Masked-Writer-In-Disguise: Hey, y'all. This is just a crack one-shot for you. It came to me during lunch when we were trying to get one of our friends, Iz, to eat. He wouldn't eat anything except for a stick of stringed cheese… stupid, stupid man.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…Yeah.
Inspiration: Open up for the train!!
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Open Up!
By: Masked-Writer-In-Disguise
"C'mon, open up!"
"I don't wanna."
"Kakashi open your mouth. Now!"
"What did you do to it? Its all-"
"-Kakashi, shut up and put it in your mouth!"
"-oddly shapen."
"What? You've never seen one up close before?"
"No, I have, but this one's different."
"Kakashi…"
"Yeah, I know, put it in my mouth, but what is this stuff? Whipped cream?"
"Yes, it is. Now try it."
"But it looks funny…"
"I will make you sleep on the couch if you say one more negative thing about it."
"Why? I'm speaking my mind, and you always tell me to speak my mind."
"But not about this. It's making me angry with you right now."
"I'm sorry, but I don't really-"
"Kakashi, shut up and eat your damn pumpkin pie!"
"Yes, dear."
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Masked-Writer-In-Disguise: …And there's your dose of crack for the day. Shortest one-shot I've ever written… I've never done only dialogue before, either.
