Found Out G.R.O.S.S. Is The Coolest
by Calvin Potterson
A/N: Filk to John Mayer's "No Such Thing", he owns the song, C&H belong to BW and UPS. God bless and enjoy! (Oh yeah, review, pls)
"Welcome to the G.R.O.S.S. Club,"
Hobbes said to me,
Tigerishly,
Take a seat.
You hate Susie, right?
In this club there's just black and white.
Well, I've loved to pack a slushball, or toss a Calvinball,
I'd like to hit her hard,
Maybe in the school hall.
If there's one thing I hate,
It's girls who think they're all great.
Hobbes grinned softly
"What if you
were on the other side?"
I wanna run thourgh the woods of your backyard,
I wanna scream as the wagon takes a fall,
I just found out G.R.O.S.S. is the coolest,
It's a club I've really heard about.
"Well, Susie's a straight-A student who hates Cal's guts,
Personally, I think she's fine,
As First Tiger,
I've read the club rules,
Gotten demerits
Consorted with the enemy,"
Both of my parents,
They are just plain stupid,
I wonder why they met and got married,
Just my bad luck
They had me.
Hobbes grinned softly
"What if you
were on the other side?
It's weird, so very weird, on the other side."
I wanna run thourgh the woods of your backyard,
I wanna scream as the wagon takes a fall,
I just found out G.R.O.S.S. is the coolest,
It's a club I've really heard about.
I can transmogrify,
I can transmogrify,
I can transmogrify,
Even as I duplitify.
I wanna run thourgh the woods of your backyard,
I wanna scream as the wagon takes a fall,
I just found out G.R.O.S.S. is the coolest,
It's a club I've really heard about.
Me really want to do a secret plan,
Write up a new-fangled secret code,
And when we've smacked Susie with hydro weaponry
You'll really like this club I adore
