This is a one shot of the Greek Gods fangirling all over HOO
A/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICO 1/28 YOU'RE FIFTEEN! Have a nice day birthday boy! : )
Jason and Thalia reunite
Zeus: My children finally reunite after 13 years sobs chokes this is the sweetest thing in this book! SOBS SOBS SOBS
Hera: GOSH DANG IT NOW MY WHOLE ENTIRE PLAN IS FOILED STOP ACTING LIKE IT'S SUCH A BIG FUSS. TIME TO DELETE ZEUS' LITTLE MISTAKES ON EARTH
Zeus: YOU WOULDN'T DARE HARM MY CHILDREN glares
Hera: gulp
Percy and Nico recognize each other
The whole entire throne room stiffens
Poseidon: I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING FISHY WITH YOUR SON HADES! Pun intended
Hades: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY SON FISH BREATH, SON OF A-
Everyone else: SHUT THE F**** UP WE'RE TRYING TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
Poseidon: …
Hades: …
Poseidon: Death Breath
Everyone else: SHUT UP
Percy and Annabeth fall into Tartarus
Poseidon: My SON
Athena: MY DAUGHTER
Everyone else: NOOOOO PERCABETH IS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN
Apollo: HADES, What's wrong with your children?! He's just standing there looking at PERCABETH WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPEN.
Hades: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR SUPERMAN BOY ZEUS? IS HE TOO BUSY WITH SAVING PIPER?
Aphrodite: Puffs pink powder into Hades' eyes WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT; SHE MAY LOOK MESSY BUT SHE'S STRONG AND NEEDED.
Percabeth falls
Everyone watches in horror.
Everyone cries, Hebe rolls her eyes and gives everyone a tissue.
Nico confesses his love to Cupid
Everyone watches bug eyed, they slowly turn to Hades.
Hades blasts the T.V
Everyone: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Hades: MY SON IS GAY! Goes into Nico's room while he's changing, scares Nico the headlights out of him WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BEING GAY?!
Nico slowly backs away.
Hephaestus fixes the T.V and saves Nico in the nick of time
Leo is resurrected
Everyone watches wiping their eyes.
Hephaestus: MY SON THAT'S MY SON THERE, HE SURVIVES IT ALL. AND FESTUS. THEY MAKE THE BEST TEAM. SOBS
Hades: …
Hades: HE VIOLATED THE RULES OF NATURE AND DEATH. He shall be punished!
Zeus: Lay off of him Hades, after all you allowed Hazel to be resurrected after all.
Everyone nods.
Hades: I'll be back.
The next morning Zeus discovers that his room is transformed into a dark damp place.
Zeus: HADES!
