Inumaru12: Random idea I came up with a while ago. Just a quick one-shot.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, If I did Snape wouldn't have died and Sirius would come out o the veil and kick some ass in the last book.
Gummy Worms
It was a normal winter day at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardly. It was Christmas break and most children were back home for the holidays, except for the few that couldn't go home or didn't want to. Among those few were Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.
Harry had been offered by the Weasleys to go over to their place and stay but declined. Apparently Ron had heard that things were going to be very hectic and a lot of people from Ron's family were going to be their. Harry did not feel like shaking hands and people telling him how amazing and great he is all break and hounding him for stories.
Draco, on the other hand had stayed at Hogwarts because it was Hell back at his house. With his mom and dad screaming at each other, and being pressured into taking the Dark Mark he didn't want to go there.
But that was all besides the point.
The point was that Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape were walking down the hall towards Dumbledore's office when they saw Harry run down the hall in front of them.
Severus was about to say something when Harry was suddenly attacked from behind and thrown around, onto his back.
The blonde, Draco, was straddling Harry shamelessly and was reaching for a bag that they just noticed in Harry's hand.
"Damn it Harry, give me the Gummy Worms!" Draco yelled.
"Nope." Harry said, obviously amused.
"Well, then I'm just gonna have to play dirty huh?" Draco asked, grinding his pelvic area into Harry's.
Harry gasped with pleasure and Draco grabbed Harry by the collar and brought him up to meet him in a passionate kiss.
Dumbledore and Snape's faces were priceless at what was going on. They were shocked and couldn't say anything and even if they could they wouldn't know what to say.
Draco then grabbed the bag of Gummy Worms and jumped off the dazed raven haired boy and took off running down the hall.
Harry blinked, before getting up and running after him.
"That's it Malfoy, No sex for a month!" Harry screamed after him, leaving Snape and Dumbledore completely alone.
Snape blinked.
Then blinked again.
Then twitched.
That was something he never needed to see again.
He looked over to Albus, to see how he was taking it.
Dumbledore then popped in one of his ridicules candies and smiled happily.
"It seems Mr. Potter and Mr. Malfoy are getting along very well." Dumbledore said, as he resumed walking towards his office.
Snape gave the headmaster's back a look that could only be called comical, but followed anyway.
Today was not his day.
As they passed the boy's bathroom Snape could hear The golden boy's voice. More likely he could hear him moaning.
Snape twitched.
It was definitely not his day.
END
Inumaru12: Yeah, so I got this idea a while ago and wrote it down completely and it's….somewhere…yeah.
So please review and if any of you are Naruto fans if you would please vote on this poll thing I have on my profile page because that would help thanks. Please no flames! Ja Ne!
