Runescape: Bending the Rules

Runescape: Bending the Rules

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Chapter 1: Lumbridge Sucks

This is my first Fan Fiction story on my own account. I have Fran and Balthier's Insane Quest on my sister's Vieraheart15, (I play Runescape, and my account is Krostko103. I'm demeaning myself, I'm not really as portrayed) Now, this Runescape fan fiction is about a level 50 person named SShadow90, (prefers to just be called Shadow!) a player who has no limits. He can do anything, and I mean anything. Enjoy.

"It has come clear to me, I can deny it no longer, Lumbridge sucks," said SShadow90 to himself.

"Why don't you just go to Draynor Village then?" asked some random level 11.

"Uh yeah, what the hell is there to do there anyway?" asked Shadow.

"You can help the citizens find out who robbed the bank, there's Draynor Manor across the street where you can fight undead monsters plus the vampire, you can help Ernest turn back into a human, and you can cut willow trees behind the bank!" exclaimed the level 11.

"Interesting," said Shadow. "Now back away slowly as I pull out my Dragon Dagger P+ and stab you until you have an agonizing death."

"You can't do that, we aren't in a player vs. player zone!" said the level 11 in a high pitched whine.

"Your point?" said Shadow as he stabbed the guy.

The guy falls over dead. Shadow searches him and finds two sets of bones, (one set from him dying FYI) a skull, damaged armor, a rusty sword, and 1 gp.

"Fucking noob!" yelled Shadow.

"You're the noob, noob," said Krostko103, a level 60.

"Who the hell are you?" asked Shadow.

"I'm Krostko103, and I'm better than anyone else cause I've got all non-member full rune!" said Krostko103.

"So? I can do whatever the hell I want," said Shadow.

"I like your style, can I add you?" asked Krostko.

"Go nuts," said Shadow.

"K" said Krostko writing down SShadow90 in his friends list.

"So, you know any place to go?" asked Shadow.

"Want to go fight lesser demons in the Karamja Volcano?" asked Krostko103.

As the two went down the road they heard a terrible voice. The voice said "Flee from me Sshadow90!"

Shadow turned around to find the foul beast. It had high magic level, a hell of a lot of blood runes, and an angry vicious look. It was none other besides the Evil Chicken!!