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Note: This tory is based on the fullmetal alchemist manga
"Hmpf…what a nice day Father picked for us to have our vacation," Envy mumbled to himself sarcastically as he stretched out in his lawn chair.

It was a cloudy day, no sun at all and it looked as if it was about to rain. All the homunculi except for Gluttony (because he wasn't good enough to be invited) and Pride (because father didn't know where he was when he handing out invitations) were at the beach party that day, other than them the beach was deserted. Father was also there.

"I am your father and you will listen to me and have a vacation on whatever day I chose…because I'm just so much better than you!" Father laughed as he proudly drank a fruity cooktail.

Sloth woke up because of Father's annoying and rare laugh, "Whaa…so tiresome…we should do…something…." He quickly fell back asleep.

Wrath stood up, "Yeah! We should definitely whack a piñata!" Out of nowhere he pulled out a piñata shaped like a water melon and hung it up on the closest palm tree to them, it was all wilted and scruffy with a wasp's nest on it. As they looked at it a leaf fell off.

Envy, Lust, Greed, Wrath and Father gathered around the tree.

"Nice pickin' Fuhrer, you just had to pick the pathetic one, I'm surprised it even supports anything!", said Lust, picking up a stick.

"Don't forget this!" Greed handed her a blindfold, she put it on.

"Right…", Lust started to randomly swing around the stick, hitting everything but the watermelon-shaped piñata.

"Stupid Lust, you suck at that!" Wrath put grabbed the stick and blind fold from Lust, he put the blindfold on but instead of the stick, he grabbed his two swords.

"It's not my fault I'm bad at it…It's not me…It's my shampoo…yeah…", she mumbled, embarrassed. Everyone ignored her comment.

With a swing of a sword, Wrath broke open the piñata. "That's how you break a piñata Lust", he bragged.

Greed ran up to the palm tree and grabbed all of the candy, "My candy…mine," he was hoarding it all bake to his lawn chair, glaring squinty eyed at anyone who tried to take it from him. He hissed at Envy when he tried to grab some. Envy stepped back and, surprised, "A little greedy there I see…" he said.

"Aw…my Wrath, you didn't get anything for all of your hard efforts.", said Father. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a purple jagged stone, "Here, have this philosopher's stone I worked so hard to make." He held it out in an outstretched arm for Wrath to take.

"That's nothing but a useless amethyst! You're so cheap!" Wrath violently knocked to stone out of Father's hand. Greed ran up and grabbed the gem, storing it with the candy.

It suddenly started to pour rain, everyone looked around for shelter, only to find the wilted Palm tree.

"Hmpf, what a stupid vacation,", complained Envy.

"Well you better enjoy it and don't expect another one for anther year!", said father.

All the homunculi sighed and sat down in the wet sand, Greed was still eating his candy and Sloth was still sleeping. Yup, it was pretty depressing end to their day.