Dear Readers, this is a work of fantasy. I have always loved I dream of Jeannie and Barbara Eden... So I just imagined if Fifty had a Jeannie while leading his usual life. This story will be filled with humor and fun - Anyone wants humor and fun, feel free to read... This is just the first chapter and CG takes Jeannie back to ESCALA. When you read Jeannie, imagine Barbara in I dream of Jeannie. The fun will start in the next chapter.


Damn… My battery has dried up thanks to Lana how the hell am I going to get to the main road! Middle of the night near Mount Adams is doing no good to me. I should not have fly tonight… I should have just stayed at Portland and leave in the morning… Taylor did suggest to me to leave in the morning due to the rainy weather but I am just adamant! I need to get to Lana. The business meeting has left me frustrated and I need to let off some steam.

I am stranded for the last five hours and no rescue team is in sight! At least I should have brought Taylor with me but being a stubborn and selfish bastard, I am just too ignorant. I asked him to drive back to Seattle! At NIGHT! My Eurocopter is perfectly fine with night flight but what the hell went wrong with the engine?! After putting out the fire in the engine with the fire extinguisher, I pull out the disaster support supply which consists a tent and simple food for two days… anyway who eats this shit! . After putting up the tent, I wander around to try to find any source of light… but not even a soul is visible.

'WHERE IS CIVILISATION!' I yell at the top of my voice but there is no reply. It is dark everywhere and my torch is not doing no good… the light is dimmed by the darkness that is enveloping around me but thank god it is a full moon and the light from the moon is bright enough for me..

With my radio and phone out, I feel lonely. The authority would have noticed that I am missing from the radar. What the hell is taking them so long to find me! Damn IT!. As I walk around… kicking against some rock and stuff… walking around and I trip against something. Damn!

I look down and it is a bottle.. A long necked bottle… a green long neck bottle… What the hell. I pick it up and it has a narrow small spout and with a handle and some designs around it. It's covered with soil… as I pick it up and inspect it closely, it is a pretty bottle. 'What the hell?' I say out loud. What the heck am I going to do? I take the bottle back to my tent and with a clear moon over the mountain, I sit cross legged with a stupid bottle.. What the heck am I thinking? I open the bottle and there is nothing … I rub the side of the bottle to clean the dirt and puff… some sort of smoke comes out. What is it!

A beautiful girl appears from the smoke. She has a nice clear pair of green eyes with a heart shaped face and dark hair. She is dressed like a belly dancer… she bows and says, 'Thank you for rescuing Master. I am the Green Jeanie at your service.'

What the hell! This is a dream… this is a dream… this is a dream .. I recite to myself. I slap myself and it stings… no it isn't…

'I am hallucinating… there is no such thing as a Jeannie!' I say out loud closing my eyes… Great! Now my mind is playing tricks with me.

'Master… I am real..' her voice is musical… The day just got better… I can hear foot step but too afraid to open my eyes and a moist kiss is planted on my lips… I immediately opened my eyes and there… the lady… the word Master does things to me… I would love to show her who the master is but here… a beautiful girl in front of me bowing and calling me master…

'Who are you?'

'I am a Jeannie master… I was in that bottle… trapped because of a spell.'

'Pfff… now… sit Jeannie' and she obediently walks and sit in front of me cross legged as well.

'Now… you were trapped in this bottle because of a spell?'

'Yes master…'

'Okay… now Jeannie… listen. First… you do not call me a Master…'

'But it is our custom to call the owner of our bottle as master… and you rescued me from that bottle after 500 years…'

Great… Lana is waiting for me as ESCALA and it is a while she has been calling me a master.. For a while anyway.

'So you were trapped in that bottle… and now I have released you.. You can go anywhere you want..'

'Yes I can master but I like you… and I will serve you.'

To serve me? In my way? No way… This is a dream… this beautiful creature will disappear when I wake up after a good night's sleep.

'Look here Jeannie… You don't need to serve me. I have people to do so… I know this is a dream and my mind is playing tricks… so Jeannie.. poofff off…' and with those words, I walked into the tent.


Ah.. Damn headache… my eyes flickers and opens… Where on earth am I? I sit up and slowly the crash, the flat battery, the fire on the helicopter… Taylor… what is taking him so long to get me.. Oh wait… the Jeannie… I crawl out of the tent and I see a wonderful feast on a nice long wooden table…

'Goooodd Morning Master! Breakfast is served!' the beautiful dark haired girl greets me with the wide and beautiful smile. Actually her hair is black... Just pitch black. This is not suppose to happen… it was a dream… this girl should not be here. i try to talk sense into my own head.

'Who are you?'

'Master… you have forgotten me? I am Jeannie… you rescued me last night from my bottle.'

'You are not a dream?'

'Oh master… you are too tired…. Come… have some breakfast and you will feel better…' I walk up to the long table and the Jeannie serves me breakfast… a breakfast made of chicken soup, chicken salad, half boiled egg and there is steak and juices and fruits…

'I can't eat all this… and how did you get all this here?'

'Oh Master… eat what you can… I blinked it here…'

My salad fork stops midair… 'Blink?' I asked in confusion… he throws her head back.

'Oh master…. Wish for something.. And I will show you..'

'Wish for something?'

'Anything master…'

'Fine… I wish for ummm Bollinger chilled.'

'Right away master' and I see her blinking her eyes and poof, a chilled Bollinger is in front of me.

'You mean I can wish for anything?'

'Anything master…'

'Can you send me to the main highway?'

'Of course Master…'

'Okay… let me drink this wine.. And you send me there… and I get back to my own life and you can get back to yours…'

'But Master… you saved me from the bottle..'

'So?' I ask sipping my wine.

'I belong to you master… I will serve you.'

Oh boy… those words sounds heaven.. But wait… this girl is not my sub… she is a Jeannie for heaven's sake!

'No no… you send me to the highway… and you poof off to where ever you came from…'

'Master… I was in that bottle from the spell put by my aunt… I am not going to look for my relatives… ' she pouts… oh..she is darn cute.. What am I going to do?

'What do you want me to do?'

'Take me with you Master' she says excitedly holding my hand…

'What! Hell no!'

'Oh Master… you won't know that I am around… and I can make your entire dream come true.'

'Are you sure this is not a dream.'

'Oh.. No master…' she says and plops on my lap. She circles her arms around my neck and smiles sweetly… 'Please master…'

'Look Jeannie… I can't take you back… I have people in my house.. They won't be thrilled with you around…'

'Master… no one except you will know about me… I can be very discreet… I can be only visible to you Master…'

'Can you?'

'Yes Master… Now you see me..' and she blinks and she disappears but her musical voice says, 'now you don't..'

'Jeannie… where are you?'

'Here Master… and she pops up beside me sliding down my lap again… oh… Lana was enough… but the Jeannie is entertaining… I can use her… maybe introduce her to what I want…

'Fine… now let's pop to the highway… but you following me is on a trial basis… if you get me into trouble anyway or make yourself … promise me.. You will pop off…'

She places her index finger and middle finger below both her eyes and says, 'Jeannie's oath… I will pop off the moment anyone related to you finds out about me…' she says with a big eye. If she can get me off the trouble… and stay out of trouble… then Jeannie can decorate my room… a nice decorative item in deed… the way her harem skirt hanging in such a way that arghh… the way her little cute jacket covering her body … just enough and showing enough waist… which fits perfectly around my arm.. In a way.. She will fit perfectly to my body… maybe I could just tie her up to my playroom four poster bed and f*** her senselessly.

'Okay.. You get into the bottle and by us to the nearest highway so my assistant can get us.' I give up… I surrender to fate in this matter. Not that I trust fate.. But when a gorgeous girl insists on following me… and call me a master.. Hmm I can use her.

'Ready Master…' she holds her bottle and blinks and poooffff… we are at the freeway walking and the bottle is in my hand with my Armani coat perfectly covering it. That little witch… and just in a few minutes, Taylor appears with my SUV… just the perfect time!

'Mr Grey!' he yells with his head popped out of the front passenger window.

'Taylor!' I yell waving my free hand. Finally the SUV stops in front of me.

'Mr Grey! What happen…' Taylor jumps out to take my coat… I wave him from taking the coat and revealing my little secret… my Jeannie…

'I crashed…' and I fill Taylor with everything except Jeannie…

'But sir… that is five miles away… the air unit just spotted your helicopter… how did you manage to walk such a distance in such a short time..' he asks. I am on my way to ESCALA with the bottle well hidden from anyone's view.

'Um… I started early…' but Taylor shoots me a quizzical look.

Thank god he did not pursue or press me with more questions.

Once I reach ESCALA, I leap to my room and I place the bottle on my dresser and Taylor knocks my door.

'Mr and Dr Gray are here to see you sir.'

Great… I turn to the bottle and say, 'Now… you stay here and I will back right away…' and with that I turn my heels to the living room to answer all those questions.


Should I continue?