"Mmm…mm! God, Fred, you are so much better than Ron! Mmmhmmhmm! No! Slow down!"

"No! I will not slow down, Hermione!"

"Please! I can't go that fast! Fred, slow down!"

"No! Ugh, dammit, Hermione!"

"Fuck, Fred! How are you so good at this?"

"Practice. You should try it, Hermione. It might just do you good."

"Are you complaining, Fred? Because I'll walk away, without a second thought!"

"No! Hermione, I-ugh!-just, no!"

"Feeling-shit!-insecure, Freddie?"

"Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Of-fuck!-course not! But am I…really better than…Ron?"

"Oh, my God, so much better! No comparison! Though-God, Fred!-you do have more experience than him…especially with-oh, my God!-me.."

"What in bloody hell are you two doing?"

"…Playing Mario Kart. What did you think we were doing, Ronald?"

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What? What did you think they were doing?

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