slurred speech
Kagome
"Aw my wittle foxy woxy is happy" she teased "You have 9 tails handsome"
Fox
"Oh, oh yeah 9" who w, would have thunk it" he joked with slurred speach
Kagome
"There once was a fox with curly red lox, he is so pretty and he's my best buddy. Hehehe Kagy happy now"
Fox
"Your eight sheets to the wind"
Kagome
"And your not, mister drunk as a skunk" she teased
Fox
"Happy crappy birthday to me, happy crappy birthday to me, I love sake, hallelujah I'm free, and just a little tipsy" Ryo sang
Jiraiya walked over to Kagome "Hello Kagome, I'm Jiraiya"
"Oh yeah, Tsunade mentioned you to me a couple times, ice, I mean nice to meet you" she drunkenly replied
"So how are things going between you and Ryo? Jiraiya asked
"Great, except the poor thing's really drunk right now, he's a good womb mate" get it? She said and gently poked Jiraiya in the ribs with her elbow "I mean roommate, hehehe"
"Ah ha I think your also drunk as well" Jiraiya said
"Aw Jiraiya sensei you say the nicest things, hehehehehe" Kagome teased and laughed
"Okay so why have you gotten yourself so drunk? He asked
"Shhhh, it's a seekwet, I mean secret, girl stuff, can't tell ya, I'm sworn to secrecy by the girls union. If I tell you then I'd have to kill you. Ryo's the only male allowed to have such secret knowledge cause he's speckle, ah special"
"Ah ha? That little monthly visitor? Jiraiya said grinning
"Damn it" who told you? She asked with false fury "They let the secret out, you can't tell anybody you know if word got out they'll execute me"
"Oh I am very well acquainted with female functions" he said grinning at her wide eyed surprised look "I won't tell a soul, promise, now lets get you home"
'Hey sensei can I go out and play? Kagome drunkenly joked "Want a drinky poo?
Although Kagome could walk Jiraiya picked her up, put her over his shoulder, and carried her back to the village . And on the way there without intending to Kagome showed Jiraiya her vocal talents
"Well I'm drunk as a skunk and I'm locked in the trunk of my car, and I ain't gonna try to escape cause I know I won't get to far. Happy anniversary I'm so happy" Kagome playfully sang
At the village "Jiraiya what's this? you come bearing gifts" Tsunade joked
"Maybe next time, but right now I'm returning something"
"Oh really like what? I don't recall you borrowing anything" she teased
Juriaya turned around so that Kagome was facing Tsunade "Hi boss lady" what's up? Like my new car? He's a new model called the toad sage 5000. He come's with his own heating system to, hehehe" Kagome said "Want a ride?
"Hm" Kag's let me guess, you took you and Ryo out for a little drink? Tsunade said
"Sure why not? he's a good boy, and a great fweeking, I mean freaking drinking buddy"
Juraiya set Kagome down onto one of the chairs. He and Tsunade were discussing, and making plans for the big upcoming tournament, all the different groups from the other villages would be meeting there, there would be various matches, competitions, training, and a meeting that would make history
"This is going to be fun" if you know what I mean? Tsunade said
"Yes and I can hardly wait" Juraiya replied
First meeting, fun and games, getting to know you, and a kiss to remember
Kagome, Juraiya, and Tsunade arrived at the hidden leaf village, all the groups from the other villages would be attending school there till the tournament began. The groups were already gathered, Tsunade entered the classroom first, and she was soon greeted with a familiar greeting
"Grandma Tsunade" Naruto said
"How do you wanna die? will you stop calling me that? Weasel boy" she ragged
Then Jiraiya walked over to where Tsunade was "Pervy sage? What are you doing here?
"Narutooo" how many times have I told you to stop calling me that? Jiraiya scolded
"I will when you stop being pervy, pervy sage" snickers echoed throughout the classroom
Kakashi signaled Kagome to come to the front of the class, she did "Class this is Kagome Higurashi"
"Gulp, wow" Naruto exclaimed as he looked at her, then swallowed hard "Wow"
Kagome, and Naruto locked eyes, then suddenly felt hot, they did not know why but their foxes were heating up. Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tsunade noticed it, and also saw their suddenly reddish aura's, and the three glanced at each other with knowing looks
"Hi Kagome I'm Naruto, you can sit with me if you want"
"She can sit with me" other boys in the class offered
"Oh no you don't, you bunch of vultures, I offered first, so that means I get first dibs" Naruto informed them
"Get bent" was their reply
"And let the competition begin" Kakashi whispered to Tsunade, and Jiraiya
"Somehow I think Naruto has already won the war, before the battle even started" Juraiya commented as Kagome took a seat next to Naruto
"Hey there brown eyes" Naruto greeted
"Hey blue eyes" Kagome answered
Yes and Naruto sat wearing the biggest I won the best prize of all smile, and Kagome was smiling brightly right back at him "Ooooo Naruto's in love" Sasuke teased while playfully smacking Naruto upside the head, the other's made kissing sounds
"Oh like you are with Sakura, hehehe" Naruto teased and laughed, then made kissing noises "When's the wedding?
"When's the funeral? As in yours? Sasuke replied
Foxes mind speak
Ryo
"Well Shima nice to see you again" are you being a good girl?
Shima
"And I am very happy to see you again as well" aren't I always a good girl? So tell me what's it like being inside a female?
Ryo
"She's a gracious host, treats me kindly, we get along very well. And she is my buddy"
Shima
"Lucky bastard, mine's an obnoxious, egotistical, annoying brat. Who is badly in need of a good paddling"
Ryo
"Yes but from what I hear you two are well matched"
Shima
"Yeah if you call being a pain in the ass matched"
Ryo
"hehehe" Ryo laughed "I think he's going to be to occupied to bother with much of anything else"
Shima
"Yes I see what you mean"
"Have you told Kagome about the fox switch? Jiraiya asked Tsunade
"No" did you tell Naruto?
"Nope, Tsunade some mysteries are best left to be discovered" Jiraiya replied
"You two are devious, sneaky, secretive, and sooo evil, I love it" Kakashi commented
"Thank you" they replied
"Now children lets wait for the fun to start" Jiraiya joked
During practice, martial arts, and hand to hand combat, training Naruto thoroughly enjoyed getting Kagome in different positions. And sweet little Kagome equally enjoyed putting Naruto in a choke hold, he'd never admit it but he secretly loved it, any excuse to have contact with the object of his affections was fine with him
"Give him a noogie, give him a noogie" The other students cheered on
"Gee thanks you bunch of finks" Naruto responded
"Youuur welcome" they unanimously said
"Kagome, and Naruto sitting in a tree k- i- s -s- i- n -g, first comes loves then comes marriage, then comes Kagome pushing Naruto in a baby carriage, oh he looks so cute wearing only his birthday suit" Shikamaru razzed
"I'm gonna kill you, believe it" Naruto yelled
"Coochy coo" Neji teased "Aw what a pretty baby. Goo, goo, ga, ga"
"Alright children less play, and more training" Jiraiya said with a grin
"Awww, yesss sensei" they answered in unison
With Kagome around Naruto was unusually quiet, subdued, and happy "So what's your fox like? Naruto asked Kagome
"He's a real sweetheart, relaxed, calm, and content" what's yours like? She asked
"She's a real uptight pain in the ass" Naruto replied "Hey Kagome want to get something to eat?
"Sure"
Foxes
Shima
"Gods if it's ramen again I am going to find a way out of here and kill him"
Ryo
"Aw Shima ramen's good for you, it'll keep your fur nice and shiny, and your pelt strong" he teased
Shima
"Shut it Ryo"
Naruto took Kagome to The Jade Dragon, his favorite restaurant, turns out they both loved barbecued spareribs, rice, and vegetables,. So they had the combo platter where you get all this and more, what they had forgotten is that they were not the only ones at this feast
Foxes
Shima
"Yaaaaay, finally something besides freaking ramen" she said and did a fox happy dance "I hope your Kagome stays around, she really has a civilizing effect on Naruto"
Ryo
"God I'm in heaven, ah this is better then sex, well maybe not better then sex, but definitely a runner up"
Shima
"Lecherous, horny bastard" she teased
Ryo
"Hah, look who's talking sex fiend wench. I'm a virgin compared to you"
"So Kagome how do you like the food? Naruto asked
"Oh my god I love it, I think I died and went to heaven"
"Thought you would, this place has the best food in the whole village, maybe in all Japan" proud smiling Naruto replied
The two locked eyes "Um, you know Naruto I was thinking if you like the idea, maybe we could hang out"
"Like it, I love it, hey we can eat lunch together at school, if you want" Naruto added
"Naruto I really like you"
"I like you to" Kagome?
"Yes?
"Do you have a boyfriend?
"No, maybe some day" she answered with a look of longing "God he's so hot, and those eyes it's like looking into an ocean. Bet he's got a sexy little body to"
"Gotta do it" Naruto thought, then moved over close to Kagome, yawned, stretched his arm, then casually slipped it around her shoulders
"Ah yes he's using the classic yawn and stretch" Kagome thought "Thanks I was kind of cool" she teased
"I, is it alright? I can move if you want" Naruto said nervously
"Don't you dare" she said then put her head on his shoulder, then snaked her arms around his lean waist, so Naruto put his arms around her "Hm this is nice" she cooed
Naruto looked deep into her eyes with a soul piercing gaze, Kagome could swear she felt all the way to her very core. Kagome was so lost in Naruto's eyes, that at first she didn't notice him leaning in, till she felt his lips on hers, the second contact was made both felt a surge of heat shoot through them, at first the kiss was chaste but soon became one filled with fiery passion, and want
The restaurant owner, staff, and customers all looked on approvingly, with admiration, the owner, his family, the staff, and some of the customers knew Naruto and were pleased to see him so happy. Not having his parents growing up he had been a somewhat lonely kid,. Kagome reached up with one hand and gently laid on the side of Naruto's face, and kissed him back, he felt a jolt when he felt her tongue in his mouth
Both were fevered, and for a few fleeting seconds could have sworn that they had felt like they where surrounded by flames, but ignored it. After a half hour of kissing each other senseless the two broke for air "Wow Kagome I never experienced a kiss like that before in my life, I've had a kiss before but nothing like this" Naruto said
"Same here, that was amazing, I don't know about you but I could have sworn for a few seconds I felt surrounded by flames" she stated
"Me to" Naruto answered "Our foxes, I completely forgot about them"
"You don't suppose?
"That they like each other" he responded
"It is possible, yours is female, mines male" Kagome added
"Hehehehehe, that'd be so cool" Naruto said and laughed "Mine needs a boyfriend"
Foxes
Shima
"Don't you dare say a word"
Ryo
"Who me? I am an innocent male"
Shima
"I know that look"
Ryo
"Rape" he ragged
Shima
"If I ever get out of here I will bite you so hard you will weep then beg for mercy"
Ryo
"I knew you were kinky, bite me baby, bite me" he teased
Naruto held Kagome's hand while he walked her back to the village, when they got to her place they stopped, Naruto cupped her face in his hands and kissed her "Thank you and goodnight Kagome, I will see you tomorrow"
"Thank you Sexyruto"
"I like it Hottygome, but don't' use my new nick name in front of the others yet" he said
"Deal, and I like mine to"
"Wanna go out with me tomorrow? Naruto asked
"You know I do" she teased
"Kagome I want to ask you something"
"Okay, me first" She said, Naruto had butterflies doing back flips in his stomach "Naruto, um" will? She stammed slightly "Naruto will you be my boyfriend?
"Alright" he said excitedly "I'm your boyfriend, believe it" then picked Kagome up kissed, and spun her around, when they unlocked lips "I was just about to ask you to be my girlfriend, you beat me to it"
"Uh oh, sorry, hope I didn't ruin it for you" Kagome replied
"Don't be, and you didn't ruin a thing, having a girl make the first move is totally cool" he told her
"Wow I love your eyes they reminded me of the ocean" Kagome complemented
"And yours are like chocolate, and long black hair my favorites"
"Thank you" moon eyed Kagome said, they hugged and kissed then said goodnight
Lip balm, breath spray, teasing, and Naruto's twisted revenge
The next morning just out side the school grounds Jiraiya was standing there "Good morning pervy sage" Naruto greeted as he and Kagome neared
"Naruto, I have a name it's Jiraiya" why me?
"Chill out pervy sage" Naruto teased
"Good morning Jiraiya sensei" Kagome said
"Good morning Kagome" Jiraiya said "You see Naruta that's how you do it, she used my name, you could take lessons from her" Jiraiya wisecracked
"Oooooh" Naruto fumed at his new nick name, then started to walk away
"Naruto a word"
"Yeah like what? You old goat" then stopped
"Now don't be like that, I've got something for you" Jiraiya said
"What a perverts instruction manual? Hehehe" Naruto answered and laughed
"Here wise guy, and I have something for Kagome to" Jiraiya said then handed them the items
Kagome, and Naruto looked Jiraiya had given them each a tube of lip balm and breath spray "Jerkraiya" what the hell? Naruto said making fun of his name
"I saw you two last night and thought you could use this, you know the ladies love soft lips, and fresh breath" Jiraiya said, Kagome was laughing so hard she nearly peed her pants
"Kiss my a" Naruto started to say
"Now, now, now Ruto be nice when someone gives you gifts" Jiraiya taunted
"Jir, Jirai, Jiraiya sensei I love you, this is hilarious" Kagome said
"Ooooooo, miserable old goat" Naruto fumed fists clenched at his sides "Gifts ha, I'll give ya gifts, hehehe" Naruto thought and smiled evilly internally
After morning training was done, it was just before lunchtime, which gave Naruto time to do what he had been planning all day. It was now time for lunch Kakshi, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Sarutobi, and all the other trainers were sitting together. A young man entered with a picnic basket in hand, with a white linen cloth covering the contents in the center of it
"Why do I get the feeling that the shit is about to hit the fan? Kakashi whispered to Tsunade
"Yes and it has Naruto written all over it" Tsunade replied "Any time now boom"
"Good afternoon "could you direct me to Jiraiya? the delivery man asked
"Yes I am Jiraiya"
"This is for you sir" the young man said
'Thank you"
"What do you suppose it is Jiraiya" asked Kakashi
"A gift from one of my ladies, a basket filled with a banquet, there's a lot here, to much for one person, we can share it" Jiraiya offered
"Okay, thanks" they said in unison, seeing the small card tied to the handle of the basket, Jiraiya untied, then proceeded to read it
My dearest handsome Jiraiya this is to show you my thanks, and gratitude, and to let you know that I think of you. I made the same meal we shared that unforgettable, beautiful, fiery night, when you taste it you'll remember who I am
Yours always
Miss Mysterious
"Jiraiya you old dog you" Kakashi teased
"This dog may be old but he's got more bite then bark"
Jiraiya was greatly anticipating delicious home cooked food, he eagerly removed the linen cloth from the basket, looked, his eyes immediately widened, he gulped, and his face flushed white with shock. Inside he saw a huge mound of condoms in every color there was, some were ribbed, had bumps, others glowed in the dark, and a few had small feathers on them, the feathered ones he'd never seen before, there were flavored ones to
But that was not the only surprise, upon further inspection he found something that was partly sticking out from under the condoms on the top. Jiraiya moved a few aside and when he saw what it was he gasped in shock, while horror covered his face. Sitting there was a huge long rubber penis, and there was a note on the middle that read, to keep you company on those cold winter nights
"Narutooooooo" Jiraiya screamed
"Bon appetite pervy sage" Naruto taunted and ran as Jiraiya leapt over the table in pursuit
"And be gentle with the other thing he's delicate"
"Get back here you slimy little weasel, your not gonna live long enough to see 21" Jiraiya promised
Fox
Shima
"Go left, go left, he's closing in on us and will get you if you don't. Ooo this is fun, we do fun stuff like this more often"
Naruto
"Hey for once we agree on something"
Shima
"What can I say? foxes love fun, and pranks, it's our specialty"
Naruto
"You know having you around isn't so bad after all"
Shima
"Gee thanks partner in crime"
Tsunade and the other trainers were rolling in fits of laughter, while the students took bets on who was going to win. Giggling Kagome walked over to Tsunade "Tell me do they always do things like that?
"Kagome we've known Naruto since he was twelve, Naruto's 18 now, Jiraiya's 45, and their still at it, I swear when their ninety they'll still be at it"
"Life will never be boring with those two" Kagome replied
During the three weeks they were together, Naruto, and Kagome had become inseparable, and very serious about each other. Naruto had a romantic late day picnic planned for Kagome and himself, he had a basket of home cooked food packed, and a blanket. He was going to take her to his secret hide out in a part of the woods where no one really went
Later that afternoon after he bathed and groomed, Naruto went and got Kagome then took her to his secret place for their picnic. He laid the blanket on the ground, he was surprised to see Kagome pull out a light weight blue comforter that she had tightly rolled up in a bag she had brought with her, he smiled
"Incase we get cold" she said with a smile
"Thanks, I'm glad you thought of it" Naruto said "Oh I can think of a mutually fun way to keep warm" he thought
Fox Shima
"Horny perverted little bastard, somebody wants to get busy and get some booty. Get your freak on" she ragged
Naruto
"Ah shut up, I'm gonna tie you to a stick and use you as a dust mop"
Ryo
"Oh leave the boy alone"
Shima
"Ah bite me fox boy"
"Ryo
"Hehehe" he laughed, then snapped his jaws
Shima
"Do and you die"
They sat on the blanket and ate dinner, Naruto had cooked chicken, rice, vegetables, and brought fruit for desert. After they ate Naruto started to slowly feed Kagome strawberries, she did the same to him, there was one last fat one left he started feeding it to her, at the same time she was finishing the last bite he started kissing her neck, he felt heated blood rush throughout his body setting it on fire
"Naruto" she moaned
"Kagome" he whispered against her neck, his hot breath grazing her heated skin
Though they never could before, now like dogs they could scent each other "You smell so good, that feels good" Kagome commented while his lips continued their assault on her neck
"You smell and taste good" he replied
Lemons start
He took her lips hard and fast with his, their animal instincts taking over, he was losing all self control fast, so was she. Kagome slipped her hands under his shirt, loving the feel of his muscular body, as her hands explored it. Naruto was on fire, he slipped his hands under her top, and let his hands wander upward, when he got to her breasts he nearly lost his mind when he found her braless
"C cups, yes" he mentally shouted
"Ah his hands feel so good" she thought
Naruto gently cupped her breasts in his loving hands, he hiked her shirt up, broke their kiss, then gently sucked on them like a hungry pup, Kagome slid one hand down and fondled his hardened manhood through his pants, and discovered he was very well endowed, he was wearing pull on pants, so she reached down inside and got a really good feel, he groaned
He pulled her shirt over her head, and removed it, seeing her opportunity Kagome repeated his actions on him "You are so hot" she complimented "And so good with your hands. You must've done this before"
"And your so sexy, you are making me insane" he replied "But I've never gone beyond a kiss with a girl before you. Must be the foxes instincts"
She looked him in the eyes with an intensity he'd never seen in a woman's eyes before "I love you Naruto"
"Me to, I think almost from the first day I met you" he said
On their knees in front of each other he took her skirt and panties off with one gentle pull. Kagome gently pushed him down onto his back, then kissed her way down to his waist, and slowly slid his pants underwear and all off at the same time. Like a cat she licked his thighs, then teasingly licked his length up and down, then licked her way up to his chest and sucked his nipples, causing him to arch his back
"Damn she's good" he thought
She then perched above him and kissed him hungrily he put his tongue in her mouth, and pulled her down, then gently felt her ass. She thrust her hips into his, his long thick length twitched with anticipation, without breaking their now savage kiss he turned them over until he was on top, Kagome's legs went around the backs of his
The second he entered her and began thrusting in and out an overwhelming almost unbearable surge of intense pleasure the two had never experienced before shot through them. At the same time both felt strange, an ethereal glow surrounded them, a power surge rushed through their bodies, and a fiery heat engulfed them. The lovers were on pleasure overload
And at that exact moment while their powers swirled around them and merged that's when their foxes floated up and out of they're bodies, and hovered above them still locked in they're own intimate connection, turned in a circular motion and switched bodies, Ryo went into Naruto, and Shima into Kagome, if anyone else had seen them, they'd also have seen Shima, and Ryo
Foxes
Ryo
"Lecherous, horny bastard, you called me earlier, now I will show you horny bastard"
Shima
"Gulp, oh crap"
Ryo
"Yes, oh crap indeed" was his reply, and he thrust hard "There is that horny bastard enough for you? He teased
Shima
"Oh shut up" are you going to talk me to death, or fuck me to death?
Ryo
"Taunting wench" he replied and pounded into furiously
Shima
"Ryooo"
Naruto, and Kagome's climaxes began, and a sudden strange urge hit them, call it instinct, they bit each other on their pulse points, on the left sides of they're necks, with their newly formed fangs, both hung on for a few seconds the taste of each others blood further fueling them on, then they released each other, Shima, and Ryo had also marked each other at the same time Naruto, and Kagome did
"Na, Narutooooo"
"Kagome" they cried out while they exploded together, but neither one was done yet "Ka, Kagome I need more"
"More, yes Naruto, harder go harder" both slightly had the appearance of foxes in their features
Kagome screamed his name as more climaxes claimed her. And Naruto was right with her, without stopping, or separating, Kagome turned them so that she was now on top, she started riding him. Looking up Naruto saw her glowing blood red eyes, and fangs, and she his
"Yes ride me" Naruto coaxed with a growl
Foxes
Shima
"Now who's showing who?
Ryo
"Ah shut up and keep riding me"
Shima
"Buckle up fox boy it's gonna be a long ride"
Kagome stopped for a few seconds, rolled her hips, and ground against him "Oh shit Kagomeeeee" and both came
"Damn Naruto I love fucking you" feeling him twitch inside her" That's it I want to feel you come again"
"Kagome harder, I, I'm going t" he gasped, and for a moment lost his ability to speak, then "Oh fuck yesss" he called out, and she was right with him
Naruto put her on her hands and Knees, mounted, and reentered her from behind, at the same time he gently kneaded her breasts. Feeling kinky he licked her back, then nipped her neck, when he felt her begin to tighten around him he sped up his pace. Kagome reached back one hand cupped and played with his balls gently rolling them around in her hand, when he began slamming hard and fast into her she let go
"Uhhh" Naruto
"Come Kagome, come for me" He said seductively, his voice inhumanly deep and husky
"Ooooo, give it to me hard, mmm yes, faster" she said then she clamped tight "Naruto ahhhhh"
"Yeees" Naruto exclaimed with his release, they never did go back to the village that night
Lemons end
The next morning when they awoke, they felt their necks where they had bitten one another, then looked at their reflections in the hot spring water, and saw the marks they'd given each other "What's this" Kagome questioned
"I think it means we're mates"
"Hey do you feel different? She asked
"Yes, Shima's gone, and there's som" he started but was cut off
"Ryo is gone" but Naruto? Shima's in me"
"Yeah and I've got Ryo" he replied "I got a boy fox, I got a boy fox, woo hoo" he said, then did a happy dance "I'm a boy again" he joked, wise ass put Kagome's hand on his rod "See all boy"
Foxes
Shima
"I got a girl, finally, yay girl power"
Ryo
"Oh mate" wanna play doctor?
Shima
"Horn dog"
Ryo
"Duh, no shit"
Lemon starts
Naruto, and Kagome climbed into the hot spring, then proceeded to wash each other with the soap she had brought with her. With a good amount of soap on his hand Naruto who was still behind Kagome after washing her back and hair, slid his hand between her legs and massaged her womanhood, had her ravenous with lust, and coming hard, Kagome reached around in back of herself took hold of and stroked his shaft up and down
"Kagome"
Naruto was so hot and hard he ached, before she could blink Naruto had Kagome held her up and against the rocks of the hot spring bank, he pounded into her relentlessly, till both were screaming their releases. Kagome wanted more and with her legs wrapped around his waist she began sliding up and down his shaft, and repeatedly took him over the edge with her
Lemon ends
Hours later the love birds returned to the village "Welcome back lord Humpruto" Jirairya ragged Naruto "And you can still walk I see"
"Pervy sage is it standing up, or laying down? If you know what I mean" Naruto wisecracked
"Hm I see you have Ryo, Kagome has Shima, and you two are mated" Jiraiya commented wearing a grin "Congratulations on the fox switch, and union"
"Wait a minute, you knew about that and you didn't tell me" Naruto said in an indignant tone
"Yes, and the fox switch can only be done while doing it" Jiraiya said and wiggled his eyebrows
"Now that he's gotten laid he should be more laid back and relaxed" Kakashi who had just arrived teased
"Oh great" what is the whole freaking school going to be today's greeting committee? Naruto griped
"Not only a good lay, but now he's got Ryo so maybe he wont be such a prank playing wiseass, and pain in the ass" Jiraiya wisecracked
When Kiba and the others saw them "Here come the bride and groom, just back from their long ass honeymoon. Her bones he was jumping now his ass is dragging from all that humping" they sang in unison
"Frustrated virgins" Naruto said to rattle their cages, then laughed
"Now, now children play nice" Jiraiya teased,
Naruto, and Kagome moved in together and were very happy. With Shima inside her Kagome was a wise ass, joker and a half, and very playful. With Ryo in him Naruto was calmer, and not so hot headed. However when provoked Naruto, and Kagome worked together to pull the wickedest pranks on the tormenter, and were nicknamed the twin terrors
