I'm here! This is my first KFP/TMNT crossover. So for all KFP and TMNT fans, this is for you! Hope ya'll like it!


Kung Fu Ninja Turtles

by: Terrell James

Chapter 1: Journey to China

One simple afternoon in China, in the Jade Palace, Po was doing some sit-ups and he was not at all too cool about it. There was sweat coming out of his fur and Shifu trained him to do 100 push-ups and he only got to 12 pushups. He laid flat on his stomach on the ground, looking exhausted.

"Do more, panda." Shifu said, sternly.

Po panted heavily and said, "Are you kidding me? Why would you make me do 100 pushups?"

"Keeps the muscles and blood flowing."

"I don't think none of these are flowing. I mean, look at me. I'm as huge as this palace."

"It's not that bad, panda. You've done 12. You only need....88 more to go."

"88?" he cried.

"You got a problem with that, Master Po?"

Po could see that Shifu means business with pushups. He sighed heavily and said, "No, master."

"Good. Continue."

Po eventually surrendered to do more pushups and he keeps doing them. Then, he said, "Count them."

He does some pushups and started counting how many push-ups he's doing. In his mind, he's thinking that theere is no way he can do more push-ups, but he was able to get this over with for once.

Then, Shifu stands next to him and sees him struggling a little and tells Po, "Keep going. Don't stop now."

Po was starting to sweat and he felt that his body could not take any more of push-ups and asked, "Can I stop now?"

"No! Continue!"

While Po tried his best to do some push-ups, Musaki and Zeke walked out of the bunkhouse and saw Po looking like a sweat mess. They looked at each other and Musaki asked, "What's up with Po?"

"I'm not sure, but he looks like he's in bad shape." Zeke said.

"He should, because he keeps eating so much."

Zeke tried to hold his laugh and Musaki tried to stifle it without Shifu knowing. Shifu turned around and asked, "You find this amusing?"

"No, master." they both said.

Then, he walked towards them and said, "How long were you standing there?"

"We just got out and Zeke and I thought that it would be a great idea to just head to the training hall to see if we can sort of spar with each other." Musaki said.

"Very well. I'll be there in a few."

They both bowed to him and went on their way. Shifu turned around and saw Po still doing push-ups and he said, "I counted only 71, master. Am I done, yet?"

"29 more."

Po sighed frustratedly and asked, "Why are you doing this, anyway?"

"Do not question it, panda. Just do it."

"Yes, master."


On the other side of China, an unknown source comes towards there very parts that's a couple of miles away from the Jade Palace. One keeps running and hiding in trees to scare off someone from behind. Then, this shadow figure comes creeping on a turtle and when it got from behind him....

"Don't even think about it, Mikey."

He looked dumbfounded. He asked, "Aw, dude? How'd you know it was me?"

"I can always hear your footsteps and also, you always carry that stupid mask you put on when you try to scare me."

Mikey takes off his mask and said, "Come on, Don. Lighten up, will ya? Have some fun for once."

Don sighed heavily and said, "Sometimes, I just can't understand you."

"There's a lot of things I don't quite get."

"Exactly my point."

"Hey, guys. Sensei wants us all to get moving."

"We're coming, Leo." Don said.

Mikey only sighed heavily and shakes his head and said to himself, "Story of my life."

He followed Don and Leo and sees Sensei behind them. He turns to the others and said, "This is the first time we've been to China and I thought that it would be better to explore the majesties of everything there and hope to find my family ancestors from there."

"Aren't your family ancestors from Japan?" asked Mikey.

"That's what I was gonna ask." Don said.

"What I wanna know is why am I in the mix?"

"Because, Raph, Master Splinter asked us to come and and see everything from there and also, because we can't leave you back at the sewer by yourself in New York City." Leo explained.

"You got all the answers to everything, don't you?" seethed Raph.

"Don't start with me."

Splinter clears his throat to get Leo and Raph's attention and said, "Leonardo, Raphael. Enough."

"Well, he started it."

"Actually, you started it." Don said.

"Who asked you, Donny?"

"Dudes, can we not do this now? I've got Chinese food on my mind." Mikey said.

They all turned to Mikey and looked a little curious about that. Leo said, "We left New York City yesterday and we've only been here for an hour. The last thing we should think about is food."

"I'm hungry, though."

Raph sighed heavily and said, "We're all starving, Mikey. Don't bring your thick skull into this."

Splinter sighed heavily and tried not to let Raph's arrogance get in the way of this experience. He told them, "We are only going to look around the places together and then, maybe we will find a place to spend the night."

"I hope they have video games." Mikey said.

"I severely doubt it." Donny said.

"How'd you know?"

"Cause I don't think they have video games here."

Mikey looked a little confused on that one and asked, "Is that supposed to torture me?"


Well, this is kinda funny. This is only the beginning. Stay tuned for more of this awesomeness!