Coleiosis FanFiction Presents…

Super Sonic Squad

Season Seven, Episode One

Primetime Disaster

Plotted and written by Hudson Bezotte

Edited and approved by Cole Bezotte

My younger brother really wanted to write a chapter for this longest-running series, so I let him take charge for this one. Hope you like it.

Dear reader, prior to reading this story, watch "Late Night Wars," which is episode 42 of Sonic Boom. This can be found on YouTube.

Comedy Chimp happily sat in his recliner, ready to crack out some hysterical jokes.

"Knock Knock!" he began.

"Who's there?" his partner asked.

"The mayor!"

"The mayor who?"

"The mayor's in the news today, so he can't answer."

"Why not?"

"'Cause I killed him. Ha ha, Ha ha. Well, that's all the time I have for today folks. See you tomorrow on the Comedy Chimp Show!" Comedy Chimp left his desk in satisfaction, ready to hit the sack for the night. Suddenly, he tripped and came face to face with a sack. "Well, I didn't mean literally, but okay! SNORE!"

"ZING," his partner shouted.

"Snore! Shut-up… Snore!"

Comedy Chimp awoke to a terrifying noise! He got up and looked around, searching for the origin of the crash. Tick, Tick, Tick went the clock. He saw movement, heard whispering, then another CRASH!

"Ahhh!' he screamed. Then he realized that there was no clock. Quickly, he darted outside and covered his ears. BOOM! He looked behind him, only to find a smoldering pile of ash.

Yawning, Sonic awoke after a nice peaceful sleep. He opened the door, prepared to dart, only to have a hand placed on his face before he could run.

"Sonic! I need your help." Comedy Chimp said.

"What? With what?" Sonic replied.

"My recording studio blew up in the middle of the night!"

"I'll ask Knuckles to help rebuild it. He recently took up woodworking, something about impressing the ladies." Sonic sped to Knuckles' bed, only to find him gone. "Knux? Where are you?" Sonic called. Suddenly, Knuckles walked up to Sonic, smiling.

"Gah! Where have you been?" Sonic exclaimed.

"Oh I've just been on a walk, chopping down some trees." He replied.

"Well, Comedy Chimp's studio blew up and he needs you to build a new one."

"Well… I can't! I'm busy building a microscope that can zoom in farther than any other!"

"Fine. I'll build it myself." Sonic walked away, wondering how he was going to build the studio. Finally, he decided to ask for Eggman's help.

Sonic approached Eggman's lair carefully, trying his best to avoid his defense system. He walked up to the door, and knocked. Quickly, the doors retracted into the wall. Sonic cautiously stepped down the hallway, expecting the worst. Suddenly, Eggman appeared out of nowhere.

"What the…!" Sonic exclaimed.

"Greetings, Sonic! How do you do?" Eggman questioned.

"Can it, egghead. I need your help."

"What is it?"

"I need you to help me rebuild Comedy Chimp's studio."

"And what do I get in return?"

"Uh... Tails help with the hole in the lair's defense systems."

"Fair enough. We begin with the base…"

Sonic and Eggman began building. They started with the foundation, where Sonic put down sand, but Eggman stopped him and used cement-bot to make a slab base. After Sonic took five showers to get cement off of him that Eggman spilled, they moved on to the frame.

After long, hard hours of work for Build Bot, the building was finally finished. And it was bigger and better than before. Sonic raced back home to tell Comedy Chimp about the good news. But when he arrived, Comedy Chimp was gone! He called the team together for a search.

"Comedy Chimp has gone missing! Amy, you check the shopping area of the village. Tails, you search Meh Burger. Sticks, you search the woods. And Knux, you search the houses. I'll search the main library." Sonic instructed over the comlink.

"I can't I'm busy!" Knuckles protested.

"With what?" Sonic demanded.

"A surprise!"

"A surprise?"

"A surprise!"

"A surprise?"

"I already told you! A surprise!"

"A surprise?"

Static. Knuckles hung up.

Suddenly, Sonic got a call from Comedy Chimp.

"Sonic! Are you there?" he said.

"Yeah I'm here. But where are you?"

"*STATIC* captured me! He plans to take over the show! He said something about *STATIC* He's gone *STATIC* Please help! He's holding me at the *STATIC*"

"Where is who holding you?"

"The *STATIC*!"

"I'll be on my way!"

Sonic sped to where the capturer would most likely be: the studio.

At the studio, the lights were off. There was eerie silence for a while, then a scream. It was Comedy Chimps scream! Sonic sped to the origin of the scream, only to find a recorder. Suddenly, everything went black.

Sonic awoke to cheering. His head ached and his eyes where sore. He could barely move, much less run. He looked around. He saw a desk, some lounge chairs, a fake background, cameras, and a huge crowd. It was the new studio stage. But then he realized who was walking out of the curtain and towards the desk.

It was Comedy Chimp.

Sonic gasped in horror! Why did Comedy Chimp capture him? He looked around him and was about to walk towards the desk but suddenly realized he wasn't making any progress. He felt around him only to feel more invisible walls. He pushed and pushed, but couldn't get out. He felt drowsy, head spinning. They stage disappeared and the crowd, desk, and curtain were all gone. He realized that everything was merely a projection in a tiny closet.

The door opened and a bright light blinded Sonic momentarily. As his eyes adjusted, he heard a voice.

"Stupid projector… never works right!" the voice said.

The projector rolled away and a TV replaced it. The TV presented the Comedy Chimp show, but instead of Comedy Chimp sitting at the desk, it was Knuckles! He sat proudly with the dented trash can on his head. But something caught Sonic's eye: a blinking light was in his ear. He turned off the TV and sped towards Eggman's lair.

At the lair, Sonic entered and found Eggman in his ridiculous pink pajamas. He yawned.

"What a pleasant surprise Sonic!" he announced.

"What have you done to Knuckles?" Sonic demanded.

"What do you mean?"

"Don't play dumb, egghead! I saw the earpiece in Knuckles' ear! You're controlling him!"

"I'm not responsible for the mind control! You can have Tails investigate all my technology and he will find no mind-control tech."

"Fine." Sonic walked away, still dissatisfied. Suddenly, at metal machine came flying down from the sky. Its round eye stared into Sonic's. A blue circle glowed in its chest. Lasers rested at its arms.

"EVERYONE MUST BE UPGRADED!" it spoke.

"Wha?!" Sonic screamed.

Then, out of nowhere, it was covered in electrical charges and fell over. Tails stood behind it, holding a high-tech weapon.

"That's the last of 'em," he said.

"What was that?" Sonic asked.

"Better not tell you."

"Fine with me. What about Knucks? Is he alright?"

"Yeah. I just need to recalibrate the control mechanism. It shouldn't take too long though."

The two worked on getting Knuckles back to normal. Finally, after removing the final hinge of the control system, Knuckles was back to feeling like himself.

"What happened?" he questioned.

"A bad dream…." Tails quickly stated.

"Now, what happened to Comedy Chimp?" Sonic interrupted.

"I rescued him from Knuckles who was under the control of that robot. For some reason, the robot wanted to take over TV. It must've had a malfunction."

"Well, I guess that's taken care of." Sonic finished.

In the end, Comedy Chimp got a new studio, the robot was defeated, and all was well in the village. Suddenly, a cry came from the distance.

"My baby!" shouted the female walrus. "Again… Somebody save my baby…again…" Sonic sped through the streets and caught the baby before it fell.

THE END