Hello, everyone. This is my second fic. OOC? Genre: friendship, parody. Setting: night class.
Sorry if this isn't funny, hehe. Happy reading.
POCKY INCIDENT
Rima's just got allowance from her beloved mother. Happily and plainly face, I mean, expressionless face, Rima is going to the mart and buying one big special Pocky box that she can glut by herself. But it's a pity if she just eat it all. Se decides to eat it at school. Rima thinks that only Shiki who is obsessed with Pocky after her. Calmly and stoically, she brings her Pocky in her hold to school.
When she arrives, each pair of eyes are pointed at her. She is so calm as ever. She gets used to get that look from people because, you know, model is amazing. To the class she walks.
She is about to take her first chocolate stick when.. "Rima, today your duty to clean the class." Failed, oh anyways, I'll eat after cleaning, she thinks.
She is about to take her second chance when.. "Rima, listen up. Today Kaname-sama smiled at me, heehee. And then..." Rima listens her best friend patiently.
She is about to take her third chance when.. "Goodness, you bring Pocky yourself. My Pocky will be given to Kaname-sama. Watch out if you dare to eat mine." She sighs (deeeep, deeply).
She is about to take her fourth chance when.. "Rima, Kaname-sama want to speak to you. Urgent. Oh? May I take some of these?" Shiki comes and begs for a Pocky. She sighs, "Alright then. Don't eat all that big special Pocky." Rima walks to Kaname's room.
After that, she smiled happily (inside the heart) cause she will eat her Pocky after doing much stuff and really tired (cause you're so skinny..why don't eat some rice? BZZZTT..*author's burned in lightning*). She steps her beautiful long legs into the class. Everyone turned.
"Hehehee, we can try you Pocky, 'kay? I've just known it's delicious. Mammamia lezatos, adios(?)," said the classmates in unison.
"That's right. It's sooo wonderful. You must buy again tomorrow. Because according to my theorem, foods are 100x more delicious when you're given one," said Aidou while he takes one stick more and swallows it. Oops, unfortunately it was the last. Rima turns her heels.
Rima won't talk to them for a week. Is it that bad? Absolutely. Because of that incident, she starts to absent from school and sitting on the bench in daylight under her umbrella in the park she used to play in childhood (^o^"). Suddenly, a strawberry sticks appear before her very eyes. While there is chance, just eat.
"Sorry, I only buy you the strawberry one. I couldn't get you the chocolate one. They were all bought by classmates." It turns out to be Shiki who absent from his work only to accompany his childhood friend ever since Earth was made. He gave Rima one, and one more until there is one more left. He eats it, because he's the one who buy it.
"Thank you."
(end)
Iyyeei, review? flame? support? it is okay. Just tell me if there's something wrong in the story. I'm not so good at humor/parody, but I like it. My grammar is a bit confusing maybe. I don't know if the title is matching. But, thank you for reading. See you next time.
