A/N: Well what to say… This is obviously just a short humorous fic about Fang's life during the Harry Potter books. I just hope you like it.

i. Fang and the weird new boy

Fang inspected the figure in front of him. This human was small, tiny compared to his master. Tiny, short and lacking treats like those people from the castle. Why was he in the house? What business did he have?

ii. Fang and the too many spiders

Bark! Bark!

I hate spiders. Go away spiders! Master brought spiders into home! They have me barricaded in the corner!

MASTER HAS LEFT ME! Maybe master hates me? Maybe master wants new pet?

Master is back, he loves me. All is good.

iii. Fang and the weird cat

I am confused, should I be helping cats. This cat seems pretty smart, maybe I should help her. After all, small and tiny human is in danger, which would upset master.

I will help the cat. I will be faithful to master.

iv. Fang and the overworked groundskeeper

There are so many new faces; a lot of them give me treats.

Master is working so hard, we have to get up so early and we go to bed so late. I will always follow master, but it is hot, and I am tired. Maybe we can have a break soon.

Oh, master is very sad. Something really bad must have happened. I will comfort master.

v. Fang and the giant problem

That thing is bigger than master. Is that possible? Can you have a bigger human than master? You must be able to. But that very large human is not nice, he yells and stomps.

I think I will spend time at the house in bed this year.

vi. Fang and the great death

It is dead! The stupid spider is no longer alive, and here it lies in the middle of the grounds. Displayed for the world to see and enjoy.

Yet master is sad, in fact master is crying. Maybe not everyone is happy. But Fang is happy!

vii. Fang and the broken home

Master and I sit in our house. The castle, our home, is in ruins. Master is covered in blood. Fang's paw is broken. We wait, for Master to catch his breath. Then he bandages my paw to make it feel better and we walk towards the ruins.

We will repair our home.

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